Definitions by QuacksO
p,i.t.b.u.l.l.
Acronym for “Pain In The Butt Unless Liberally Liquored”. Refers to a whiny spoiled-rotten individual who exhibits selfish immature “canine” tendencies (making lots of noise and creating messy chaos, getting underfoot and wanting constant attention when others are busy, sniffing and nuzzling everyone continuously, etc.), and whose disruptive behavior subsides only at times when he is totally passed out from excessive alcohol intake.
I have to bring my lazy good-fer-nuthin' brother a twelve-pack every day. or he's a bleepin' p,i.t.b.u.l.l.!
p,i.t.b.u.l.l. by QuacksO December 11, 2013
Loss Vegas
Sin City, Nevada, where people go in the hopes of winning it big, but usually end up just losing their shirts .
I just got a windfall settlement, but I ain't gonna blow it a Loss Vegas --- they say you're more likely to get struck by lightning than win the jackpot.
Loss Vegas by QuacksO December 9, 2013
Word of the Day on December 11, 2013
immune system
Refers to the human race's unwritten legal code ("The System") that exempts dead people from being responsible/punishable for unwise or offensive action.
Thanks to the rules of the immune system, dead people cannot be blamed or caused to feel regret for prejudiced remarks, as is shown in the following infamous comic conversation from television.
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!
immune system by QuacksO November 23, 2013
movie madness
That feeling of growing panic and insanity that one feels at times when he does not have access to any "compatible" video entertainment.
Girl (dejectedly scanning her new guy's bedroom bookshelf that's neatly stacked with row upon row of boxed DVD sets) Aw, c'mon, hunny... “the Back to the Future trilogy"... “The Bionic Woman, all three seasons"... "Jacques Cousteau, the Odyssey and Exploration series"... "Knight Rider, the complete series"... "MacGyver, the seven seasons and two films"... oh, my word --- "The Red Green Show, the complete FIFTEEN SEASON series"??? "The Six Million Dollar Man boxed set"???? And then you've got classic westerns, PBS documentaries, real-life mystery compilations, history of technology films... how's a girl supposed to be entertained around here??? You've got nuthin' but GUY movies!
Guy: (gently) Well, what do you expect, sweet cheex? I AM a guy, so naturally I would have collected male-oriented entertainment. I can see how you would feel a bit of movie madness, though, without any Mary-Kate 'n' Ashley or Hannah Montana programs to watch.
Guy: (gently) Well, what do you expect, sweet cheex? I AM a guy, so naturally I would have collected male-oriented entertainment. I can see how you would feel a bit of movie madness, though, without any Mary-Kate 'n' Ashley or Hannah Montana programs to watch.
movie madness by QuacksO November 5, 2013
wreckreation
1. Demolition derbies, monster truck rallies, dynamiting of large buildings or rock-faces, and any other events that involve massive/noisy destruction.
2. Entertainment that includes drinking, gambling, drug use, etc, and/or which involves the unwise/excessively-wearing operations of vehicles or other equipment, causing the participants’ lives to be partially/totally ruined by debt, destroyed/damaged property, jail time, lost employment, interpersonal conflict, etc.
2. Entertainment that includes drinking, gambling, drug use, etc, and/or which involves the unwise/excessively-wearing operations of vehicles or other equipment, causing the participants’ lives to be partially/totally ruined by debt, destroyed/damaged property, jail time, lost employment, interpersonal conflict, etc.
Juiced-up dude, eagerly admiring another young man’s shiny “jacked up” 4X4 pickup truck: “Cooool… nice set o’ WHEELS, Man… hey, wanna join me in the big mud-running contest this Saturday?”
Truck’s owner: “No thanks, Pal --- no insult whatever to you or your buddies, but I wanna keep this truck in mint condition for as long as possible, so I’m just using it for regular off-roading only… this baby ain’t goin’ for no wreckreation while I’m at th’ wheel!”
Truck’s owner: “No thanks, Pal --- no insult whatever to you or your buddies, but I wanna keep this truck in mint condition for as long as possible, so I’m just using it for regular off-roading only… this baby ain’t goin’ for no wreckreation while I’m at th’ wheel!”
wreckreation by QuacksO September 8, 2013
boredomline personality disorder
A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.
Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!
boredomline personality disorder by QuacksO September 3, 2013
borderline diabetic
Borderline diabetic, speaking to Customs official: "Look, can we hurry this along, please? It's almost time for my insulin shot, and I accidentally left my supply at a friend's house over in {a nearby town that's across the border, in the country he wants to enter}."
borderline diabetic by QuacksO September 3, 2013