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Valindra

The owner of the Divine Sister cult on Roblox. She claims to be a supporter of LGBTQ+ and claims to be nonracist, even though she is the exact opposite. She uses the LGBTQ+ community to make profit and wears a hijab with a bikini, which is offensive to Muslims since the hijab is a symbol of modesty. She also refers to black people as chocolate people, and she made the LGBTQ+ people in her game cannibals. She constantly alters other people's cultures to make videos, such as when she said that Jesus was gay. She also is rumored to have fired people to have made her game. She views herself as a goddess even though she is a racist pig. Unfortunately there are people stupid enough to actually worship her, and it is shocking that these people have voting rights.
Valindra: Our group is the most holiest and supporting group to all kinds! We are a community of love and acceptance-

Somebody who was not dropped as a baby: Bitch shut the fuck up you racist ugly bootleg Cleopatra lookin ass pig. Nobody falls for your stupid propaganda and we all now how racist and homophobic you are.
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Donald Trump Jr.

Donald Trump Jr. is the eldest son of President Donald Trump. He is known for his IQ of 73. His cousin, Mary Trump, often refers to him as his stupidest relative. He is so stupid, it staggers people.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Donald Trump Jr.?

Donald Trump: He is by far, the stupidest boy I have ever met!
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Amber Heard

To shit in somebody's bed out of hatred, resentment, or feeling the need to abuse somebody.
Abuser: OMG, I just Amber Hearded all over my boyfriend's bed because he chose to visit his mom in the hospital instead of taking me to the mall!

Friend: Wow I can't believe you just did an Amber Heard on his bed!
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Zoophile

A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:

- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck
Teenager: Hey Mom, I think I'm a zoophile.

Mom: I wish I had gotten an abortion.
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Jada Pinkett Smith

A bald-ass whore who starts drama and is a terrible wife to Will Smith. Also commonly referred to as GI Jane 2. She cheated on her husband with a man named Tupac and acts like it is a normal thing, and she cried and said she never wanted to marry him as if it was a joke. She also shamed Will Smith for standing up for her and slapping Chris Rock in the Oscar, even though she probably forced her to.
Jada Pinkett Smith: I don't give 2 craps what people think of this bald head of mine.

Everyone: Shut the fuck up Caillou we saw how you acted in the Oscars.

Megamind: Girl you so bald that you boost my confidence in my hair.

Ridley Scott: Jada, we have decided to cast you as GI Jane 2.

Chris Rock: Wow Jada I knew you would make the cut!

Will Smith: GET MAH WIFES NAME OUT CHO FUCKIN MOUTH!!!

Tupac: Hey Jada you wanna come to my house later for some personal business?

Jada: Yes Mi Amor, I mean Tupac. See you tonight.
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the current President of Russia. He is a former KGB agent and he is super strong and dangerous. He is currently invading Ukraine.
Emily: Stop invading Ukraine, Vladimir Putin! -makes edit about Save Ukraine-

Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!

(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)
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Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth is the senior United States senator from Massachusetts. She is a proud indigenous Cherokee woman.
Elizabeth Warren's DNA Results:

99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% European

00.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% Cherokee
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