Definitions by QuacksO

Live long and prosper

He doesn't tell you how to accomplish that, though.

Leonard Nimoy was famous for saying, "Live long and prosper." He himself seems to have accomplished that thanks to his good looks and pleasant personality, but I wish he would have explained to all of us about how to do it ourselves.

Live long and prosper by QuacksO October 12, 2018

Fort Lottodale 

A populous area of Florida where scratch-off tickets are extra-popular.

I prefer rural areas and I have no interest in gambling, so I'd have little reason to visit Fort Lottodale during my Florida-vacation travels.

Fort Lottodale by QuacksO October 11, 2018

Reese's Disease

A birth-defect-related health-complication caused by the mother's consuming excessive quantities of Resse's candy during pregnancy.

Reese's Disease can have many forms, but the most common symptom is a noticeably overweight baby.

Reese's Disease by QuacksO October 10, 2018

cluckold 

A rooster who is no longer the only tailfeather-plumed dude in the barnyard who enjoys "ultimate privileges" with "the ladies".

I unexpectedly acquired several dozen additional hens from a neighbor who was thinning his own flock, and so I had to add a couple roosters to "keep up with demand"... my original daybreak-crower was none too pleased to be cluckolded like that.

cluckold by QuacksO October 10, 2018

pogo-stick handshake 

Kissing-cousin to pump-handle, this joyful greeting-method entails grasping the other person's hand in both of yers, then vigorously jumping up and down a few times to really enthusiastically swing his arm bobbingly and show him how glad you are to see him.

Anyone can do da pogo-stick handshake, but it's most often performed by a small child, either to express his great joy at being reunited with the person, or to somewhat-braggingly demonstrate how self-confident he is at such a young age.

pogo-stick handshake by QuacksO October 10, 2018

rebella

A serious infectious disease caused by being overly/groundlessly rebellious.

Ethan Couch pleaded affluenza in defense of his monstrous actions, but it sounded a lot more like rebella to me --- both he and his over-indulgent dad had been bucking the system in ways that didn't even make sense; rather than refusing to do something unreasonable, they were merely wanting a "bigger slice of the social pie" than they deserved; i.e., they were protesting against necessary and appropriate requirements that everyone has o abide by in order to co-exist harmoniously with fellow humans and not be a burden or danger to athers.

rebella by QuacksO October 10, 2018

harmoanious 

Describes the pleasing music-like "chorus" of assorted happy sighs and coos of a group of contented people, such as those in a sex-orgy.

"Juicy" videos showing group-sex are fun to watch, but it's equally pleasing to just close your eyes and audibly savor the harmoanious sounds of everyone's satisfying their ultimate cravings.

harmoanious by QuacksO October 10, 2018