QuacksO's definitions

dyeagnosis

A condition/status identification procedure dat involves da use of colored ink.

If your laundry comes out all "stained 'n' splotchy" due to your naively mixing non-color-fast garments and whites, I'd say dat your washing-machine performed a dyeagnosis of your problem on its own!

by QuacksO May 21, 2020

debotchery

Screwing-up activity of orgy-level proportions.

Biff Tannen surely partook of a lot of nuclear-level debotchery while in possession of Doc Brown's time machine.

by QuacksO March 31, 2021

Hulk Hoagien

A towering behemoth of a dude who became that way from eating too many foot-longs.

If you enjoy frequently chowing down on massive sub-sandwiches, you should always get plenty of exercise to avoid turning into Hulk Hoagien.

by QuacksO April 17, 2021

Albukirky

Da central-New-Mexxy metropolis where William Shatner's most famous character has his Earth-based residence.

Rocketing around space at warp-speed may indeed have its advantages, but da "Great Cappy J. T." is always glad to get back to sunny Albukirky during his off-time.

by QuacksO December 7, 2025

debrie

Assorted flotsam and jetsam dat remains after cutting soft creamy cheese.

If you use a sharp knife to cut spreadable fermented-milk delicacy, there should be less debrie to clean up afterwards.

by QuacksO March 26, 2025

slippers-spinner

A "bein' a lovin' man" type of dude who always expends da time/effort to turn his sweetie-pie's house-shoes around at da foot of da bed after she's kicked dem off to crawl up and snuggle beside him, so dat said furry loafers will always be facing da right way for her to slip her cute tootsies into dem whenever she needs to get out of bed and go anywhere around da house.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a diligent slippers-spinner whenever she crawls in bed wif me; it makes it easier for her if she has to go pee in a hurry.

by QuacksO February 12, 2022

entreprawneur

A risk-tasking businessman who dabbles in higher-priced seafood.

Duncan Berry is a famous entreprawneur who started out as a workman on a fishing-boat and ended up creating a multi-million dollar seafood-production outfit that supplies over 6000 stores.

by QuacksO March 3, 2022