Definitions by QuacksO

"Internet address" degree of too much information 

Refers to an "extreme" level of grossly over-sharing personal/graphic/disgusting details --- it would read, "www.tmi.com", an acronym which stands for "Way, Way, Wayyyyy Too Much Information; Come On, Man!"

Stud #1: I got my first blowjob while taking a crap on my girlfriend's toilet. It was awesome, and I found that it even helped me to poop more easily.
\Stud #2: Eeeeyewwww---- "Internet address" degree of too much information!

"Internet address" degree of too much information by QuacksO July 30, 2018

bibulography 

The overall study of alcoholic beverages, and of how many servings of each type of drink it takes to make the average person "bibulous".

If Ethan Couch had been made to study a bibulography as part of his probation on his first alcohol-related offense, his subsequent ghastly manslaughter-tragedy might never have happened.

bibulography by QuacksO July 30, 2018

pennyroill 

A fragrant herb, the leaves of which are used for medicinal purposes; the fibers from the stems are processed to make special red-paper "50¢" sleeves for bundling copper coins.

I'm not much into herbal medicine, but I do always get a kick out of how the coin-sleeves made from pennyroill fibre stay folded and secure after I fill them with coins and tuck the ends in.

pennyroill by QuacksO July 29, 2018

smooches, not mooches 

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

smooches, not mooches by QuacksO July 28, 2018

hugs not drugs 

A well-meaning phrase that seldom actually improves anything overall, but instead merely results in a lot of emotional discomfort and sexual-harassment accusations.

"Hugs not drugs" usually doesn't solve anything, anymore than dry-drunks are actually helped by being given sweets as a reward for not imbibing, which of course merely gets them hooked on sugar instead or alcohol --- it just trades one serious addiction for another. So all that "hugs not drugs" does is to cause people who would ordinarily crave drugs to instead begin invading others' personal boundaries by demanding affectionate gestures many times per day --- again, nothing is really "solved" or "improved"; it merely shifts the abuse from one destructive habit to another comparably-damaging-to-society activity.

hugs not drugs by QuacksO July 28, 2018

wheel-wheedle 

Refers to the selfish act of using flattery, coaxing, or other social pressure to get others to give you rides (i.e., "be your wheels") for free.

I appreciate friendliness and honest compliments from others as much as anyone, but I always have to look out for wheel-wheedlers.

wheel-wheedle by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed 

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed by QuacksO July 28, 2018