Da "accurate 'n' actual" prediction regarding da supposed romance dat's been promised to blossom between you and a hot chick from West Africa if you'll just Western Union her some cash or send her a steam card.
Oh, but she says dat she's only overseas temporarily, but will be moving back to da states very soon to be with you forever --- not Ghana happen!
by QuacksO February 06, 2024
A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
A better name for what playing Powerball or Megabucks actually ends up being 99% of the time... if you ever win at all, it's generally just a LITTLE money, not a LOT. :P
If they'd call it a LITTLEry instead of a LOTtery, that would be more honest advertising for the vast majority of the players; it's said that your more likely to get struck by lightning that win the big jackpot.
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
Da "medical treatment" dat Jill received atop da hill from her weed-bleary male companion dat involved da insertion of his "probing device" into her "nerve center".
Due to Silly Jill's having "forgotten her pill", da gleeful "jackupuncture" dat said "high" female received from her pot-gathering colleague turned out to be "childish behavior".
by QuacksO February 08, 2023
Da famous adventurer and crime-fighter who used his exceptionally-gaseous butt-trumpet as his signature weapon.
If Windiana Jones goofed up and whizzpopped towards da wrong person, would he then come and humbly admit dat he was "da schmuck who farted in yer face earlier"?
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
Frequent trail-riding through dusty or twiggy areas obliges you to perform manetenance more often on yer trusty saddle-steed.
by QuacksO July 27, 2023