QuiteSeriousDefinitions's definitions

tp

Short for toilet paper, a cylinder like object made from paper for the sole use of cleaning the anal cavity after removing solid waste from the body. In a dumber version, the stuff you wipe your ass with when you shit so that you don’t have underwear that stinks.

Hey, any more tp left?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 5, 2021

PlayStation

You love it or you hate it. It’s better than mobile, I’ll say that.

I really want the new PlayStation!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021

oops

a child.

oops!
I fell.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

jk

An abbreviation for what you say when you make the biggest verbal mistake ever to one of your friends.

Person 1: Hey, your shoes suck.
Person 2: Huh!?
Person 1: jk lol.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

Rick and Morty

If you don’t watch it, don’t act like it, as we know the only joke you know is Pickle Rick, retard.

Bro, did you see Episode 4 of season 5?
Yeah, strangest Rick and Morty episode ever.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021

pasta

Popular food from Italy, yellow in color. In Italy, true Italians are likely to berate you for cutting it’s cousin, spaghetti. If it’s green, like in the gif below(photosensitivity warning,) then I have no idea what it is.

Mama Mia! What are you doing to my pasta?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

Earth

A celestial object 4.5 billion years of age located in the habitable zone of our solar system. It houses us, and likely the device you observe this definition and site on. It is usually called a dying rock, but has more to it than that. It is the reason dogs, the furry potatoes of cuteness, and cats, the furry ninja with knives in it’s paws, or YOU exist. It’s a beautiful, amazing, and rare dying rock, as planets like our are very rare. Life in the universe only lasts 0.0000003% of it’s life expectancy, which much surpasses ours.

Earth is cool.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021