RBAK's definitions

Trump Pants

Snug fitting women's apparel that is so tight it literally grabs their pussy all day long.

Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.

by RBAK October 13, 2016

finger party

The act of quietly masturbating in your dorm while your college roommate is getting blasted in the bed next to you.

Kelly would always get so worked up and horny whenever Brenda brought home a boy to fuck that she’d inevitably slip a hand into her panties and have a finger party to the rhythmic sounds from Brenda’s bed.

by RBAK December 12, 2016

fracking the bowels

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.

Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.

by RBAK December 12, 2016

cum gut

A woman who becomes pregnant through sexual intercourse when the male ejaculates inside her vagina.

Milly should have made Gary Payton wear a rubber. Now she has cum gut.

by RBAK March 16, 2016

Space Jam

The act of unwanted sexual advances from a person of the same identifying sexual gender (a la Kevin Spacey) where said offender just walks by and casually reaches into someones pants and fondles their genitals .

Dave May have simply been working on his new Cross Fit routine when Coach Andy strolled by, and when no one was looking, gave him the old Space Jam.

by RBAK April 20, 2018

caribbean hand job

When a girl jacks off a guy with a Brillo Pad in her hand.

Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.

by RBAK July 20, 2016

Purple Houdini

When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.

Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!

by RBAK July 11, 2016