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Barryland Islands

A group of volcanic specks in da Atlantic Ocean, located off da southern tip of South America, and named after da other major artist who draws da "Phantom" cartoons.
If Lee Falk had da Falkland Islands named after him, how near to dem are da Barryland Islands? I cannot locate dem on Google Maps.
by QuacksO November 19, 2021
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gearrigation

10W-40.
Older engines and transmissions may need a bit of extra gearrigation, so don't be shy or stingy about topping off da reservoirs slightly above da dipsticks' "full" lines.
by QuacksO February 11, 2025
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prepawsterous

Something dat's significantly outside da realm of da "standard 'n' usual" regarding a four-legged friend.
Some cats may indeed have a larger appetite than others, but Garfield's is prepawsterous!
by QuacksO February 26, 2025
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flivverous

Refers to a silly enthusiasm/interest in "primitive" motorcars.
The "Gumdrop" book series was quite entertaining; I cannot understand why some people consider reading these "ancient" kiddie-tomes to be flivverous.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
by QuacksO July 12, 2018
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Aphrodeedee

Da Greek goddess of love who sported huge ta-tas.
Aphrodeedee was said to have had maybe twenty or more children with many different male admirers; one might naturally wonder, therefore, whether her ample chest-pillowz had something to do with said prolific procreation.
by QuacksO November 21, 2025
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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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