strong arm

givin a girl the ol' strong arm.

stickin it to her.

bangin her out.

having sex.

Oh man, I gave Mary the ol' strong arm last night, she loved it. I'm gonna go over her house again tonight to dip the wick again.

by rayjay November 05, 2004

jack the stack

shortened version of jackin the smokestack, meaning to jerk off or masturbate.

only used by men of course.

james: wtf are you doing?
me: chillin at home, about to jack the stack.
james: haha, n1.

by rayjay April 04, 2006

N33K

leet for neek do i have to say any more

rand is a n33k lets leave him here .

by RAYJAY February 04, 2005

noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.

Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!

by rayjay April 04, 2006

shem

a scumbag, lowlife or degenerate.

I was walking down the street and I saw that shem that owes me $40.

by rayjay October 05, 2004

gurdie

globulous matter of alleged female decent, arranged in a manner rendering any form of human procreation futile in that all orifices are not only hidden, but Newton's 4th Law deems it scientifically impossible.

Damn B, that girl is a real gurdie.

Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.

by RayJay April 15, 2004

zoo ass

zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo

man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today

by RAYJAY February 04, 2005