Quesondriac's definitions

Akin Moment

When a politician says something stupid that offends people and gets a lot of bad press.
Especially when a man says something stupid about women.

During a U.S. Senate Race in Missouri, Todd Akin had an AKIN MOMENT when he said
that the female body can prevent pregnancy after a legitimate rape.

by quesondriac June 28, 2013

Mentee

A word created sometime during the 20th
century by people who were ignorant of the
word protege.

My protege claims he was embarrassed to be
called a mentee.

by quesondriac August 11, 2010

Janeane Garofalo

A comedienne/actress/liberal activist with about 100 entries on IMDB as an actress and about 100 entries as self. Accurately concluded Iraq did not have WMD's from not watching FOX news. Sports numerous tattoos and is 5'1" because she stunted her growth from smoking.

I saw Janeane Garofalo smoking while she was walking her dog!

by quesondriac January 31, 2010

Political Calculus

What Republicans call political cost/benefit analysis. If a politician avoids political calculus on a policy or prospective bill or movement,

it means that it is unpopular. If a politician embraces political calculus, it means that it is popular.

Marco Rubio said he avoided political calculus on immigration reform because he knew his party was against it but thought the country
was for it. Double think!

by quesondriac April 15, 2013

soldier of culture

A person who fights for culture, especially when it comes to first amendment issues. A soldier of culture appreciates diversity and never disrespects other artists or their efforts. Especially at awards shows.

The soldier of culture stopped the book burning.

by quesondriac October 21, 2010

digital detox

Avoiding digital activities such as checking your phone and logging into facebook for a meaningful period of time, usually the length of a vacation.

To improve creative thinking and concentration my doctor ordered a digital detox.

by quesondriac August 28, 2013

Coconut Water

Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.

Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!

Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.

by quesondriac November 26, 2013