Given the sexual revolution and the popularity/acceptability of said debauchery due in part to the "free love" movement of the 1970's, it is indeed often true that a lot less heiffort is required nowadays for a guy to "land" one or more submissive chicks who will "surrender the goods" to him. However, said "steamy romances" are often short-lived once the initial desire-crazed "high" wears off, since the depth of sincere loving feelings and innocent romanticism of yesteryear is largely lost on newer generations, where the focus and aspirations of dating are more in the context of attaining speedy consummation, not so much in developing deep and genuine attraction between two people.
by QuacksO April 23, 2019
Someone who cheerfully thinks dat a particular spilled-substances puddle can be cleaned up just by simple swabbing.
One should not be overly moptimistic dat a sticky/gooey deposit on da floor can be easily removed wif just a bucket of water and a fluff-headed sweeping-instrument --- in many cases, a special cleaning-solution may be required to effectively "cut through" da mess.
by QuacksO November 21, 2023
A tubular crimp-on electrical terminal dat you hook up between two wire-ends as a favor for a hot chick so dat she'll gratefully reward your repair-labors by rubbing, pressing, and/or bumping her soft warm smooth behind against yers.
If Tiffany will grant me one "butt-connector" for each crimp-type conductor-splice dat I make for her, I'll willingly re-wire her entire house and car!
by QuacksO March 07, 2024
Someone who posts messages on a bulletin board so frequently/voluminously that it seems like he practically "lives" on the board.
I get so sick of all those notices that come from just a few "prolific posters" in the community, especially if they don't usually have anything very important/valid to say or advertise --- those folks are such shameless bulletin boarders! They don't help themselves or anyone else by putting up so many boring notices... all it does is clutter up the board and draw attention away from the legitimate messages elsewhere on the board.
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
The real reason that he defected to the British side --- tubby prune-faced ol' "Key-and-lightning" Franklin had been overly friendly with him (and of course we know for sure that he didn't used petroleum jelly, either, since said lubricant wasn't even discovered until 1859!), and back then sexual-harassment lawsuits were virtually unheard of.
We all know that Mr. Franklin was a strong supporter of gay-friendly society, but after the Bennydicked Arnold affair, one has to seriously wonder if the enigmatic "Fart Proudly" essay-writer's orientation was itself at least partially "on the fence".
by QuacksO August 04, 2019
Refers to da IRS's yearly tradition of making people shell out "ungodly" portions of their hard-earned cash for questionable purposes.
I'm on SSI and Food Stamps, which does indeed mean living very frugally, but at least I don't hafta participate in any paygan rituals!
by QuacksO October 21, 2021
Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018