Definitions by QuacksO

Julius siezure 

What really did him in. His political-cabinet buddies never laid a hand on him --- ol' Willie got it all wrong when he wrote the famous play.

Mr. Dithers' full name is "Julius Caesar Dithers", but as hot-headed as he often is, he should be named "Julius Siezure", since that's precisely what he's eventually gonna suffer if he doesn't do sumpin' 'bout dat explosive temper of his.

Julius siezure by QuacksO June 14, 2017

cryme 

A minor/necessary/logical action that normally would not elicit much if any negative response from anyone, but for a spoiled/bratty child who is not accustomed to and/or tolerant of anything less than totally peachy 24/7, it prompts a voluminous outburst of torrential tears and noisy fretful upbraiding that causes the actor to actually feel like a criminal for having committed such a horrendously dire atrocity.

Disgusted great-aunt: I can't seem to ever get through even one visit to my newer-generation folks without their whiny spoiled-rotten toddlers accusing me of at one serious cryme... I never know WHAT silly little thing is gonna set them off next!

cryme by QuacksO June 13, 2017

staroids 

High-powered mind-and-body-altering drugs that cause the user to just completely "space out" and gaze blankly at random objects/people for long periods of time without blinking.

Someone on staroids would do well to obtain a 24/7 assistant to administer eyedrops regularly.

staroids by QuacksO June 5, 2017

Crone's disease 

An irritation/inflammation-based affliction of the ears and stomach caused by watching too many Neil Crone movies.

I should have known better than to binge-watch The Ridonculous Race --- hearing Dwayne's nasally prattle for eight hours straight has given me a major case of Crone's disease.

Crone's disease by QuacksO April 8, 2017

black-seeded Simpson 

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

black-seeded Simpson by QuacksO March 30, 2017

encoors

A couple of Silver Bullet "beer chasers" that you down after partaking of the "main event" ("somethin' tall and strong" that you'd asked the bartender to whip up for you while you're "wastin' away again in Margaritaville").

Alan Jackson: I'm feeling kinda woozy after that "hurricane" cocktail that I just drank --- at a moment like this, I can't help but wonder, "What would Jimmy Buffett do?"
Jimmy Buffett: Funny you should ask, Alan --- I'd recommend a couple of encoors... nuthin' like good ol' ice-cold Silver Bullets to make you "feel all right" again!

encoors by QuacksO March 28, 2017

time-sharing 

"Social multitasking" --- spending "quality time" with two or more "close friends" (i.e., pals whom you are so comfy with that you don't mind being "up close and personal" with them.

Time-sharing can be lots of fun and wonderfully soul-soothing emotional support for everyone involved... for example, a big flexible-limbed dude can either take a relaxing country-lane stroll hand-in-hand with his two favorite chicks ambling placidly along on either side, or he can sit on a park-bench between his two blinky-eyed admirers and cradle one of the nice girls in each arm. Or a warm-hearted cutie can lift up her t-shirt and "suckle" two "milk-thirsty" guys at once, or she can lounge back into one guy's arms while casually draping her legs over into another mushy-hearted male admirer's lap so that he can massage her feet and knead her calves.

time-sharing by QuacksO March 28, 2017