your gayness

A parody on the the phrase, your highness. Used in a friendly manner among gay friends.
Person 1: Dude, bring me back something to eat.

Person 2: Yea, sure, your gayness.
by Quido1 March 10, 2008
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outerfriend

The person who picks you for their coming out. Usually a previous best friend who now you have mixed feelings toward. Puts you in the awkward position of confidence/being silent or telling everyone else.
Damn, my best friend Dylan just outed to me that he is gay and that he loves me; ok, so now I am his outerfriend, and I am really pissed off.
by Quido1 July 24, 2010
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Tiger Woods

The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.
We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.
by Quido1 December 04, 2009
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boogie woman

Once married to the boogie man, but divorced and later had a violent custody battle for their only child, boogie boy. Both later totally dropped out of sight and no longer came in little boys' rooms, when the lights turned out. Sold their business to the cookie monster in 1998 for a reported 5.2 million. Boogie boy was disinherited after a short term gay relationship with Jimmy Kimmel, but was soon dumped for Ben Affleck, and then hung himself in Jay Leno's garage (has yet to be discovered).
Hey man, be careful when you go home, don't let the boogie woman get you.
by Quido1 March 13, 2008
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hack a lugi

To cough up a glob of mucus, usually about as big as a gum wad; yellowish to green, then spit it out: totally disgusting.
Man, the next time my sister gives me shit, I am going to hack a lugi on her.
by Quido1 March 09, 2008
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too gay

My sister wanted my to watch Danny Noriega sing on You Tube, but it was just too gay for me.
by Quido1 March 10, 2008
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zombie economy

Something that looks alive, but is really dead (smells like rotten fish) Something like Goldman Sachs putting a paper mache money transfusion into a corpse, we all walk around following each other for the last drop of blood, forever.
Yeah, got a job the other day: I was CEO at WaMu, but my 12 year old neighbor, outsourced me to mow lawns: zombie economy, you know.
by Quido1 April 16, 2010
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