QuacksO's definitions

boaroscope

A tubular "look-see" device dat either (1) inspects a male pig for virility, or (2) checks for a lack of refinement in da test-subject.

If there are plenty of energetic little squealing porkers running around da sty, then I know dat da sow is being adequately inseminated, and I can usually tell right off if someone is a crude or overbearing jerk --- I don't need no fancy-pants boaroscope to help me determine either condition!

by QuacksO February 15, 2025

degreesonable

Humane in da temperature or intensity-level department.

Seventy-five on da ol' thermostat is a degreesonable setting --- no shivering or misty-breath, but fairly easy on da heating-fuel consumption, also.

by QuacksO August 15, 2024

employee uninforms

Da clueless dumba** individuals who are actually inside da fancy logo-emblazoned cloth outfits dat said personnel-members wear while they are working at said business establishment.

Disgusted store-customer: I always ask to speak directly to da manager whenever I have a question, concern, or complaint --- all of da lower-level staff are just a bunch of employee uninforms!

by QuacksO December 8, 2020

flopportunity

Any occasion during a period of long/strenuous labors when it is possible to "crash for a few".

Collecting returnables is heavy arduous work, and so I always try to take any flopportunity I can get throughout the day.

by QuacksO July 13, 2020

reesently

Something to do with an orange-wrappered chocolate bar or cup that occurred not too long ago.

If you have trouble sleeping 'cuz you feel artificially "revved up", consider if you reesently ate any cacao-bean-based candy; which would contain a number of "wide-awake" stimulants.

by QuacksO January 11, 2022

CLEPtomania

A "sticky fingers" mental condition caused by excessive participation in the College Level Examination Program.

In the Red Green Show, the perpetually-on-parole petty-larceny-criminal Mike Hamar claims to have been well-educated in certain subjects; I wonder if this is why he has a serious case of CLEPtomania???

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

Bilboberry

The Hobbits' favorite medicinal berry.

Medicine made from the Bilboberry will exist and treat you effectively as long as you're inside the bright 'n' balmy lands of The Shire, but just like Dorothy's silver shoes and magic belt that will vanish once you leave the Land of Oz, said wondrous elixirs will disappear from your pockets or saddlebags if you head out into the Big Wide World of Middle Earth.

by QuacksO May 29, 2019