The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.
Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.
by RBAK January 25, 2017
Get the alternative vaginamug. When a guy tells all his friends he fucked a chick when he didn't and when finding this out, said chick publicly confronts him letting him and all his friends know that not only did she not fuck him, but that she never will fuck him.
Did you see Michelle call out Jay in the parking lot after she found out he told everyone he fucked her? I knew he was a Boy Who Cried Blast!
by RBAK July 5, 2016
Get the Boy Who Cried Blastmug. Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.
by RBAK October 13, 2016
Get the Trump Pantsmug. by RBAK October 5, 2015
Get the Political Cockrectnessmug. I don't know what I did to piss Olga off but I won't be able to walk for a week after the Caribbean Handjob she just gave me.
by RBAK June 30, 2016
Get the Caribbean Handjobmug. The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.
Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.
by RBAK December 12, 2016
Get the fracking the bowelsmug. While eating dinner, Jerome got so annoyed with Janie's non-stop babble, that he didn't even wait for her to finish her mashed potatoes before sticking his dick in her mouth and saying, "How do you like that New York Knish girl!".
by RBAK July 14, 2016
Get the New York Knishmug.