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Veganphobia

Veganphobia is the term used to describe dislike of or prejudice against individuals who are vegan. The term, of course, is not really valid since it was made by 57 year old grown woman who makes her own dog vegan. I am actually veganphobic and you should be too.
ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating McDonalds, it is very veganphobic of you to be eating that! Do not participate in veganphobia!

Proud VeganPhobic Carnist with 200 IQ: - throws McNuggets and Big Mac at her - Shut the fuck up you ugly vegan Karen. I am veganphobic and PROUD!!!
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Zoophile

A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:

- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck
Teenager: Hey Mom, I think I'm a zoophile.

Mom: I wish I had gotten an abortion.
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Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth is the senior United States senator from Massachusetts. She is a proud indigenous Cherokee woman.
Elizabeth Warren's DNA Results:

99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% European

00.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% Cherokee
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Susan Smith

Susan Smith is a mother of two. She is a soccer and wine mom. She loves her kiddos and she loves WAP.

*WAP - Waffles and Pancakes
Susan Smith: OMG girls I love to eat WAP so much!

Shelby Rogers: Same girl! I was gonna eat some WAP right now!

Deborah Ann: Well invite me girl, cause I'm hungry for some WAP!
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Melania Trump

Donald Trump's 3rd and current wife who he was married to when he became president. Melania is a porno star who only married Donald for his money. Now, she regrets her decision very much and prays to God everyday that Donald dies a slow and painful death.
Interviewer: Melania, what are your thoughts on your husband?

Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!
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Obama

Obama is the 44th president of the United States. His last name is unknown. He likes to refer to his people as "my fellow Americans."
Reporter: What is your last name, Obama?

Obama: My last name is -
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ThatVeganTeacher

To avoid a question and change the subject.

This is the verb of ThatVeganTeacher. To learn more about the person, see my other definition.
When the politician was asked on his stance regarding gun laws, he ThatVeganTeachered the question and talked about the economy instead.

When the teacher asks if I did my homework, I'm gonna ThatVeganTeacher the question.
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