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A "girly-junk" doctor who specializes in treating women who get excessively concerned when fellow humans are tardy about phoning them at a pre-arranged time, especially when they're horny and the person who'd promised to CALL them was a well-hung stud who was GONNA meet up and have sex with them.
A gynecologist is not typically trained to be a talk-therapist, so if you are sad because a dude either didn't ring you up as promised or was not very punctual about doing so, then you would want to consult a guynocallogist or a gonnacallogist, respectively.
by QuacksO August 26, 2024
Get the gonnacallogist mug.Before robbing a bank, train, or stagecoach, one should consider the possebility of being pursued by the local constabulary following said crime.
by QuacksO November 25, 2019
Get the possebility mug.Da classic bu**s**t remark dat people use to try to make each other feel better regarding an unforeseen/inconvenient downpour.
Everyone's lawns and gardens were flourishing just dandy before today's torrential downpour, so why is everyone telling each other, "We needed the rain at this time"?! Who needs drenched muddy sidewalks and huge messy puddles all over town???
by QuacksO August 26, 2023
Get the We needed the rain at this time mug.Just like "Fragile" or "This side up", this labeling will almost 100% guarantee that your parcel will be tossed, bounced, drop-kicked, and/or stomped upon by disgruntled/delinquent shipping-personnel during its entire journey from you to your intended recipient. Yep, I'm talking to YOU, USPS/UPS/FedEx!!! There --- I said it --- got it off my chest! :P
During the infamous "angry political activists shooting at passing semi-trucks" period back in the 80's, some truckers apparently resorted to painting their trailers with huge "Caution: explosives"-type signs to discourage nearby riflemen who would prefer not to get blown up themselves along with their intended targets. A cartoon in a magazine during that time showed two redneck 18-wheeler-drivers discussing a huge "WHAMMO DYNAMITE" label that the speaker has painted on the side of his van; the driver is saying something like, "Actually, I'm hauling dried prunes, but I feel a lot safer this way, rather than my having 'Handle with care' written on there instead."
by QuacksO September 10, 2018
Get the Handle with care mug.I put a pot on the stove to boil some eggs, but then I forgot to add the eggs to the pot, and so I discovered nuthin' but an "empty" pot after boiling it for five minutes! I was sooooo eggsasperated!
by QuacksO October 9, 2018
Get the eggsasperated mug.Refers to regularly-doled-out "buddy payment" expenditures dat occur after a "frisky stallion and mare" couple has separated and thus are no longer "horsing around" with each other.
Da term "palominoy" could also refer to da relinquishing of actual "equine assets" after a divorce or co-habitation breakup --- i.e., one party is obliged to turn over to da other party one or more horses dat he owns as support/recompense for da two-party union's no longer being present.
by QuacksO May 27, 2021
Get the palominoy mug.Da stupid-a** "how to take anyone to court for any reason" course dat dey foist upon you in law school.
Mr. Frankland in "The Hound Of The Baskervilles" was so adept at prosecuting his fellow countrymen over minor/benign matters dat one wonders if he studied suedoscience in college!
by QuacksO December 4, 2025
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