turning your turban

Term used in the Afgan War indicating that your are switching sides in fighting or loyalty, usually under the influence of monetary reward.

The US Government will pay you in 100 dollar bills, if you work for the Taliban and consider turning your turban.

by Quido1 December 01, 2009

Big Brother sex

The idea that some one else controls, with who, when, where, how, you choose to have sex. Usually applied, to teens, religious affliations, military orginizations, power and control freaks, etc.

Man my friend is black, Jew, gay, and in the US Army; poor guy, he's got nobody he can love, very sad: yep he is caught by Big Brother sex.

by Quido1 August 12, 2009

Tiger Woods

The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.

We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.

by Quido1 December 04, 2009

economic Darwinism

The process of natural selection as applied to business models.

As we enter into recession, the principle of economic Darwinism will be more apparent.

by Quido1 March 11, 2008

Drill Baby Drill

Epitaph on the Tombstone of the Gulf of Mexico.

I can't chose between: Drill Baby Drill, or I Can See Russia, as the most quotable, quote.

by Quido1 June 16, 2010

tween adult

Those persons between the age of 18 and 21. Legally, they don't exist, for they are neither a child, nor a fully matriculated adult. They can be drafted, they can go to jail as an adult, but they cannot check themselves into a hospital or drink alcohol.

Man, I hated being a tween and a teeny bopper, but now I am a tween adult and still can't do shit.

by Quido1 November 29, 2011

Rush Limbaugh

The reason most republicans still need a brain transplant.

Rush Limbaugh would debate God, but he wouldn't want to appear to have a conflict of interest.

by Quido1 March 01, 2009