Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.
by RBAK October 13, 2016
While eating dinner, Jerome got so annoyed with Janie's non-stop babble, that he didn't even wait for her to finish her mashed potatoes before sticking his dick in her mouth and saying, "How do you like that New York Knish girl!".
by RBAK July 14, 2016
The act of quietly masturbating in your dorm while your college roommate is getting blasted in the bed next to you.
Kelly would always get so worked up and horny whenever Brenda brought home a boy to fuck that she’d inevitably slip a hand into her panties and have a finger party to the rhythmic sounds from Brenda’s bed.
by RBAK December 12, 2016
The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.
Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.
by RBAK December 12, 2016
The act of unwanted sexual advances from a person of the same identifying sexual gender (a la Kevin Spacey) where said offender just walks by and casually reaches into someones pants and fondles their genitals .
Dave May have simply been working on his new Cross Fit routine when Coach Andy strolled by, and when no one was looking, gave him the old Space Jam.
by RBAK April 20, 2018