Smurfing

The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.
1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 04, 2021
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Earth

A celestial object 4.5 billion years of age located in the habitable zone of our solar system. It houses us, and likely the device you observe this definition and site on. It is usually called a dying rock, but has more to it than that. It is the reason dogs, the furry potatoes of cuteness, and cats, the furry ninja with knives in it’s paws, or YOU exist. It’s a beautiful, amazing, and rare dying rock, as planets like our are very rare. Life in the universe only lasts 0.0000003% of it’s life expectancy, which much surpasses ours.
Earth is cool.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 08, 2021
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PlayStation

You love it or you hate it. It’s better than mobile, I’ll say that.
I really want the new PlayStation!
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021
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Obamaprism

Obamaprism.

Yes.
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jk

An abbreviation for what you say when you make the biggest verbal mistake ever to one of your friends.
Person 1: Hey, your shoes suck.
Person 2: Huh!?
Person 1: jk lol.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 03, 2021
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pasta

Popular food from Italy, yellow in color. In Italy, true Italians are likely to berate you for cutting it’s cousin, spaghetti. If it’s green, like in the gif below(photosensitivity warning,) then I have no idea what it is.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 08, 2021
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Rick and Morty

If you don’t watch it, don’t act like it, as we know the only joke you know is Pickle Rick, retard.
Bro, did you see Episode 4 of season 5?
Yeah, strangest Rick and Morty episode ever.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021
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