Definitions by RBAK

Trump Pants 

Snug fitting women's apparel that is so tight it literally grabs their pussy all day long.

Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.

Trump Pants by RBAK October 13, 2016

Hot Dot Twat 

A very attractive woman of Indian descent.

Did you see that new girl in class named Sita? Man, that's some Hot Dot Twat.

Hot Dot Twat by RBAK September 22, 2016

caribbean hand job 

When a girl jacks off a guy with a Brillo Pad in her hand.

Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.

caribbean hand job by RBAK July 20, 2016

New York Knish 

Having oral sex with someone when their mouth is full of mashed potatoes.

While eating dinner, Jerome got so annoyed with Janie's non-stop babble, that he didn't even wait for her to finish her mashed potatoes before sticking his dick in her mouth and saying, "How do you like that New York Knish girl!".

New York Knish by RBAK July 14, 2016

Purple Houdini 

When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.

Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!

Purple Houdini by RBAK July 11, 2016

Purple Houdini 

The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.

Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.

Purple Houdini by RBAK July 5, 2016

Boy Who Cried Blast 

When a guy tells all his friends he fucked a chick when he didn't and when finding this out, said chick publicly confronts him letting him and all his friends know that not only did she not fuck him, but that she never will fuck him.

Did you see Michelle call out Jay in the parking lot after she found out he told everyone he fucked her? I knew he was a Boy Who Cried Blast!

Boy Who Cried Blast by RBAK July 5, 2016