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In the 1924 Will Rogers comedy-film "A Truthful Liar", his wild and wacky tales of his assorted adventures in the world of politics are related in front of a "jeery of your peers" audience of fellow townspeople who disdainfully wave off Will's stories as hogwash.
by QuacksO September 24, 2020
Get the jeery of your peers mug.Ducky Wheeze wasn't much of a refereence regarding how a boxing match should be carried out, in dat he was totally prejudiced against Elmer Fudd, and so he totally rigged said match to ensure dat Daffy Duck would be da winner.
by QuacksO October 24, 2023
Get the refereence mug.Refers to a delightful situation where you meet a sizeable group of people, each of whom is willing to either give you a "sole-soothing" wif his/her gentle caring hands, or allow you to joyfully and savoringly massage his/her tootsies in yer own fingers and palms.
I love meeting pretty girls at da beach 'cuz they'll all have their cute extremities bare and visible, and so naturally this totally allows me both a "hand-holding heyday" and a "footrub fiesta" --- I get to savor said hot chicks' delectable warm soft fingers and toes all I want and for as long as I want, and so I eventually get a misty-eyed "velvety-skin fix" dat lasts me till da next sunny day when I can perform said delightful activities all over again.
by QuacksO July 12, 2025
Get the footrub fiesta mug.When Genuine Risk got bumped and otherwise illegally/unethically prevented from winning the Preakness and Belmont races, a Gallop Poll that was conducted afterwards showed strong support for the pretty little mare, and widespread outrage about the shameful ways she had been treated during those two races.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
Get the Gallop Poll mug.What the Wright Brothers and other early-aviation pioneers had to face every time they took to the skies in their primitive flying-machine inventions.
When airplanes were first being tried out at carnivals and trade-shows, many people were afraid to ride in them due to a perceived (and often-all-too-true!) "flight-risk". So a standard "grim grins" statement that these distrustful folks would make in retort/reply to an offer to climb aboard one of those airborne coffins was, "Yeah, sure --- I'll fly... if I can keep one FOOT ON THE GROUND!"
by QuacksO August 3, 2019
Get the flight-risk mug.An overly macho/aggressive/impatient golfer who compulsively feels the need to "swing low" and therefore not only really clobber the ball, but also to totally annihilate the tee that it's resting on, not to mention gouge out about three inches of grassy topsoil along with it.
The new golf course in town has an additional rule to reduce their turf-restoration budget --- not only do they have the standard "profanity and aggressive behavior prohibited" notice, but they also strictly forbid teetotalers... if you wanna play here, you gotta behave yourself.
by QuacksO November 21, 2017
Get the teetotaler mug.The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.
I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
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