QuacksO's definitions

medical condition

The "ultimate" bu**s**t excuse for unfairly getting out of an obligation/responsibility that the rest of us "normal" people have to practice/endure in everyday life.

Some people think that all they have to do is say that they have a "medical condition" or "allergy", and that this instantly/indisputably obligates everyone around them to allow for any and all unacceptable/disgusting/obnoxious/selfish behavior, or exempts them from performing certain common-courtesy actions the way the rest of the populous is expected to do! What a farce --- it allows perfectly-capable people to grossly misbehave socially, while at the same time causing those of us who do indeed legitimately suffer from certain debilitating illnesses/infirmities to be looked down upon and shown less tolerance/acceptance than we should receive, since others are already seething with resentful aggravation at all of the fakes out there to whom they are already being forced to needlessly kowtow.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

Afgaviscon

Da Inland-Asian country where a majority of "plop-plop, fizz-fizz" medications are produced.

Now dat armed terrorism is less popular, easy, or effective, perhaps Afgaviscon could instead switch to threatening to cut off da supply of antacids in order to leverage their demands.

by QuacksO April 22, 2022

sporegasm

Involuntary ejaculation due to your having stepped on a puffball mushroom and inhaled da dusty cloud dat flew up.

It's a good idea to ask da locals in a new hiking-area if there are any puffballs on da trails, to reduce da chance of your having any sporegasms along your trek.

by QuacksO January 24, 2022

spingenius

What Rumpelstiltskin was.

Da infamous "turning straw into gold" conjurer was indeed an amazing "spingenius", but he also put a cruelly-opportunistic "spin" on da bargain dat he made wif da girl in question --- he acted like her giving him her first-born child would not be all dat big a deal to her, but in reality it turned out to be an absolutely devastating prospect. I never was totally comfy wif his not actually being given da promised child, though --- I mean, he held up his end of da bargain by spinning all of da hay into gold, so common honesty and morality dictates dat he should have been at least granted some consideration in dat regard. I mean, if he truly desired to be a father-figure out of loneliness or whatever, perhaps he could have babysat da new queen's child during periods when Her Majesty was otherwise occupied and thus couldn't care for said youngster on her own, and maybe even been said child's tutor or "caring uncle" figure; dat way, da queen could still have retained her child to raise herself, but her savior-wizard could also have gleaned enjoyment and satisfaction from being a part of said child's life.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

antiochxidant

Can refer to either:
(1) an emotional cleansing dat's supposedly/purportedly attained by studying ancient Greek history, or
(2) a medicinal substance used to rid da body of da boredom-induced effects of said research mentioned above.

If performing super-tedious research regarding da famous ancient Hellenistic Greek city leaves you feeling less than chipper, visiting da identically-named third-largest city in Contra Costa County, California might conceivably be a suitable antiochxidant, since said metropolis is famous for its wide variety of culture and entertainment.

by QuacksO June 10, 2023

squaushage

Refers to the units of measure that determines how much uncomfortable compression that a dude unintentionally subjects his love-pipe to while mounting a bicycle and accidentally pinching said tallywacker between the seat and his thigh.

Wearing a jockstrap can sometimes reduce the risk of squaushage in that it helps to keep your "equipment" tucked back up in where it belongs, but depending on the location/configuration of a particular dude's guy-junk and how hot/humid the weather is, those beastly elastics can often **cause** more discomfort/irritation than they prevent, especially if the dude is fairly well-endowed "down there" or possesses an unusually-large/flattish butt --- those pinchy straps and the quilted-surfaced cup can be a nightmare of pressure and chafing.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

angelstrate

Da opposite of "demonstrate".

Wonder what da opposite action of "demonstrate" would actually be, since merely showing how good something is or how it works is not always a "demonic" or horrible undertaking? Maybe to "angelstrate" something is where you merely claim dat a product or practice will work well, and others trustingly view you as being such an "angel" dat they do not ask you to actually show them dat whatever you're touting is indeed effective or legit?

by QuacksO December 25, 2019