Definitions by QuacksO

musical "bacon bits" 

Crisp "juicy deep-fried" twangy-electric-guitar undertone/accompaniment-accents that create satisfying additional fullness/richness to a bouncy melody.

Succulent "fruits 'n' vegetables" compositions --- i.e., songs with lovely bold tones from horns, woodwinds, strings, and keyboards, and with a nice lively thumpy-thump beat --- are all well and good on their own, but they are always so much more audibly "fulfilling" if there are a moderation of musical "bacon bits" sprinkled in throughout the tune, as well. Check out towing-serviceman Ron Pratt's theme song on YouTube to see what I mean.

musical "bacon bits" by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Thimblena

A helpful-minded flower-spirit nymph who liked to do sewing for people.

I wonder if Thimblena was kin to the elves who helped out the shoemaker, since in both instances they were tiny-statured humans who assisted the less-fortunate of their "regular-sized" brethren?

Thimblena by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Pinch Me 

Da "minor pain-in-da-butt" dude who survived da infamous "group swim" wif Adam and Eve.

It's SUCH a major bummer dat Pinch Me wasn't acquainted wif "da first couple" earlier in their lives, or he might have been able to perform his "specialty" action on them --- and then if they'd persisted, maybe even "upped da ante" to Mr. Spock's "nerve pinch" which would have harmlessly rendered them temporarily unconscious --- to shock them back to their senses when they were contemplating eating da apple, and thus saved future mankind from da agonies of toil.

Pinch Me by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Do not attempt 

How Vonage captions their "people do stupid things" TV ads to cover their a**es legally.

Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.

Do not attempt by QuacksO November 2, 2018

forebitten fruit 

Refers to any comestible that you aren't allowed to eat for sanitary reasons, because a chomp has already been taken out of it.

If Adam had known about contagions the way we do in modern times, he might not have partaken of the forebitten fruit that Eve offered him, and so the couple's overall punishment might not have been so severe as it was after both of them had some of the apple..

forebitten fruit by QuacksO November 1, 2018

Baldy from Baldymoore 

Da "totally chrome-domed" dude from Maryland.

Baldy from Baldymoore may indeed not have any cranium-cushioning worth braggin' about, but at least he saves a bundle on barber-fees.

Baldy from Baldymoore by QuacksO November 1, 2018

frequent flyer

A perpetually-horny dude who habitually "can't keep it zipped up" when he's in the company of attractive chicks.

Frequent flyers can be anyone, and at any level of social status or political prominence --- think Gary Hart and Bill Clinton.

frequent flyer by QuacksO November 1, 2018