QuacksO's definitions

exsiting

Da super-enthralling action of relocating your no-longer-significant-other to a distant locale dat you wish you could do, so dat you could avoid awkwardly running into him around town after your breakup.

Getting a hundred-yards separation-order against a former lover might be hootin'-'n'-hollerin' entertaining in itself, but making him move far away from you would probably be even more exsiting.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

extraddition

Refers to where ya get yanked back "across da pond" to face da music back in Da States for tacking on unauthorized bonuses and unearned dividends during da course of your employment or other business transactions.

Da term "extraddition" could also refer to someone who's already in dutch in his current locale being grabbed by da authorities in another country to face even more charges for other crimes supposedly committed in said second nation.

by QuacksO February 17, 2023

right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.

Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

illicitration

A drawing or other explanatory creation dat either shows people how to commit "big no-no" actions, or demonstrates da rampant presence of such misbehavior.

Tronald Dump's current behavior is a glaring illicitration of how corrupt and senselessly-arrogant our government truly is.

by QuacksO April 25, 2025

Tohtum pole

What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.

Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!

by QuacksO October 27, 2021

deleied

Having yer departure from Hawaii unexpectedly postponed, prompting you to ask yer lovely brown-skinned Polynesian greeter-damsel attendant to temporarily remove da farewell-wreath of flowers from around yer neck for da time being, since you'll be staying in said rustling-palm-trees arena a bit longer.

Seeing as how "wahine swim and play, then dance the night away", as is mentioned in da popular "Waves Of Waikiki" song, performing lengthy intervals of graceful dignified sweeps 'n' sways are always on said beautiful suntanned ladies' minds, and so your being deleied at da sea-port not only could mean yer requesting yer cute Hawaiian-belle attendant to lift off da blossoms-wrap dat she'd just-recently draped you wif and hold it for safekeeping till you were ready to actually board yer mainland-bound vessel, but it might also call for an additional glass of Coca-loha to be smilingly brought to you by said gorgeous islander-native, if she'd want you to dance wif her to pass da time while you both were waiting for yer ship to be ready, and so you might need da extra caffeine to last you through da physical demands of said extended pairing.

by QuacksO May 8, 2025

no comparrison

What Skyler discovered regarding two wildly-differing conditions when he'd thought dat he was journeying to da "City of Light" ("I didn't know you could get there by BUS!"), but instead wound up at a marines-training camp.

"Perfessor" Cosmo Fishhawk's hapless nephew discovered dat there was absolutely "no comparrison" between his intended relaxed-'n'-idyllic French-capital destination and da tough-as-nails military establishment dat he mistakenly went to.

by QuacksO July 13, 2025