I'd hit that

Something I find myself thinking when looking at even the ugliest of women

Ugh! Bit of a gribbler, but I'd hit that...

by Quicksand Jesus May 09, 2004

Aliens

People from outerspace. Generally peace loving and wise, they've come to Earth because we've got velcro and they love that shit

I've got some Aliens living in my basement

by Quicksand Jesus May 02, 2004

Fuckistan

A mythical place where the Fuckistani people live

I don't know where Fuckistan is, but it's there, somewhere...

by Quicksand Jesus May 09, 2004

Joho

Nickname for a Jehovah's witness

Shane Park is a joho

by Quicksand Jesus April 21, 2004

wankers pit

A small area between some toilets and the canteen at Mosgiel Intermediate School. If you got pushed in there, you were deemed a 'wanker' for the rest of the school year

Shane Park got thrown in the wankers pit, so he was a 'wanker' for the rest of 1990

by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004

gibberish

A language that Papa Lazarou occasionally speaks in

Autom... sprow. Cana... tik bana! Sandwol... but no sera smee?

by Quicksand Jesus April 21, 2004

political correctness

Something I flatly refuse to conform to

What do you call a spade?

Average person: I call a 'spade' a 'spade'
PC dimwit: I call a 'spade' an 'excavation instrument'
Me: I call a 'spade' a 'fucking shovel'!!!

by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004