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napster-bitch

A person who blames the music industry for stopping Napster and Other P2P services. Sometimes complaining that they can no longer download music but in reallity just wanted porn (because they have no girlfriend).
"Yeah, John is a napster-bitch, he cried for days about not having porn after Napster got shut down."
by RC March 11, 2003
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sushi

Pretentious food that white kids want everybody else to know they are into to seem cultured and sophisticated.
Josh: Hey Jen I know this little great Sushi bar, we should go there.

Jen: Cool, let's go. Nice Gap scarf I love it.
by RC December 12, 2004
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choice

"Kyle, let's go play Mario, it is so totally choice."
by RC March 11, 2003
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Real McCoy

Real deal.
Oilers on early trains had to be oiled to stop friction on the drive wheels. Oilers always failed... except the McCoy brand and they became known as the best and 'the real McCoy'
These appear to be the real McCoy.
by RC November 10, 2003
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mensa

Sheesh Ninja Disaster, you have to do some research before blasting Mensa members like that.

True: Mensa is an organization for people with high IQs. Their requirement for entry is that their potential members must score within the top 2% in their standardized intelligence test.

False: Unlike some people would have you believe not all Mensa members are snobbish assholes. Also, their meetings are not just about academic endeavors . Many of them know that being extremely intelligent can be socially awkward so their meetings are a chance for these members meet other socially awkard intelligent people and do normal everyday things that regular "Schmoes" like you and I would do.
Famous Mensa members:

-Asia Carrera (famous pornstar)

-Geena Davis (famous actress)

-Jodie Foster (do I need to explain?)

etc.
by RC April 20, 2005
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jerk break

A break period used to go masturbate because you're aroused or your mind is preoccupied with sex. Typical among males. Jerk breaks are usually taken during periods of light physical activity and intense brain activity such as studying for a midterm, writing an essay, reading a book for your book report, filling out tedious income tax forms, or what have you.
Jerk breaks are cathartic in many ways.
Man I've been reading this same fucking page for fifteen minutes and I've got a big boner and can't concentrate. I think this calls for a jerk break. JERK BREAK!

Do girls go for jerk breaks? who knows?
by RC May 3, 2006
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rape

A heinous, violent crime that should be dealt with vigilante justice.
Our commnunity is dealing with that old man rapist by taking him out to a parking lot beating him senseless with baseball bats and possibly cutting his balls off!
by RC April 26, 2005
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