Senior citizen: I now drive just a small sedan because I no longer hafta haul bulky/heavy stuff da way I did in past years, so I think I'll donate my old pickup truck to charioty.
by QuacksO January 12, 2025
To request divine intervention in a potentially-dangerous situation, instead of relying on aerosol-based capsicum-fluid.
Since it's ridiculously easy to get charged with assault by someone whom you "mace the face" of (for example, the person can always deny that he had intended you any harm, even if you know that he very likely was planning to hurt you), it's a wise idea to just choose spepper pray in all but the most extreme of circumstances.
by QuacksO October 20, 2020
If a gal cannot decide which dude she likes better in da intimacy department, she may hafta just resort to double occupantscy.
by QuacksO May 23, 2022
In "Fiddler On The Roof", the citizens of Anatevka express their wish to keep the tsar "far away from us" because they know that his imperious and dictatorial mindset would make him unlikely to unbiasedly adjewdicate any problems or disputes that his government had with them; he would just run roughshod over them and make them bend to HIS will, not rule for the collective good.
by QuacksO February 01, 2020
What a lady would think when seeing a huge juicy schlong dat she'd like to suck on --- "da thing speaks for itself" as far as seemingly inviting her to wrap her craving mouth around it.
Kisses-and/or-blowjobs-craving dudes could conceivably have da term "res lipsa loquitur" run through their own minds, also, if they spot a lady with shapely luscious speaking-appendages below her nose.
by QuacksO June 02, 2021
Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.
by QuacksO November 03, 2018
On da "Red Green Show", da dim-minded and arrogantly-masculine Possum Lodge members recite da "Man's Prayer" at da beginning of every lodge meeting in a supposed attempt to apologuyze for their overbearing ways, their impatient disregard for proper/responsible behavior, and their thoughtless indifference towards women and less-hard-nosed males like Harold.
by QuacksO February 19, 2021