Seeing as how free love is a prime theme of many fringe groups, da sectretary gals at many such communes might well have a high turnover rate due to pregnancy, since they would likely spread their legs for any male human who happened in da front door for any reason.
by QuacksO March 30, 2022
Get the sectretarymug. Da tethering bond formed by da vertical column of flesh and bone dat's located between your head and da rest of your body.
In "Alice In Wonderland", da hot-tempered Queen Of Hearts was constantly trying to sever da connecktions of any of her subjects who displeased her in some way. Da shrewdly-cautious Cheshire Cat, however, wisely only showed himself from his chin upwards whenever da Queen was around, and so Her Highness's royal executioner claimed to be unable to perform said drastic surgical procedure on said perpetually-grinning feline, since da furry entity's head was da only thing visible to begin with.
by QuacksO April 14, 2022
Get the connecktionmug. Can refer to several different scenarios:
1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.
3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.
3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
Lustful-minded male bank teller: I'm a hopeless craver of lady-flesh, so I don't need any attractive female customer to beg me to give her a break on a service-charge --- all she has to do is show me her boobs or let me squeeze her butt, and I'll so totally "wave the fee" for her EVERY time.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
Get the wave the feemug. How capable one is of staying at a roadside-lodgings establishment. Could be affected by various things, such as the person's medical needs, or whether said individual has to wear an ankle-monitor.
Anytime I meet a new gal, I always hafta remember to inquire as to her motelity, just in case we can't always just do the standard "your place or mine?" routine when we wanna have a good time.
by QuacksO September 15, 2020
Get the motelitymug. Bravery and heroism in producing and/or delivering da jugs of moonshine as promised, despite all of da pesky "revenuers" snooping around.
Illegal-whiskey dealers were known for their extreme gallontry in getting said white lightnin' to da dinner-tables of all their Prohibition-scoffer customers.
by QuacksO February 23, 2023
Get the gallontrymug. A medication dat makes a guy look more attractive to a lady, as well as keeping his wee-wee "standing at attention".
I like to keep my female romantic partners as friends for life, and so I would want a lady to have sex with me only if she found me likeable to begin with; I wouldn't wanna fool her with any male enhandsomement supplements.
by QuacksO April 11, 2020
Get the male enhandsomementmug. A super-cool male human (usually fairly young --- i.e., between the ages of mid-teens through late 20's --- but can be any age) who either already possesses exceptional tolerance/awareness/understanding/sympathy regarding the more-well-known physical/mental/emotional infirmities and "meltdown triggers" experienced by his fellow humans, or has caringly volunteered to take special training to familiarize himself with such matters; he is therefore qualified --- similar to a therapy dog, cat, horse, bird, or other friendly-natured pet --- to accompany one or more distress-sufferers (usually a similar-aged male, but again, the assistance-receiver can be any age or gender) during particularly stressful everyday tasks and/or errands, and provide nurturing soothing companionship to said sufferers and thus make their lives significantly more palatable. And of course, female equivalents of this admirable caregiver --- known as "therapy chicks" --- also exist; they, too, can be of any age, and provide warm-hearted accompaniment and supplementary assistance to fellow humans of any age or gender.
Therapy dudes sometimes have a very difficult/stressful job, but somebody has to do it. Hats off to them.
by QuacksO May 11, 2018
Get the therapy dudemug.