I try to respect the personal boundaries of others, so I never fuss if someone has kissues, plus of course I know that it's common practice for people to not wanna "get too close" to each other during flue season.
by QuacksO November 21, 2019
Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
A blowjob dat a "dirty old man" highschool-teacher or college-professor requests from one or more hot-chick students in his class in exchange for a passing grade in public-speaking.
Da term "oral assignment" could also refer to a schoolwork-related directive whereby either (1) a teacher of either gender catches a pair of students in his/her class performing fellatio on each other, and so said educator makes one or both of said "busted" academic lovers perform an extra/unscheduled public-speaking session as a bribe for da teacher's "keeping mum" regarding said scandalous incident, or (2) a female teacher lets a male student's face venture under her skirt and/or blows him, but also makes him "earn" said delightful privileges and/or her silence regarding them by having to perform one or more public-speaking presentations.
by QuacksO October 20, 2023
Don Imus really created a major yackcident when he foolishly uttered his infamously disgraceful "nappy-headed hos" remark.
by QuacksO July 13, 2020
The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.
I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!
by QuacksO August 05, 2018
Tongue-in-cheek nickname for a congratulatory reward dat involves a chick's giving you some a** instead of your receiving cash money.
Tiffany didn't have any gas-money to reimburse me for taking her grocery-shopping, so instead she gave me a Nobel Piece Prize afterwards.
by QuacksO March 19, 2021
Da day of da year dat corresponds to when ya were successful in getting a chick to share yer pillow for da first time.
Bill Clinton has slept with innumerable different women over da years, so it would be impossible for him to keep track of so many berthdays!
by QuacksO August 23, 2020