QuiteSeriousDefinitions's definitions

Minecraft

A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.

Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

SpongeBob

Your childhood.

SpongeBob. No more. No needed context. It’s your childhood, and mine. If you haven’t watched it, then your parents couldn’t afford cable, or you live under a rock. Oh, sorry Patrick!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

b

The emoji is apparently funny. that’s dumb. Also the second letter in the alphabet, ya doof!

b.
haha big funni

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

Shrek

The movie of gods.

Shrek is our lord and savior.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

poo

Fecal matter defecated from the anal cavity. Food that has been turned into typically brownish matter with low durability and oval shape. Sometimes the process of defecating is painful, which sucks. It is also apparently not defecated by women, which is a lie.

that poo is kinda huge

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

vegan

You’re cool, or you’re a bitch about it.
They think they’re better for not harming animals, but they really aren’t.

1:Are all vegan people jerks?
2: No, some are cool people?
3: Hey, don’t ya think we all are cool peope?
1,2 4: No.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Cat

A gift by god domesticated by humans long ago. They are quite sneaky and there’s one outside my home who comes by every Friday. They are also liked by desperate teens, but cats are above that level anyway.

I just got a cat!
2: You mean a furry fruit?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021