QuacksO's definitions
A data-storage chip dat contains operating-files which allow da computer-user to look up all da details about everyone's favorite late-20th-century rebellious Marine.
What with da many books, movies, and other media dat have been produced about Sylvester Stallone's famous jungle-warrior character, you'd likely need at least 3 gigs of RAMbo to hold all da details about them.
by QuacksO January 30, 2025
Get the RAMbomug. Refers to whichever one was da "magic bullet" out of all da sperm-outflows dat you spurted inside a "willing" chick over a period of time --- i.e., which one got her knocked up.
I always either ask a gal if she can get pregnant or use protection, so dat none of my gleeful ejaculations between her legs will be a "motherload".
by QuacksO November 6, 2022
Get the motherloadmug. Major pain-in-the-ass condition of acute indecisiveness that often causes mild-to-extreme physical/emotional/mental discomfort, inconvenience, confusion/resentment/impatience/exhaustion, etc. for all those involved, plus the major waste of time/opportunities/resources, inefficiency/stagnation, needless delays/cost-overruns, etc..
It is an erroneous belief that someone with hemhawrhoids can be cured/hurried along with a good kick in the rear end --- he's already a sore-natured a**h**e, and so any further physical trauma "back there" will only make his condition worse. Smearing on summa dat Pfizer-brand cream dat comes in a tube might indeed help wid da pain somewhat, but I don't know about significant improvement in da slowness-to-make-up-his-mind part of the equation.
by QuacksO May 15, 2018
Get the hemhawrhoidsmug. 1. Fate or destiny caused or originated by a smooch.
2. A term describing how two people became acquainted with each other through fate or destiny, and largely due to their having locked lips at some point.
2. A term describing how two people became acquainted with each other through fate or destiny, and largely due to their having locked lips at some point.
After George McFly succeeded in knocking out Biff Tannen in the Hill Valley High School parking lot and thus showed Lorraine Baines that he was a worthy partner after all, the two teenagers finally hooked up when they shared their first passionate smooch on the dance-floor during the Enchantment Under The Sea party; they later agreed that their meeting was kissmet.
by QuacksO June 12, 2019
Get the kissmetmug. Like da famous mid-20th-century radio-comedy dude, Fibber McGraw surely has a "stuffed closet" full of assorted "baggage" --- i.e., a "fallen" professional life, past transgressions, and other highly-questionable behavior.
by QuacksO March 2, 2021
Get the Fibber McGrawmug. Refers to a comparably-humorous but non-verbal version of three consonants and a dozen vowels, and involves using your forefingers or thumbs to manually "peel up" your eyelids and then groggily waggling your head to indicate to the person who requested your assistance that you're so weary that you can't even keep your eyelids open.
Sometimes when I ask my ordinarily-very-supportive sister about helping me with some task that admittedly I **could** perform all by myself but which would be a lot easier and/or more pleasant to accomplish with an assistant, she gives me the "eyelids-lift reply" to indicate that she feels really exhausted on that particular occasion. and so I respectfully "let it go" for the time-being, and then either wheezingly struggle though said arduous/disagreeable undertaking on my own, or wait till maybe the next day to ask my sister again if she could help me complete it.
by QuacksO November 22, 2018
Get the eyelids-lift replymug. Capturing, baiting, or otherwise interfering in any way with the life-cycle of America's national bird is totally illeagle.
by QuacksO January 9, 2022
Get the illeaglemug.