QuacksO's definitions

London Derriere

A song dat refers to da delectable object you'd be after when looking for a "piece of a**" in England's capital city.

They sat dat U.K. chicks have da best-looking behinds in da world, so perhaps da act of seeking out a little "London derriere" would indeed be a rewardingly-worthwhile endeavor.

by QuacksO March 18, 2023

flabnormal

How life will be if you partake of just fattening junk food and thus your body becomes unusually jiggly and bulgy.

President Taft lived such an incredibly flabnormal lifestyle dat when he finally passed, they buried him in a coffin da size of a piano case.

by QuacksO June 28, 2025

filibluster

An extended interval of loud/tempestuous monologue/dialogue that's intended to bully down and/or suppress opposition/suspicion, without actually providing any true validity or solid tangible proof that the proffered opinions/assertions are actually reasonable, accurate, etc.

Nobody listened to Bill Clinton's filibluster about "For the record, I did **NOT** **HAVE** **SEXUAL** **RELATIONS** with that woman." And they aren't listening to him now, either, especially since it was later revealed that he had indeed "gotten some".

by QuacksO June 14, 2016

perilyzed

Frozen with fear, distress, and/or confusion due to an imminent danger.

What good is an emergency-response worker if he always just gets perilyzed anytime there's an urgent dilemma to be dealt with???

by QuacksO May 23, 2022

class-action lawsuit

What da students of a rude/unfair teacher bring, either against him/her directly and//or da entire school.

If Ethan Couch's papa had indeed purchased da entire school just so dat his "little prince" could be unreasonably coddled da way he preferred, da other students would likely have filed a class-action lawsuit against said brat's paternal enabler for da torture dat said special treatment was subjecting all of THEM to.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

moussetake

A screw-up with either concocting or consuming a chocolate smoothie.

Da term "moussetake" can also refer to a scalp-fur-related disaster at da salon, whereby your "mop up top" comes out looking vastly different from how you'd hoped.

by QuacksO November 8, 2020

dieary

A day-to-day-events book dat you write from beyond da grave.

If you got bumped off before your time, be sure dat your grave-site is designed to be accessible to homicide detectives, so dat dey can open your casket periodically and read your dieary in case your wandering restless soul is able to find out evidence of who offed you.

by QuacksO June 17, 2021