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One should be very attentative around macho guys and feminists, since they often are fiercely independent.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the attentative mug.My high-beam dimmer--switch is faulty, yet when I took the car to the mechanic for troubleshooting, the switch worked perfectly for him! Typical Murphy's Mechanic's Law at work!
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
Get the Murphy's Mechanic's Law mug.Where you simultaneously partake of two or more forms of media, food, etc. which involve utilizing different senses (listening, reading, tasting, etc.), in order to accomplish more ventures in the same span of time.
One common and excellent form of sensory multitasking would be to preview an instrumental-work recording while perusing your e-mails; since you do not use the same parts of your brain for reading words as you do in determining whether or not you like a particular piece of non-lyrical music, you can catch up on your messages and still decide whether you want to purchase a CD of the tunes you're listening to.
by QuacksO December 10, 2019
Get the sensory multitasking mug.A female crayfish. Illegal to harvest, since they are "our future" of crayfish stock, just like female lobsters.
I hear that soon they're gonna start mandating that fishermen clip a V-notch in crawmom's tails to distinguish them from crawdads, just as they have to do with lobsters.
by QuacksO October 23, 2018
Get the crawmom mug.A "fill in da ROWS wif exes and OHS" game dat you and your opponent draw on da sand wif your pointed feet. Each winner either receives a foot-rub from da loser or gets to massage da cute "downstairs digits" of his opponent. So no matter who loses, both of you end up as winners.
Playing tic-tac-toes wif pretty girls at da beach is super-fun all on its own --- regardless of whether you win or lose a round, you still get to savor their warm slender hands and feet. Extra points if you also have a hugs-or-kisses-reward arrangement wif said shyly-giggling damsels, whereby if "you're exes" in a game and you win, you get a warm smoochy-lipped kiss from da hot chick who lost, and if you lose, YOU get to give HER a kiss (and of course, if you specify dat said "oral affection" gesture has to be administered on da lips instead of da cheek, then you end up getting a kiss from her no matter what dat game's outcome was). And then if "you're ohs" and you win, da chick who lost has to give you a warm snuggly "arms-around", and if she wins, then you get to give her a big ol' squeeze of yer own (here again, da end-result is nearly identical, since said mutual clasp gives similar pleasure to both participants, no matter who "originated" it).
by QuacksO November 14, 2024
Get the tic-tac-toes mug.Refers to either a lady's or guy's being of similar-enough height to his/her lovemaking-partner in order to engage in stand-up sex; otherwise, one of them is obliged to use a step-stool.
I appreciate any chick who is pleasant-natured and "willing", so I never bother with any "You must be this tall to enjoy this ride" height-requirement... besides, I prefer "doing it" while lying down on a comfy bed, anyway, and of course height is not ever an issue there.
by QuacksO May 1, 2019
Get the You must be this tall to enjoy this ride mug.What you'll likely be head-scratchingly asking yourself if you're glancing around for da minuscule First State on just a modest-sized USA map.
If you want any chance of avoiding da "Delawhere dilemma", you'll need a "lower-48" map-page dat's at least two feet by three feet.
by QuacksO July 7, 2023
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