caribbean hand job

When a girl jacks off a guy with a Brillo Pad in her hand.

Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.

by RBAK July 20, 2016

Purple Houdini

The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.

Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.

by RBAK July 5, 2016

brexit

The shit you take the morning after a night of drinking piss warm British beer and eating greasy fish & chips.

That Yank just couldn't hang with the locals said the maid as she cleaned the Brexited remains of last nights shenanigans from the toilet seat and surrounding floor from the young American tourist's hotel room.

by RBAK June 27, 2016

cum gut

A woman who becomes pregnant through sexual intercourse when the male ejaculates inside her vagina.

Milly should have made Gary Payton wear a rubber. Now she has cum gut.

by RBAK March 16, 2016

Space Jam

The act of unwanted sexual advances from a person of the same identifying sexual gender (a la Kevin Spacey) where said offender just walks by and casually reaches into someones pants and fondles their genitals .

Dave May have simply been working on his new Cross Fit routine when Coach Andy strolled by, and when no one was looking, gave him the old Space Jam.

by RBAK April 20, 2018