Definitions by Quesondriac

Political Calculus

What Republicans call political cost/benefit analysis. If a politician avoids political calculus on a policy or prospective bill or movement,

it means that it is unpopular. If a politician embraces political calculus, it means that it is popular.

Marco Rubio said he avoided political calculus on immigration reform because he knew his party was against it but thought the country
was for it. Double think!

Political Calculus by quesondriac April 15, 2013

Hindenberg Heiny

The Oklahoma Version of a bubble butt.

The little boy at Walmart improved his view of the line by standing on his mommy's Hindenberg Heiny.

Hindenberg Heiny by quesondriac March 23, 2013

quiet room 

A room where one can talk freely without being recorded

or held accountable for what he says.

Mitt Romney talks about wealth disparity in quiet rooms.

quiet room by quesondriac July 23, 2012

Ayatula of Ashtabula 

The Ayatula of Ashtabula is a mystical snow deity from the Great Lakes snow belt who can create or halt snowfall.

He frequently assumes human form as a virgin nerd. The Ayatula of Ashtabula is full of power and is not to be messed with.

The Ayatula of Ashtabula caused a freak blizzard on the East Coast in October.

Ayatula of Ashtabula by quesondriac November 1, 2011

Hmmm. Hmmm.

An often used expression from the Regular Show used as an affirmative statement and
also as a sarcastic way of saying "I told you so" or "You are ignorant".

After blocking a death punch from Rigby, Mordecai said
"Hmmm. Hmmm. You are never going to beat me at punchies!"

Hmmm. Hmmm. by quesondriac September 22, 2011

Blade Runner Gun 

A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.

Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.

"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".

Blade Runner Gun by quesondriac December 4, 2010

soldier of culture

A person who fights for culture, especially when it comes to first amendment issues. A soldier of culture appreciates diversity and never disrespects other artists or their efforts. Especially at awards shows.

The soldier of culture stopped the book burning.

soldier of culture by quesondriac October 21, 2010