QuacksO's definitions

boobs-beeline

Refers to the "standard" route that a typical horny guy's hands follow after first greeting a newly-met lady who is endowed with an ample chest --- the moment he finishes giving her a "hello hug", he immediately drops his arms and reaches up under her blouse to savoringly cup her big warm luscious chest-pillows (as have innumerable other flesh-craving guys before him. no doubt, which of course is likely one of the main reasons that the gal's tits have become so bountifully-big to begin with, what with so many guys' having delightedly played with them in past years). Well, maybe you really can't blame da dude very much... if da gal's "girls" are just perkily sticking right out there all huge and obvious, it's almost as if she's "presenting" or "offering" her chest-meat to him, and so how can he resist reaching out and "accepting" what she's seemingly holding out for him to grasp??

Buxom gal, speaking in a slightly-disgusted-but-amused tone after a new guy has performed a boobs-beeline with his hands just moments after walking in her front door for the first time: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... just like all da typical guys --- give her a hug and then head straight for da boobs!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2019

Crone's disease

An irritation/inflammation-based affliction of the ears and stomach caused by watching too many Neil Crone movies.

I should have known better than to binge-watch The Ridonculous Race --- hearing Dwayne's nasally prattle for eight hours straight has given me a major case of Crone's disease.

by QuacksO April 8, 2017

I am not a crook

You obviously are. (Methinks you doth protest too much if you actually have to say so.)

Good ol' Tricky Dicky didn't even realize himself how ridiculous he sounded by proclaiming "I am not a crook"; the evidence of his "crookedness" was all right out there for everyone to see. And besides, if he was indeed truly not guilty of anything, why did he suddenly decide to resign???

by QuacksO March 13, 2019

oral historian

A person who either researches the early beginnings of the practice of fellatio. or documents the quantity/quality of lips/tongue-pleasuring experienced/given by a certain person or group.

As much fooling around as Wee-wee Willie Wankie and Monica Blewinsky engaged in --- both with each other and separately with other folks in the D.C. area --- an oral historian could almost make an entire lifelong career out of putting down on paper the lurid/sordid details of the various trysts of just these two individuals alone!

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

Coke-bottle glasses

Prescription eyeglasses with very thick/heavy lenses, like the infamous "forest-fire-starter" curved lens-like bottoms on heavy-walled Coca-cola soft-drink bottles.

Wow, that little old lady's sure got the coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.

Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

fourgery

A "phony-baloney" document dat is duplicated three times so dat all of da swindled parties get a copy.

Committing a fourgery is doubly dangerous in dat not only are you committing fraud, but if so many different people get to see your worthless-instrument contract-paper, at least one of them may spot some red flag and point it out to each other and/or da authorities, and then you'll be in "quadruple da trouble"!

by QuacksO June 9, 2023

splendiddly

Sarcastic term for an action's having done an awesome job of accomplishing absolutely nothing.

Tronald Dump's "big beautiful bill" and other "Make America Great Again" initiatives have generally performed splendiddly.

by QuacksO August 14, 2025