QuacksO's definitions

disagscreament

Totally out-of-control shouting-match.

Whenever you hear boot-camp officials speak, they usually sound so hoarse; it's no wonder, what with all the absurdly-heated disagscreaments they get into with their recruits and/or each other.

by QuacksO December 8, 2020

ass-sassing

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.

An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2020

valetdicktorian

Someone who's a real a**h**e when it comes to parking your car for you.

K.I.T.T. is a fully self-driving car and thus is always able to find a parking spot on his own, so Michael Knight never has to worry about any valetdicktorians' causing him grief in a V.I.P. parking lot.

by QuacksO October 29, 2020

sanonymous

Equivalent to being incognito.

An excellent example of being "sanonymous" is how ex-Prez Reagan infamously either feigned laryngitis or used da noisy Air Force One helicopter to drown out voices during unwelcome reporter-questioning ("Mr. President, the public has a right to know what you knew about Iran-Contra, and when you knew it."), so dat nobody could prove whether he himself had actually said da answers or not.

by QuacksO October 12, 2023

ornerythologist

A cranky researcher who find the study of birds to be insanely tedious.

In the September 5, 1981 Doonesbury comic strip, former US Secretary of the Interior James Watt is shown to be a classic example of an ornerythologist, in that he doesn't see the difference between endangered species of birds and the super-plentiful pigeons --- "Birds are birds, I say. That's what I mean by extremism!"

by QuacksO May 21, 2019

world piece

Da status of there being no disagreements among countries, wif da added perk being dat anyone can now "get some a**" no matter where he globe-trots.

They say dat there is a childbirth shortage nowadays, so maybe world piece would cure dat --- lots of humans who "want to" aren't actually "getting any", and so all we'd need to do is allow da "free love" and "widespread seeding" dat said sexually-lonesome individuals would like to partake in.

by QuacksO March 9, 2023

camomeal

A sumptuous feast dat you've disguised wif a covering of gray, brown, and green pastels to conceal its presence from nearby fellow humans, either because they would likely try to mooch some of it to eat themselves, or because you're supposed to be on a strict "bean sprouts and tofu" health-regimen, and so you don't want any finger-wagging diet-monitors to come down on your regarding it.

Willy Wonka marketed "invisible chocolate bars for eating in class" --- if da snooty eagle-eyed schoolteachers truly could not detect da candy, and if da children could indeed feel/taste it in their mouths and thus be satisfied and refreshed, then I guess said "wonder sweet" actually WAS an amazing "camomeal", after all.

by QuacksO March 29, 2023