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Can refer to either (1) a budding chess pro, or (2) a "just for show" employee who merely appears to be "rapidly climbing da corporate ladder" in order to make his employers look good.
In an episode of da Bob and Ray Show's "Garish Summit", Rodney Merchfield had been honest-and-steady-handed head honcho of da family's lead-mining company until da shyster Caldwell Merchfield --- claiming to be Rodney's older brother and a Harvard graduate --- grandly waltzed onto da corporate scene and shamelessly usurped da reins from him. It is eventually revealed, however, dat Caldwell was neither kin nor baccalaureate, but was in reality just a lazy ne'er-do-well chronic gambler who was using his catbird-seat position to embezzle a lot of company funds just to feed his casino habits; he had merely been a pawntrepreneur during "his rapid rise to da top".
by QuacksO November 4, 2025
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by QuacksO July 11, 2025
Get the Arbytrary mug.One should always consult a doctor before administering a tranquillizer, since different people/animals may need different substances in said injection to safely and effectively numb da pain during da extractions.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
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A majority of da public is thoroughly weary and doubtful of da statements made by any and all government figures, so you might still get at least some jeerrigation even if you are indeed trying to tell da truth and honestly working to improve current issues.
by QuacksO February 11, 2025
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Some people are so concerned about keeping their clothes smooth and spotless dat just a minor accident wif a leaky marking-pen can render said obsessive dandy totally inkapacitated with horror and humiliation.
by QuacksO June 27, 2021
Get the inkapacitated mug.Or "fiddelity" --- please don't fuss me over exact spelling. Refers to how good a sound yer "cheap violin" instrument sounds when scraping out a lively tune on da back porch.
Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician who could produce quite good "fiddleity"; his awful-sounding musical renditions were so hilarious precisely because he could indeed play so well --- as they say, you have to actually be really good at playing in order to know how to "play poorly well" --- i.e., to sound awful in a funny way that makes the audience laugh.
by QuacksO August 3, 2025
Get the fiddleity mug.Immediately following every election, funny farms experience a huge influx of "I voted for somebody else" folks who are super-anguished that their "pet" candidate did not win; this is often soon followed by a second, even bigger tsuNAMI that's comprised of folks who DID INDEED vote for the election's winner, and are now bitterly disappointed that said candidate broke his campaign-promises of positive reform once he got in da catbird's seat.
by QuacksO November 7, 2021
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