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Something the webmasters on UD have an obvious fetish for considering one shows up in about 95% of their front page photos.
by R. Kemp April 24, 2005
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When you screw around on your boyfriend with a married man and come out on top (pun intended).
John's girlfriend at work Lita'd their co-worker. John got fired a week later and his girlfriend and co-worker got a promotion! Only in America!
by R. Kemp May 4, 2005
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A gay person that:

1. Is very open about their sexual orientation.

2. Feels the need to talk, act and sometimes dress as the opposite sex

3. Feels the need to mention their sexual orientation and/or exploits in every conversation
That cockrider is a fuckin' flamer!
by R. Kemp February 28, 2004
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Spoken otomatopeia that indicates when something has gone over the listener's head.
A: This movie is so gay!
B: There are no homosexuals in this movie.
A: Whoosh!
by R. Kemp December 15, 2005
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Similar to the race card, this has been a phenomena in the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens used by non-U.S. athletes or by fans of non-U.S. teams as to why an American wins a gold medal or why an American finishes above another country's athlete. The claim is that the IOC is in collusion with the U.S. teams and predetermines results when the truth is that after the 2002 scandals in Salt Lake, the IOC is very anti-American at this point. It serves a double purpose:

1) To justify a loss from an athlete.

2) To voice anti-American sentiment had by athletes, staff, and fans since before the games began.
Prime example: Svetlana Khorkina says the reason she didn't win the All-Around was because she wasn't American.

Another example: S. Koreans are attacking Americans for the scoring error more than the judges that committed the error. Where were they when judges from France and Russia were in collusion to guarantee their skaters gold medals?
by R. Kemp August 24, 2004
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This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.
The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.
by R. Kemp December 13, 2004
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The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.
I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.
by R. Kemp June 27, 2005
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