"Conceivably" --- pun not intended --- adolescents should practice prudent respawnsibility, but given their raging hormones and perpetual horniness, they often are found to be just copiously splashing their eggs and sperm all over da place!
by QuacksO July 23, 2025
Refers to the embarrassing --- not mention messy --- end-result of groggily rolling over on your side at da edge of da bed to use your screw-top pee-jar without having to actually stand up, but then --- in an effort to ensure that you won't splash or spill any urine as you're taking your whiz, you unknowingly press da rim of da jar too firmly against yer abdomen and thus form a tight seal between da rim and yer gut, causing gradual pressure-buildup inside da jar as it fills with your pee, and eventually forces droplets of urine-mist to explosively splutter out from around the rim.
One simple way to reduce the chance of bedside vaporlock is to refrain from shaving yourself "down there", since smooth rubbery freshly-denuded skin always permits a much easier/better "vacuum seal" than if there are thick wiry bristly hairs in the way. Unlike your scalp-tresses or beard, pubic hair usually only gets so long and then simply falls out (think, those short coarse springy hair-curls that you always find in your briefs and in da shower-stall), so unless you have a jock-itch/odor problem or your romantic partner strongly prefers da Baldy from Baldymoore look, there should seldom if ever be a need to "mow da downstairs lawn".
by QuacksO November 22, 2018
Arrogantly figuring in your own oblivious/selfish mind that proceeding rapidly is okay, without asking others in your vicinity if said speedy travelling on your part would distress or otherwise inconvenience them.
Impatient motorists who recklessly dart in and out of traffic to more-quickly get where they are going sure are prezooming a lot --- oh, sure, THEY may save a few minutes in their commute-time, but what about all the other startled souls who have to slam on their brakes and get additional gray hairs as a result???
by QuacksO August 18, 2019
In da classic "McBroom" tales, Papa Josh's "wonderful one-acre farm" is apparently infallowble, since crops seem to grow prolifically in its soil with little or now fertilizing, watering, or other maintenance-attention.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
With rampant law-enforcement corruption and widespread public copposition, it seems like we'd all be better off without police.
by QuacksO April 16, 2024
Refers to da friendly wave, nod,. smile, etc. dat you courteously preform in response to a passing motorist/pedestrian who honks or calls hello to you, but you are unable to identify said greeter because the person has already moved too far away by the time you "get turned around" to see who it was.
A sportsman friend of mine experienced a classic case of "generic greeting" whenever he visited my area --- "The only thing I can figure is that I must have a vehicle that looks a lot like a local resident's, because everyone waves eagerly to me when I drive through town, and yet I don't really know anyone here. But heck, that's perfectly okay with me --- I dunno why they wave, but I just always wave back!"
by QuacksO August 05, 2019
While it's often said dat "real girls kiss other girls", you might wanna watch out if a chick moves in on you uninvited for some copious "lip-service" --- she might just be engaged in lesbianage.
by QuacksO July 28, 2023