Definitions by Quicksand Jesus

Heineken 

What I drank too much of last night...

Fast food for me at lunchtime!

Heineken by Quicksand Jesus June 16, 2004

Sigmund Freud 

Crikey! I now realise that when I wrote the above, those little minx's were still on the jailbait side of their 18th birthday... I'm utterly utterly ashamed of myself!

I blame Sigmund Freud, because he was a cunt!

Fuck you, Sigmund Freud!

Sigmund Freud by Quicksand Jesus June 14, 2004

Quicksand Jesus 

Thank you, psycho bitch

I got my name from the Skid Row tune above

Quicksand Jesus by Quicksand Jesus June 12, 2004

Piokfsds 

A word that has absolutely no meaning whatsoever

Guy 1 - Hey mate, how's it going?
Guy 2 - Piokfsds
Guy 1 - What?!

Piokfsds by Quicksand Jesus May 11, 2004

McShits 

What you get after eating too much McDonalds food

Me - Mate, I've got the McShits
Random person - Oh yeah? Too much McDonalds food?
Me - Exactly

McShits by Quicksand Jesus May 10, 2004

Fuckistan 

A mythical place where the Fuckistani people live

I don't know where Fuckistan is, but it's there, somewhere...

Fuckistan by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

I'd hit that 

Something I find myself thinking when looking at even the ugliest of women

Ugh! Bit of a gribbler, but I'd hit that...

I'd hit that by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004