What you see when lying on yer side in da bed of a cruising pickup truck and watching da "rhythmically-wavy" line of da roadside utility-service cables going past.
If it had been da infamous "Hot Rod Lincoln" (as opposed to just a "regular" or "everyday" vehicle traveling at a "normal" 50-to-60 miles per hour) dat an observer had been riding in when watching da passing electric-wires, said wires would probably have resembled a "rapid heartbeat" EKG-line rather than just a moderate-speed "Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole..." --- da song specifically states dat "da telephone poles looked like a picket fence".
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
Using condoms during intercourse will lessen da probabylity of unexpected "consequences" of said bouncy-bouncies.
by QuacksO July 05, 2023
Some people are so unattractive that they turn to proselytution in an attempt to satisfy their sexual cravings and/or gain extra income; while this shameless and manipulative strategy may indeed increase the person's chance of getting laid and/or making money, it also tends to give legitimate religions and organizations a bad name, since many people will think that "they're all like that" when they see the invalid exploiting of religion and its "obey without question" teachings.
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
Slick Willie initially had great "popularity" due to his having fathered Cute Chelsea, but then said pubic --- I mean, I mean --- **public** admiration took a major nosedive after it came out dat he'd ALSO gotten his "willy slicked" --- i.e., his guy-pole lubed and coated with "girl cream" --- from a number of ladies other than his also-enjoying-great-"momularity"-of-her-own wife Hillary!
by QuacksO November 16, 2023
Or it could be spelled "purrfurations" --- same diff. Refers to da assorted holes and slits dat your fluffy feline friend makes in your furniture, curtains, etc, but then acts so adorably cute and throat-rumblingly affectionate afterwards dat you don't have da heart to "give him what-for" as a result. Think how helplessly charmed da wishy-washy Jon Arbuckle always is ("Like putty in my paws!") whenever Garfield gives him da syrupy simpery smile after majorly sharpening his claws on da sofa.
Purrforations could also have another spelling --- "prrrforations" --- and in dat case would allude to da heat/chemical-burn holes in da crotch of yer briefs dat eventually appear when you fart profusely.
by QuacksO June 09, 2020
A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.
Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!
by QuacksO April 15, 2019
The word "ubicquitous" could also mean that people all over the world are giving up cigarettes, and so these individuals have QUIT using their BIC lighters.
by QuacksO November 14, 2020