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jk

An abbreviation for what you say when you make the biggest verbal mistake ever to one of your friends.
Person 1: Hey, your shoes suck.
Person 2: Huh!?
Person 1: jk lol.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021
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Obamaprism

Obamaprism.

Yes.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021
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Earth

A celestial object 4.5 billion years of age located in the habitable zone of our solar system. It houses us, and likely the device you observe this definition and site on. It is usually called a dying rock, but has more to it than that. It is the reason dogs, the furry potatoes of cuteness, and cats, the furry ninja with knives in it’s paws, or YOU exist. It’s a beautiful, amazing, and rare dying rock, as planets like our are very rare. Life in the universe only lasts 0.0000003% of it’s life expectancy, which much surpasses ours.
Earth is cool.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021
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that’s tuff

What all of your Discord friends tell you when you say you got rejected. It’s alright, I’ll keep it a secret. shit, they know.
1:Jennifer left me..
2: Damn bro, that’s tuff.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 4, 2021
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Smurfing

The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.
1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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exhale

1: When ya friend makes an awful pun, and you knew it was trash, shit, as bad as World of Light even.
What you do when you need to breathe in and out.
3: Disappointment.
Person 1: Hey, don’t you think that pun was good?
Person 2: *exhale* No.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021
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The sun

The seemingly infinite spherical object in the center of our solar system responsible for over 99% of it’s mass. It provides, light and heat for all objects to enjoy. Due to it’s mass, it throws around all of the planets, asteroids and sad little Pluto. It can fit over one hundred Earths in it.
The sun is hotter than that hot pocket.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021
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