Native chiefs would smoke a communal peace-pipe of emotions-calming herbs and minerals to put them more in the mood to peacefully negotiate; why didn't their women do that, as well, so that they, too, could avoid so many petty squawbbles???
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
I wouldn't take a youngster to any type of betting-joint to begin with, but I would sure-as-shootin' never let him anywhere near a cussino, since that would be TWO bad habits that he'd be exposed to!
by QuacksO March 20, 2019
Now that medical pot has been legalized, I am a bit extra wary when I venture out in public for fear of cannabils; I keep an eye out for anyone who might be giving me a "lean and hungry" look.
by QuacksO February 08, 2019
A luxury-car brand of four-wheeler, but not quite up to actual luxury-car styling or performance. Da infamous Cimarron comes to mind.
Some fancy-schmancy land-yachts were indeed really nice, but others were decidedly "Cadillacking" in one way or another.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
Ethan Couch really put on heirs regarding his supposedly deserving preferential treatment. Sometimes it worked in his favor, but unfortunately even his parents' vast wealth and social prestige couldn't save him regarding his mass-manslaughter conviction.
by QuacksO June 11, 2021
If Jerry and Anne had countries named after them, how come we don't also hear of countries named after other equally-hilarious belly-laugh professionals --- what about "Abennyca", "Aduranteca", "Askeltonca", or "Ahopeca", in addition to "Astillerca" and "Amearaca"?
by QuacksO December 08, 2020
Da status of someone who refrains from partaking of either music played over subwoofers or rod-'n'reel fishing.
One simple way to "invisibly" get around a vow of celibassy is to use just tiny full-frequency-range earbuds with your iPod instead of amplified loudspeakers, and forgo da "obvious" rod-'n'-reel by merely tossing in a baited hook on da end of a long length of clear-monofilament fishing-line dat cannot be easily spotted from a distance; not using huge thumpy-thump loudspeakers won't scare da fish away, either. :P
by QuacksO February 19, 2023