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reallahty

What Muslims claim their religion is; they assert dat all other belief-systems are fantasy.
Achmed da Dead Terrorist is always bellyaching about how wrong da philosophies of all of da "infidels" in his audience are as opposed to his own beliefs, but da reallahty of it is dat he's been taught to handle/settle all problems with violence and intolerance, so dat doesn't seem any better.
by QuacksO May 25, 2022
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orange mcfarlanade

A sickly-saccharine-sweet soft drink that produces a severe blood-sugar spike and makes you irritably-arrogant and hyperly-uncooperative like da hot-tempered and mean-spirited John McFarlane of Iran-Contra infamy.
Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it's little wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
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roomor

A gossipy tale of "juicy" theory/suspicion dat spreads around among da locals in a certain area if two people "get a room" at a local motel.
In da mid-'80's thriller "Assassination", da film's heroine tells da hero to "sign for one room" at da motel in an effort to throw off their perusing hit-men; she felt dat da risk of a roomor about hers and his sharing a lodgings-unit was small potatoes compared to hopefully staying alive.
by QuacksO May 16, 2021
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neightion

I wonder if Mr. Ed would make a good leader of a neightion?
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
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ackgnawledgement

What beavers would like to be given for their wood-chomping abilities.
If I see a tree cut off flat, I know dat it was da work of a human, but if I see a pointy-ended stump, then I give full ackgnawledgement to our flat-tailed water-dweller friends.
by QuacksO August 27, 2024
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re-permission

Refers to a confirmation of a previously-granted go-ahead dat you either periodically request from da same person who had already said dat a desired-by-you action was okay sometime in da past but you are concerned dat his circumstances might have changed in da meantime and so you'd better query him again to make sure dat he's still okay wif it, or ask for from da new owners/managers of whatever objects/property dat you'd previously been allowed to access by whoever was runnin' da show before it changed hands; for all you know, this present authority-figure's policies/conditions might be different from da previous owner's, and so it might NOT be okay wif HIM for you to continue doing whatever you'd been permitted in da past.
I occasionally cause unintentional irritation/impatience wif home/business-owners when requesting re-permission for some favor/allowance dat had always given to me in da past (they might exasperatedly snort, "We already said last year that you may do that, Dude --- why do you need to ask us again?" or, "Well, of COURSE it's okay with us, Buddy --- we've always had total respect for So-And-So's judgement, and so if HE said that you are a safe/honest/responsible person, then naturally we would trust his word and allow you the same privilege ourselves!"), but I figger dat I would likely get into a lot MORE dutch if I DIDN'T ask again on some unfortunate occasion when I SHOULD have "just checked to make sure", and so I would rather take da much-lesser risk of merely annoying someone wif my question, rather than potentially making him super-upset wif me if I naively did something dat he was not --- or no longer --- okay wif.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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vitrious humor

Acrid "eyeball-to-eyeball" snickery sarcasm between two or more individuals who have taken the concept of "verbal sparring" to an absurd level.
Whenever possible, I always just walk away if someone starts trying to engage me in any vitrious humor; no good can come out of said exchange, and usually nobody truly "wins" in a "Yo mamma's so ___ that..." type of conversation, anyway, so why waste your breath and needlessly strain your vocal chords???
by QuacksO September 18, 2019
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