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Heineken

by Quicksand Jesus June 16, 2004
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Quicksand Jesus

I got my name from the Skid Row tune above
by Quicksand Jesus June 12, 2004
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political correctness

Something I flatly refuse to conform to
What do you call a spade?

Average person: I call a 'spade' a 'spade'
PC dimwit: I call a 'spade' an 'excavation instrument'
Me: I call a 'spade' a 'fucking shovel'!!!
by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004
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gibberish

Autom... sprow. Cana... tik bana! Sandwol... but no sera smee?
by Quicksand Jesus April 21, 2004
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wankers pit

A small area between some toilets and the canteen at Mosgiel Intermediate School. If you got pushed in there, you were deemed a 'wanker' for the rest of the school year
Shane Park got thrown in the wankers pit, so he was a 'wanker' for the rest of 1990
by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004
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Papa Lazarou

Character from The League of Gentlemen (Series 2), played by Reece Shearsmith. A mysterious individual who travels with 'Mama' Lazarou, 3 dwarves and a 7ft Scottish giant among others - Papa Lazarou's Pandemonium Carnival. Origin unknown (possibly French?), has a black face (painted, like a minstrel) and gravelly voice. Operates under the facade of a circus owner/door-to-door peg salesman but what he really does is "collect" (ie. steal) peoples wives - exact number unknown but thought to be in the hundreds. Often speaks in gibberish and sometimes disguises himself as "Keith" (Series 3) - who would strike most as being somewhat homosexual. Will ask for your wedding ring and if you give it to him, your fate is sealed! He will tell you "You're my wife now!" before sticking you in a cage with his other "wives" where you will be hosed down by the dwarves
Autom... sprow. Cana... tik bana! Sandwol... but no sera smee?
by Quicksand Jesus April 20, 2004
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wild monkey dance

Last night I had sex with one of the 17 women I have fucked before, with my cock of 7 inches
by Quicksand Jesus April 18, 2004
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