RBAK's definitions

brexit

The shit you take the morning after a night of drinking piss warm British beer and eating greasy fish & chips.

That Yank just couldn't hang with the locals said the maid as she cleaned the Brexited remains of last nights shenanigans from the toilet seat and surrounding floor from the young American tourist's hotel room.

by RBAK June 27, 2016

Purple Houdini

The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.

Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.

by RBAK July 5, 2016

Space Jam

The act of unwanted sexual advances from a person of the same identifying sexual gender (a la Kevin Spacey) where said offender just walks by and casually reaches into someones pants and fondles their genitals .

Dave May have simply been working on his new Cross Fit routine when Coach Andy strolled by, and when no one was looking, gave him the old Space Jam.

by RBAK April 20, 2018

Caribbean Handjob

The results of pissing off an island girl who than grabs a Brillo pad and jerks you off.

I don't know what I did to piss Olga off but I won't be able to walk for a week after the Caribbean Handjob she just gave me.

by RBAK June 30, 2016

Political Cockrectness

A person who will have sex with anyone, regardless of race.

Andy will suck anyone off. He really believes in political cockrectness.

by RBAK October 5, 2015

Boy Who Cried Blast

When a guy tells all his friends he fucked a chick when he didn't and when finding this out, said chick publicly confronts him letting him and all his friends know that not only did she not fuck him, but that she never will fuck him.

Did you see Michelle call out Jay in the parking lot after she found out he told everyone he fucked her? I knew he was a Boy Who Cried Blast!

by RBAK July 5, 2016

cum fuzzy

When a women becomes so enamored with a new man in her life that she becomes increasingly dumber to the point she can no longer function in everyday society as she lives her life only for the benefit of said man and his dick.

Ever since Deb started dating that new guy she's become so cum fuzzy I can't stand hanging out with her.

by RBAK January 27, 2017