Cow

Your mother.

Your mother is a Cow

by RAZORBURN20 August 09, 2024

Michael Jackson

Hee-Hee

Michael Jackson: "Hee-Hee"

by RAZORBURN20 August 09, 2024

Retard

Michael

"Michael is a retard"

by RAZORBURN20 August 09, 2024

Brandon

A man with so much potential that has yet been realized.

"Just give Brandon some time, he'll make it eventually".

by RAZORBURN20 August 09, 2024

Delegate

A term only used by your fucking annoying-ass managers.

Junior: "Since you are not busy I am going to delegate some tasks to you guys okay?"
Brandon: "Shut the fuck up Junior".

by RAZORBURN20 August 09, 2024

Opossum

The world's most underrated animal. An adorable little munchkin who never bites or attacks humans, cannot carry rabies, and single-handedly prevents the spread of Lyme disease by eating upwards of 5,000 ticks in a season. Getting too close to one will cause it to have a panic attack, leaving it open to be picked up and snuggled with. Their only flaw is their short lives, only ranging from 2-3 years. They make of for this by having a shit ton of teeny widdle babies that the mother gives piggy back rides to. They also have cute little grabby hands with built in fingerless gloves.

I FUCKING LOVE OPOSSUMS

by RAZORBURN20 August 09, 2024

Abortion

What should have happened to your dumbass.

Lisa: "The doctor told me my baby will grow up to be a moronic asshole"
Sarah: "Oh my god you need to get an abortion!"

by RAZORBURN20 August 09, 2024