Quicksand Jesus's definitions

Joho

Nickname for a Jehovah's witness

Shane Park is a joho

by Quicksand Jesus April 21, 2004

Aliens

People from outerspace. Generally peace loving and wise, they've come to Earth because we've got velcro and they love that shit

I've got some Aliens living in my basement

by Quicksand Jesus May 2, 2004

lebanon

Officially - A country in the Middle East
Actually - A place where great food and the most GORGEOUS women come from

Guy 1: Holy shit!!! Look at that babe!!!
Guy 2: Oh yeah, she's from Lebanon
Guy 1: That explains it

by Quicksand Jesus May 6, 2004

Fuckistan

A mythical place where the Fuckistani people live

I don't know where Fuckistan is, but it's there, somewhere...

by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

Sigmund Freud

Austrian psychiatrist, lived 1856-1939. Came up with things like the 'Oedipus complex', where apparently young males can become jealous of the father and want to fuck their own mothers. In my opinion, that could only happen if I were suddenly adopted by one of the Olsen twins... Hey! They're 18 now, it's open season!

If I could go back in time, I would go visit Sigmund Freud and kick him in the balls for being so stupid

by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

I'd hit that

Something I find myself thinking when looking at even the ugliest of women

Ugh! Bit of a gribbler, but I'd hit that...

by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

McShits

What you get after eating too much McDonalds food

Me - Mate, I've got the McShits
Random person - Oh yeah? Too much McDonalds food?
Me - Exactly

by Quicksand Jesus May 10, 2004