In other words, it may not exactly be a "stroll on Easy Street" for you no matter what da result of da paternity-test shows --- a prime example would be dat even if said test does indeed prove dat you're not da love-baby's daddy, da test's in-da-thousands-of-dollars cost may be somewhat comparable to what you'd have hadda spend for child-support, anyway.
Good luck on getting a refund for da momentous cost of a paternity-test if said test proves dat indeed you are not da child's biological father (see "pap smear", definition #14); you might be better off to simply start making support-payments; it can definitely be a "DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't" situation!
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
A legally-binding promise by da Radical Whig colonists dat dey would dump da dried-aromatic-leaves cargo off of da British ships in Boston Harbor if da London-based government didn't remove da tax.
Just because da British ships arrived in Boston Harbor laden with their precious traditional-beverage plant-based commodity was no guarantea dat said products would actually get delivered to da shore-located warehouses, or even dat it would get paid for!
by QuacksO May 29, 2022
A “single-status-scoping” maneuver to see whether a hot chick whom you’re interested in is rocking anything besides “non-official” finger-jewelry.
Using da triple-s double-handshake clasp is merely one of several pleasant hands-accessing techniques to visually determine if a gal is wearing wedding and/or engagement rings --- doing finger-interlacings, playing fingertips or palm-juggle or wrist-clap, or performing other soh-shuh-buhl activities wif her pretty hands are all good ways of figuring out whether said attractive damsel might be someone whom you could either court yourself or at least consider asking for a “more than just a hands-and-feet relationship” status.
by QuacksO November 21, 2024
If you've done nothing truly wrong, don't listen to a whiny bi**h's blubbery nagging --- she's just trying to get alimoany from you.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
In da famous funny song "Hot Rod Lincoln", it is stated dat da Cadillac sedan wif whom da singer was road-racing eventually "pulled over and let him by"; one would assume dat da driver of said fancy-schmancy jalopy was not doing so merely out of genuine sevilleity; probably he simply realized after a while dat da "souped-up Model A" dat was riding his bumper was both faster than he was and being operated recklessly, and so he was just prudently getting out of da illegal race before his own precious parcel of sheet metal got damaged, either from its engine and transmission's being pushed too hard, or from actual crashing due to da super-dangerous sporting-rivalry situation dat he was becoming involved wif.
by QuacksO February 27, 2023
Refers to one or more cash-bribes paid to someone who is willing to lie in court on behalf of his/her "benefactor", either to get said cash-flasher off the hook for a crime that he did indeed commit, or to wrongfully convict someone else who either is completely innocent or could not have been expected to behave differently from how he acted (i.e, he has a physical/mental disability, he'd had no idea whatsoever that he was doing other than what was acceptable, there were extenuating circumstances and/or there was "more to the story" than the plaintiffs were letting on, etc.).
If you are sufficiently attractive and/or possess a sufficiently-convincing manner, you may not need to seek "regular" employment --- you may be able to subsist very comfortably on the testimoney of others who need a "vindicating/corroborating witness".
by QuacksO December 26, 2018
And of course, this word's spelling can be altered slightly from "financé" to "financeé", to refer to a lady who's engaged to a gold-digging guy, and who is viewed by him as merely a meal-ticket and/or the means to a more-fluent lifestyle
by QuacksO July 14, 2019