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Refers to an offer/proposal/situation where the items or circumstances appear to be favorable or legitimate as they are initially presented, but then turn out to be a "bottomless pit" of required labor, responsibility, and/or financial resources.
A brand new ink-jet printer for only $29.95 may seem like a bargain, but it's actually a "free kittens" deal, because replacing the ink cartridges will cost more than the printer.
by QuacksO March 4, 2015
Get the "free kittens" deal mug.A typical "fat 'n' lazy" dude whom you live wif, but who does little besides lounge back on da couch to watch TV and munch Humpty Dumpty chips --- an appropriately-named brand of "fried-'n'-dried-tater" snack for him to eat, too, as he is huge and rotund just like said egg-based individual.
Lots of domestically-disappointed ladies had originally harbored high hopes regarding da seemingly-caring-'n'-capable guys whom they were marrying, but all they ended up being were unmotivated cohabitaters!
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the cohabitater mug.Madea had an infamous "aphillyation" of her own --- namely, da two useless "gettin', getter, got" counseling-sessions she had wif da fat bald creepy-eyebrowed practicing-medicine-without-a-license Doctor McGraw himself.
by QuacksO February 17, 2021
Get the aphillyation mug.Now that artificial-tears fluid has become fairly inexpensive, there is little market for cry-ogenics in the modern world.
by QuacksO December 3, 2019
Get the cry-ogenics mug.What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.
I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???
by QuacksO July 9, 2019
Get the get off scot-free mug.Someone who "leapfrogs" over da truth. Like Fletcher Reede, he'd about "croak" if he was unable to lie.
Speaking honestly is seldom difficult for a person of normal morals, but an amfibbian frequently gets a "frog in his throat" if he attempts to say anything but falsehoods --- what a "toad"!
by QuacksO March 4, 2023
Get the amfibbian mug.A major city in Upstate New York where you really hafta watch your step if you don't want people to make negative claims about you.
I tend to be forgetful and nerdy, so to preserve my sanity --- not to mention my 100%-clean criminal record --- I think I'll steer clear of Syraccuse... I don't need anybody taking some silly little foible that I might unknowingly commit and blowing it way outta proportion!
by QuacksO December 9, 2021
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