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itinnerary

The destination-schedule for a day in the life of a tinsmith.
Lessee now --- I have to repair gutters for Mrs' Jones on Cedar Street, look over the heating-ducts down at the bottling-plant, and install chimney-flashing over at the elementary school --- looks like quite a full itinnerary for today!
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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seizeium

A highly-reactive metallic element dat causes living creatures who come into contact with it to compulsively grab onto things.
If SEIZEium makes people latch onto objects around them, would da element SEESium give them better vision, and thus help them to do said clasping more quickly and easily???
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
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scrap metal

What you call any steel/brass/aluminum item that you're too lazy or ignorant to repair.
I often find still-usable items at the junk yard that most folks consider to be merely scrap metal, but that I know how to salvage and make work again.
by QuacksO September 15, 2020
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slowgun

An advertising-saying dat you would definitely NOT want to broadcastingly "advertise" if you had any wild-west-gunslinger enemies who might wanna duel with you.
I try to never go to establishments where people partake of alcohol and/or gambling, and I diligently keep a low profile and avoid interpersonal conflict, so hopefully I won't hafta worry about any slowguns dat others might make about me.
by QuacksO May 28, 2022
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wearhouse

1. A storage-building WHERE they keep clothing --- i.e., "WEAR", like underWEAR, beach-WEAR, outerWEAR, etc.
2. A similar enclosure WHERE they test said WEAR to see if it stands up to fairly-vigorous WEAR-and-tear, such as yanking, scraping over da ground, piling da garments with heavy items, stretching by exercising//running with them, and so on.
Todd Osgood has a regular wearhouse of product-testing equipment dat he uses during his "Project Farm" videos on YouTube.
by QuacksO August 25, 2025
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spielunking

Refers to an "in-depth" and through "exploration" of the transcript from a lengthy/boring/complicated speech. lecture, etc.
In an old late-'80's political-satire cartoon , John Tower is shown being sentenced for his alleged political improprieties; the "stiff penalty" that the judge imposes on Mr. Tower is spielunking the entire many-hundreds-of-pages-long Iran-Contra-affair investigation-report --- "May you die of boredom, Mr. Tower!"
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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Mach-eavelli

What Chick Hicks should have been named, in that he had a shameless/selfish "the end justifies the means" attitude when it came to winning races against Strip Weathers and Lightning McQueen.
If Pixar made a "Cars" character named "Mach-eavelli", would he be a heavy-handed "advocate of evil" in da electric car world??
by QuacksO July 14, 2021
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