Caribbean Handjob

The results of pissing off an island girl who than grabs a Brillo pad and jerks you off.
I don't know what I did to piss Olga off but I won't be able to walk for a week after the Caribbean Handjob she just gave me.
by RBAK June 30, 2016
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caribbean hand job

When a girl jacks off a guy with a Brillo Pad in her hand.
Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.
by RBAK March 18, 2016
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Boy Who Cried Blast

When a guy tells all his friends he fucked a chick when he didn't and when finding this out, said chick publicly confronts him letting him and all his friends know that not only did she not fuck him, but that she never will fuck him.
Did you see Michelle call out Jay in the parking lot after she found out he told everyone he fucked her? I knew he was a Boy Who Cried Blast!
by RBAK July 05, 2016
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cockservative

A homosexual who aligns themselves with the conservative movement and Republican party despite the fact that conservatives and Republicans in general, hate the gays and want to strip them of their rights.
Andy: Pete's gay. How the hell can he be a right wing conservative Republican?
Ron: I don't know. I guess some fags are just cockservative.
by RBAK January 27, 2017
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digit tight

When a chick's twat is so tight that you can't even get a finger in her.
Andy: I was making out with Kathy and when I put my hands in her pants, I couldn't even get a pinky in her.
Ron: Damn, that girl is digit tight!
by RBAK January 23, 2017
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Political Cockrectness

A person who will have sex with anyone, regardless of race.
Andy will suck anyone off. He really believes in political cockrectness.
by RBAK August 25, 2015
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alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.
Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.
by RBAK January 25, 2017
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