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Definitions by QuacksO

Bill Clitton 

The infamous American former commander-in-chief with such rip-roaring “raging whoremoans” that he possessed an insatiable craving for women’s “equatorial regions”.
Bill Clitton may have felt smugly self-satisfied and derisively-amused about all of his extramarital “triumphs”, but I'm guessing that his wife didn’t find the whole business one bit “Hillary-ous”.
Bill Clitton by QuacksO November 8, 2018

distinkt odor 

A particular, unique, and easily-recognizable stench.
I can always tell if the litter box needs to be changed just as soon as I walk in the front door of the house; there's always a very distinkt odor that lets me know immediately and in no uncertain terms!
distinkt odor by QuacksO November 8, 2018

trainsvestite 

A human whose uncommon physical/hormonal attributes causes him to prefer the company of railroad employees, and to enjoy wearing their cool-looking sleeveless uniforms (i.e., "vests").
Many trainsvestites wear the traditional gray/white pinstriped engineer/conductor uniforms as part of their everyday outfits; they may also like to don the work-uniforms of their significant other while they’re spending time with said person in order to feel closer to him, just as some “ordinary” romantically-involved people like to wear one or more articles of their partner’s clothing --- like a sweater or pair of jeans --- to show their warmly-affectionate feelings for the garments’ owner.
trainsvestite by QuacksO November 8, 2018

tolerating 

The designation (i.e., "rating") of how patient, forgiving, and understanding someone is.
Ebeneezer Scrooge had a deplorably low tolerating when it came to extending charity or thoughtfulness towards others.
tolerating by QuacksO November 7, 2018

proselytution 

The act of using religion to get someone else to pay you for sexual favors.
Some people are so unattractive that they turn to proselytution in an attempt to satisfy their sexual cravings and/or gain extra income; while this shameless and manipulative strategy may indeed increase the person's chance of getting laid and/or making money, it also tends to give legitimate religions and organizations a bad name, since many people will think that "they're all like that" when they see the invalid exploiting of religion and its "obey without question" teachings.
proselytution by QuacksO November 7, 2018

Proposition 13

Howard Jarvis's well-meaning attempt to eradicate superstition from the citizenry of California.
Proposition 13 may indeed have helped in reducing one form of irrational terrors, but only about fear of numbers --- it did nothing to alleviate phobias about black cats, walking under a ladder, etc.
Proposition 13 by QuacksO November 7, 2018

win/win solution 

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.
A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.
win/win solution by QuacksO November 7, 2018