I'd hit that

Something I find myself thinking when looking at even the ugliest of women

Ugh! Bit of a gribbler, but I'd hit that...

by Quicksand Jesus May 09, 2004

Heineken

What I drank too much of last night...

Fast food for me at lunchtime!

by Quicksand Jesus June 17, 2004

lebanon

Officially - A country in the Middle East
Actually - A place where great food and the most GORGEOUS women come from

Guy 1: Holy shit!!! Look at that babe!!!
Guy 2: Oh yeah, she's from Lebanon
Guy 1: That explains it

by Quicksand Jesus May 06, 2004

Aliens

People from outerspace. Generally peace loving and wise, they've come to Earth because we've got velcro and they love that shit

I've got some Aliens living in my basement

by Quicksand Jesus May 02, 2004

Joho

Nickname for a Jehovah's witness

Shane Park is a joho

by Quicksand Jesus April 21, 2004

Sigmund Freud

Austrian psychiatrist, lived 1856-1939. Came up with things like the 'Oedipus complex', where apparently young males can become jealous of the father and want to fuck their own mothers. In my opinion, that could only happen if I were suddenly adopted by one of the Olsen twins... Hey! They're 18 now, it's open season!

If I could go back in time, I would go visit Sigmund Freud and kick him in the balls for being so stupid

by Quicksand Jesus May 09, 2004

Sigmund Freud

Crikey! I now realise that when I wrote the above, those little minx's were still on the jailbait side of their 18th birthday... I'm utterly utterly ashamed of myself!

I blame Sigmund Freud, because he was a cunt!

Fuck you, Sigmund Freud!

by Quicksand Jesus June 14, 2004