Definitions by Queen Buttrix

obsequious 

A Latinate way of saying "soon-to-be-former Representative Daniel Lapinski".

"I was proud to support the COVID relief bill last week, which President Trump thankfully decided to sign yesterday," said Obsequious.

Obsequious got primaried and it was great.

Obsequious isn't a real Democrat

obsequious by Queen Buttrix December 29, 2020

social EULA 

An agreement people must accept in order to breathe. Most people don't bother to read it.

You agreed to the social EULA which means your complaints are null and void.

social EULA by Queen Buttrix December 22, 2020

big if Q 

A response to outlandish claims made by QAnon cultists, similar to "big if true".

"Kyle Rittenhouse took out members of the Satanic leftist pedophile cult! He's a hero to all the children of the world!"
"Big if Q"

big if Q by Queen Buttrix December 22, 2020

Rand Paul 

A guy who has done more than anyone to expose the hypocrisy at the heart of right-wing "libertarianism"

"Libertarian means follow der Führer" -Rand Paul

Rand Paul by Queen Buttrix December 17, 2020

Aunt Tifa 

A dangerous terrorist responsible for the bombings of numerous Mako reactors.

"Aunt Tifa is the real problem!" -President Shinra

Aunt Tifa by Queen Buttrix December 7, 2020

I think I might be a butt

"Hello" in Buttese

"I think I might be a butt"
"Sorry, I don't speak Buttese"
"Hello"
"Ah! Hello."

I think I might be a butt by Queen Buttrix November 8, 2020

capple 

The fruit of labor.

Capitalism is when someone steals all the capples from the worker.

Workers can have little a capples, as a treat.

capple by Queen Buttrix January 16, 2020