Definitions by Quicksand Jesus

Heineken 

What I drank too much of last night...

Fast food for me at lunchtime!

Heineken by Quicksand Jesus June 16, 2004

Sigmund Freud 

Crikey! I now realise that when I wrote the above, those little minx's were still on the jailbait side of their 18th birthday... I'm utterly utterly ashamed of myself!

I blame Sigmund Freud, because he was a cunt!

Fuck you, Sigmund Freud!

Sigmund Freud by Quicksand Jesus June 14, 2004

Quicksand Jesus 

Thank you, psycho bitch

I got my name from the Skid Row tune above

Quicksand Jesus by Quicksand Jesus June 12, 2004

Piokfsds 

A word that has absolutely no meaning whatsoever

Guy 1 - Hey mate, how's it going?
Guy 2 - Piokfsds
Guy 1 - What?!

Piokfsds by Quicksand Jesus May 11, 2004

McShits 

What you get after eating too much McDonalds food

Me - Mate, I've got the McShits
Random person - Oh yeah? Too much McDonalds food?
Me - Exactly

McShits by Quicksand Jesus May 10, 2004

Fuckistan 

A mythical place where the Fuckistani people live

I don't know where Fuckistan is, but it's there, somewhere...

Fuckistan by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

Sigmund Freud 

Austrian psychiatrist, lived 1856-1939. Came up with things like the 'Oedipus complex', where apparently young males can become jealous of the father and want to fuck their own mothers. In my opinion, that could only happen if I were suddenly adopted by one of the Olsen twins... Hey! They're 18 now, it's open season!

If I could go back in time, I would go visit Sigmund Freud and kick him in the balls for being so stupid

Sigmund Freud by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004