Definitions by QuacksO
Chilly-cheeks Syndrome
What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.
I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!
Chilly-cheeks Syndrome by QuacksO August 4, 2018
"the three B's" of feminine desirability
I appreciate "the three B's" of feminine desirability as much as the next dude, but there's really not all that much going for those attributes if the chick doesn't also have a nice personality --- a kind heart is what I look for most in a lady.
"the three B's" of feminine desirability by QuacksO August 4, 2018
acherage
The areas of your "personal" real estate that hurt from excessive/prolonged exertion, being twisted in the wrong direction and/or slept on wrong, Arthur Itis and/or Charles Horse, etc.
prish-eee-yayt it
Humorous spelling of "appreciate it", and means, "that's, like, radically decent 'n' thoughtful of you, homie --- thanks".
Cool dude #1, texting with his buddy on his Smart phone: Word, Man --- I do indeed think that I might be interested in looking into that. Only prob is dat I am not at all familiar wif dat subject --- could you be a schuper schweet guy, Bro, and Google it for me, and den e-mail me da links?
Cool dude #2: Sure --- will do, Chief --- no majoro problemmo.
Cool dude #1:Thanks, Pal --- prish-eee-yayt it!!
Cool dude #2: Sure --- will do, Chief --- no majoro problemmo.
Cool dude #1:Thanks, Pal --- prish-eee-yayt it!!
prish-eee-yayt it by QuacksO August 3, 2018
redenial
A portmanteau of "redial" and "denial". this word refers to the act of pressing a random button on your phone's keypad to erase the previously-called number from the phone's memory, thus preventing anyone else from using the redial-button to find out what number you last called (extra points if you choose the "#" button for your "sabotaging", since pressing this key merely produces a loud sarcastic-sounding "repeat-beeping" tone that makes the would-be re-dialer feel like he's being upbraidingly mocked for his nosy-inquisitive temerity).
I performed a redenial on my phone before I left for the weekend; my next-door neighbor feeds my cats and goldfish while I'm away, and I do indeed appreciate his assistance --- he's a trifle too curious about my personal business, though, and so I didn't want him to know that I had a new girlfriend.
alehusbands
1. The male members of a common moderate-size herring species, widely found throughout North America.
2. The male spouses of barfly-ladies; often, they "hit the pubs" together and "drink pale ale like fish".
2. The male spouses of barfly-ladies; often, they "hit the pubs" together and "drink pale ale like fish".
Alehusbands are comparatively easy to catch and fairly okay to eat, but they definitely have a more "porky" taste compared to alewives, and so I assume that they must possess at least some "male chauvinist pig" characteristics, just like their human counterparts.
alehusbands by QuacksO August 3, 2018
Vin Gasoline
Vin Gasoline also has a younger brother nicknamed Vin Alcohol, hence the "XXX" movie-titles; this is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the classic marking on bootleg-hooch bottles/barrels. The idea is that alcohol can be used to run motor vehicles, just as diesel-fuel and gas can.
Vin Gasoline by QuacksO August 3, 2018