QuacksO's definitions

economy-grade stud

A far-below-average dude who is usually passed over in favor of more "succulent 'n' satisfying" male-meat by all but the most ugly/desperate/undesirable hussies who would otherwise have little chance of getting laid.

Economy-grade studs may not necessarily be dislikable guys per se, but they tend to be sorely lacking in the "hot 'n' heavy" department --- they may have low stamina in bed and/or perspire excessively during intercourse, only cum a weak dribble and/or have to wait several days to "recharge", have a small/narrow wee-wee, be very overweight and/or older than dirt, have an apathetic/lackluster personality, etc. Extra points if they are financially-solvent, though --- at least they won't mooch off the lady they're with at the moment, plus they may even be willing to assist HER with the cost of a few groceries and/or housewares.

by QuacksO November 24, 2017

"helpful" legs-lift

Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P

Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.

by QuacksO November 13, 2018

Richard Huffelman

Da infamous ex-military fanatic and weaponry-crazed dude from DownEast Maine who was perpetually in a simmering resentful mood; he received two consecutive life-sentences for murdering two innocent neighbors. Google "fear thy neighbor, red picket fences" for all da assordid details.

I try very hard to behave myself socially and keep the peace with everyone around me; there are too many Richard Huffelmans around.

by QuacksO January 7, 2019

reverse psychology

Where an arrogant/disgruntled/overly-confident client "turns the tables" and attempts to counsel the psychologist.

Dr. Phil: Let's talk about your childhood.
Madea (cheerfully): Let's talk about YOUR childhood.
Dr. Phil. Talkin' about MY childhood isn't gonna help YOU out. Okay, let's try a different route. Do you sleep well at night?
Madea (with an impish breezy smile): Do YOU sleep well at night?
Dr. Phil (passing his hand over his face in a "I can't handle this --- NOBODY could talk any sense into this woman" gesture): Look --- I ain't gonna be able to help ya if you're gonna practice reverse psychology here!

by QuacksO December 25, 2016

sinonym

A similar-meaning word dat overly-critical/righteous people wag a disapproving finger and/or cluck their tongues about if you utter it.

Before you come down on someone too much about seemingly-unacceptable word-choices, be sure to consider whether you sometimes use sinonyms yourself.

by QuacksO July 1, 2020

whenever you needham

Da "24/7 availability" status dat Director Hal promised anyone with a road-rebel-themed movie to produce.

Da likes of Burt Reynolds and Dean Martin always knew dat they'd never hafta thumb-twiddlingly wait around for their "Action!" shouter, as his policy was to "always be ready whenever you needham".

by QuacksO April 24, 2025

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

How 'bout e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g???

I let my teenage son drive to town in my monster truck to meet up with his buddies for some howling adventures --- what could possibly go wrong?

by QuacksO April 30, 2023