You've committed a lumpy corn filled stanky loaf, and there is no turning back.
P.S.A.-If you are touching-cotton, don't sit down unless it's on the Dumper!!
P.S.A.-If you are touching-cotton, don't sit down unless it's on the Dumper!!
by R. Trelford March 09, 2004
When both sides of your nutsack adheres to your inner-thigh.
Bat-wings are preventable by;
1. Washing your nutsack once in a while
2. Wearing tighty-whities or boxer briefs
3. Air cnditioning will stop the flow of heat and thus slow down the process of sweaty nuts.
Bat-wings are preventable by;
1. Washing your nutsack once in a while
2. Wearing tighty-whities or boxer briefs
3. Air cnditioning will stop the flow of heat and thus slow down the process of sweaty nuts.
When I wake up after a hot night/banging, I will typically wake up with bat-wings if I sleep in the buff or with loose boxers.
"Hey babe, wake up! Check this out! When I open my legs, it's like bat-wings!"
"Hey babe, wake up! Check this out! When I open my legs, it's like bat-wings!"
by R. Trelford May 13, 2005
Used to describe to a buddy what your fantasy or intentions are when you see a smokin piece of ass. Mainly in regards to standing behind a woman, gently pushing her forward so that while she is standing she bends forward giving you full access for Doggystyle delight! Rather than actually saying "Oh man that chick is hot! I would love to get behind that ass and pound it all night long!" You just say "Bent!"
All one needs to say is simply "Bent"
Your buddy should clue in to what you are talking about, without the both of you being so obvious while in close proximity of the "bendee."
"Bent"
Your buddy should clue in to what you are talking about, without the both of you being so obvious while in close proximity of the "bendee."
"Bent"
by R. Trelford March 04, 2004
Multiple meanings/purposes;(1) Feeling creeped out by someone or something , Gives you the "willies". (2)Makes your hair stand on end.
You may also say "hibbly jibblies"
You may also say "hibbly jibblies"
(1)Man, the Exorcist gives me the hibbly jibblies! (2) It's so cold out I'm getting the hibbly jibblies!
by R. Trelford March 04, 2004
by R. Trelford March 05, 2004
by R. Trelford March 03, 2004
Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.
The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.
The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.
"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"
"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"
"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"
by R. Trelford March 08, 2004