R. Trelford's definitions

Touching cotton

You've committed a lumpy corn filled stanky loaf, and there is no turning back.

P.S.A.-If you are touching-cotton, don't sit down unless it's on the Dumper!!

"It felt like an SBD (silent but deadly) and now I'm touching cotton- Woe is me"

by R. Trelford March 9, 2004

labs

Short for labia (female genitalia)

"Hmmm....interesting, your labs are shaped like butterfly wings!"

"You can tell how big her nasty labs are when she wears those tight jeans-someone should tell her"

by R. Trelford March 5, 2004

effen

A substitute for the word "fucking"
Would be used for descriptive purposes(adjective).

ie: "You effen bastard!" or "I hate this effen burger!"or even "You little effen biotch!"

by R. Trelford March 3, 2004

Dogdick

Endearing nickname

"S'up Dogdick?"

"Shave your choda lately Dogdick-you stupid twit bastard?"

by R. Trelford March 5, 2004

Turtle pokin'

Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.

The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.

"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"

"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"

by R. Trelford March 8, 2004

Bat-wings

When both sides of your nutsack adheres to your inner-thigh.

Bat-wings are preventable by;
1. Washing your nutsack once in a while
2. Wearing tighty-whities or boxer briefs
3. Air cnditioning will stop the flow of heat and thus slow down the process of sweaty nuts.

When I wake up after a hot night/banging, I will typically wake up with bat-wings if I sleep in the buff or with loose boxers.

"Hey babe, wake up! Check this out! When I open my legs, it's like bat-wings!"

by R. Trelford May 13, 2005

hibbly jibbly

Multiple meanings/purposes;(1) Feeling creeped out by someone or something , Gives you the "willies". (2)Makes your hair stand on end.

You may also say "hibbly jibblies"

(1)Man, the Exorcist gives me the hibbly jibblies! (2) It's so cold out I'm getting the hibbly jibblies!

by R. Trelford March 4, 2004