Something I did last night
by Quicksand Jesus April 18, 2004
Character from The League of Gentlemen (Series 2), played by Reece Shearsmith. A mysterious individual who travels with 'Mama' Lazarou, 3 dwarves and a 7ft Scottish giant among others - Papa Lazarou's Pandemonium Carnival. Origin unknown (possibly French?), has a black face (painted, like a minstrel) and gravelly voice. Operates under the facade of a circus owner/door-to-door peg salesman but what he really does is "collect" (ie. steal) peoples wives - exact number unknown but thought to be in the hundreds. Often speaks in gibberish and sometimes disguises himself as "Keith" (Series 3) - who would strike most as being somewhat homosexual. Will ask for your wedding ring and if you give it to him, your fate is sealed! He will tell you "You're my wife now!" before sticking you in a cage with his other "wives" where you will be hosed down by the dwarves
by Quicksand Jesus April 20, 2004
by Quicksand Jesus April 21, 2004
A small area between some toilets and the canteen at Mosgiel Intermediate School. If you got pushed in there, you were deemed a 'wanker' for the rest of the school year
by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004
People from outerspace. Generally peace loving and wise, they've come to Earth because we've got velcro and they love that shit
by Quicksand Jesus May 02, 2004
by Quicksand Jesus May 09, 2004