Quran McCain, also know as King Quran, is a 24 year old man who is dating a 61 year old grown hag named Cheryl. He was probably groomed by her a a young age. His mom is probably younger than his girlfriend.
Commenter: Yo King Quran, wear red if you are in trouble.
Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.
Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-
Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.
Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
A fatass on the internet who eats buffets on a daily basis just to get attention. He is around 370 pounds at the moment. He is literally killing himself by eating so much, just for money and attention, and he'll probably die within the next 5 months should he keep this up.
Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -
Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.
Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.
Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Here is a scenario of what would happen if That Vegan Teacher Accidentally ate meat:
Carnist: - eating McDonalds -
ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating meat! You are hurting the ani-
Carnist: - shoves meat down ThatVeganTeacher's throat -
ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my fucking god! Nooooo, what did you do! Oh, my! - chews food - I remember that taste... That's good.... - grabs entire box of Chicken McNuggets and shoves it down her mouth - FUCK BEING VEGAN!!! I'M HAVING MEAT TONIGHT!!! - runs to McDonalds cashier and bys 500 Chicken McNuggets -
Carnist: - eating McDonalds -
ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating meat! You are hurting the ani-
Carnist: - shoves meat down ThatVeganTeacher's throat -
ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my fucking god! Nooooo, what did you do! Oh, my! - chews food - I remember that taste... That's good.... - grabs entire box of Chicken McNuggets and shoves it down her mouth - FUCK BEING VEGAN!!! I'M HAVING MEAT TONIGHT!!! - runs to McDonalds cashier and bys 500 Chicken McNuggets -
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Ivanka Trump is the second oldest child of Donald Trump. She may be romantically involved with her father. She often takes the place of Melania Trump in positions next to her father. Donald Trump said that he would date Ivanka if she were not his daughter.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?
Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
Eric Trump is the third eldest Trump child and the last child that Donald Trump had with Ivana Trump. Eric Trump is known for being a retarded degenerate with an IQ of 24. He is even dumber than his brother, Donald Trump Jr.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Eric Trump?
Donald Trump: My son Eric, is literally retarded. I am totally ashamed to be his father.
Donald Trump: My son Eric, is literally retarded. I am totally ashamed to be his father.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
LeShawna is a badass bitch from Total Drama! She makes a ton of friends, has a booty as luscious as an apple, and is large and in charge.
Her natural enemy is Heather.
Her natural enemy is Heather.
Interviewer: Lindsay, what do you think about LeShawna.
Lindsay: OMG, LeShawna is like such a queen! I honestly love her so much!
LeShawna: DAMN RIGHT, AND LET NOBODY TELL YOURSELF OTHERWISE, DEAR!
Heather: Oh please! I know nerds that are more queenlike than you, you ghetto glamour too tight pants wearing rapstar wannabe!
LeShawna: Lindsay, hold mah rings girl! Ima bouta beat Heather's ass!
Lindsay: OMG, LeShawna is like such a queen! I honestly love her so much!
LeShawna: DAMN RIGHT, AND LET NOBODY TELL YOURSELF OTHERWISE, DEAR!
Heather: Oh please! I know nerds that are more queenlike than you, you ghetto glamour too tight pants wearing rapstar wannabe!
LeShawna: Lindsay, hold mah rings girl! Ima bouta beat Heather's ass!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Shane Dawson is a fucking pedophile and zoophile who should be locked up in the cellars of an insane asylum. He is mentally ill and should not be given a platform on the internet.
His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.
His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.
Person #1: Hey, do you know Shane Dawson?
Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!
Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!
Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!
Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022