RBAK's definitions

Purple Houdini

When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.

Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!

by RBAK July 11, 2016

cum fuzzy

When a women becomes so enamored with a new man in her life that she becomes increasingly dumber to the point she can no longer function in everyday society as she lives her life only for the benefit of said man and his dick.

Ever since Deb started dating that new guy she's become so cum fuzzy I can't stand hanging out with her.

by RBAK January 27, 2017

alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.

Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.

by RBAK January 25, 2017

Space Jam

The act of unwanted sexual advances from a person of the same identifying sexual gender (a la Kevin Spacey) where said offender just walks by and casually reaches into someones pants and fondles their genitals .

Dave May have simply been working on his new Cross Fit routine when Coach Andy strolled by, and when no one was looking, gave him the old Space Jam.

by RBAK April 20, 2018

Trump Pants

Snug fitting women's apparel that is so tight it literally grabs their pussy all day long.

Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.

by RBAK October 13, 2016