QuacksO's definitions

typickle

Describes a cranky conundrum dat's hardly unusual.

Modern-day government screw-ups seldom cause particular interest or emotion in da general public, since most folks consider them to be merely da typickle everyday bungling of clueless/careless Washington politicians.

by QuacksO May 25, 2022

treasure chest

Depending on who you talk to, this term can refer to either:
(A) an iron-bound wooden box full of gold and jewels that pirates bury in the sand for later retrieval
(B) the warm and delightfully-soft/smooth front upper-torso of a voluptuously-endowed female human, complete with lusciously-bountiful cone-shaped "treasures" and a comforting heartbeat.

Hey, if ya wanna talk "treasure chests", any normal dude who's worth his "family jewels" knows that a "chesty" gal's warm and ample "treasures" are far more desirable and satisfying to cradle and savor in your comfort-craving paws than a few "handfuls" of lifeless cold hard pieces of eight or silver coins.

by QuacksO March 13, 2017

mistymeanor

A non-felony-level crime of "fogging" to avoid responsibility, culpability, etc.

Political officials are notorious for their vague word-choices, evasive answers, waffling behavior, etc. when faced with embarrassing/controversial questions or conflict-of-interest situations; too bad they are very seldom convicted of said mistymeanors.

by QuacksO December 20, 2019

arowsal

Horny feelings due to witnessing a temperish hubbub.

Feelings of arowsal are pathetic, unfeeling, and selfish --- nobody should wish noisy strife or chaos on anyone else just so that HE HIMSELF can get his rocks off! A perfect example is telling your significant other that he/she "looks so beautiful when he/she is angry" --- not only is it shallow and demeaning, but it also shows the upset person that you are not even really listening to the actual content of what he's saying or otherwise taking seriously what he was distressed about.

by QuacksO January 2, 2024

mirickles

Amazing events attributed to da king of insult-comedy.

For folks whose moods were elevated by being da subject of ridicule, da Great Donnie Jay could perform mirickles.

by QuacksO October 31, 2024

khangregation

A gathering of folks who favor da beliefs, ideas, actions, etc. of da infamous Ceti Alpha V colonizer.

Da evil power-hungry Star Trek character is frightening enough just on his own, but we should REALLY look out if he actually forms a khangregation of like-minded individuals!

by QuacksO June 19, 2021

friends with beneflits

Two or more of your sexual partners who all "know about each other and are okay with it", and therefore they do not mind if you "flit" around amongst them to obtain some "variety" while getting your rocks off.

Engaging in group-sex eliminates the need to ask your intimate partners whether they mind if you have them as "friends with beneflits", since you are already simultaneously having sex with them, and so it's perfectly obvious that they are all cool with what you're doing.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019