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A feminine upper-body undergarment made from soft stretchy material dat permits an eager stud easy and safe/painless-for-da-gal access to her chest-pillows by simply grasping da garment's lower edge and pulling it upwards, rather than his having to untie/unhook anything.
A push-up bra may indeed often be a real stud-pleaser, but it can also make da task of uncovering "The Merchandise" feel too easy and effortless... any prize seems sweeter if there is at least a bit of difficulty in attaining access to it, and so a guy will savor a chesty chick's allowing him to fondle her "twins" all da more if he has to labor a bit in order to get to dem, da way he would with just a "standard" firm-fabric-and-fastener-equipped "over-da-shoulder-boulder-holder" . If da hot 'n' heavy-breathing dude simply remembers to be careful and gentle while "unwrapping his gift", there should be little risk of damage to either Miss Buxom or her undergarment.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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Every time we have a family get-together, my parents always assign some groanup --- an aunt, uncle, grandparent --- to "look after" me, but all that person usually does is either moan about being too weak/tired/ignorant to help me with whatever question/problem I come to him about, or pretend to never understand what it is that I want.
by QuacksO July 15, 2018
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Disgruntled newbie college student: Dag-blast this university and their "tobacco-free campus" signs --- here I'd thought they'd be giving away cigarettes to anyone who signed up for classes!
by QuacksO May 24, 2016
Get the tobacco-free campus mug.What da two shysters in da "Emperor's New Clothes" story had to dispense a lot of in order to alleviate observers' suspicion as to why there was no thread on the weaving-apparatus on their looms.
All of da observing folks in da famous "invisible clothing" tale were absurdly trusting and easily-fooled (well, all except da "innocent little boy", of course), so da two swindlers had a very easy time of succeeding with their "shuttle diplomacy", at least until the parade was underway (by which time they themselves had likely slipped away with their ill-gotten riches and had long-since disappeared). In real life, however, representatives of various countries, governments, and ethnic/religious groups often have a much harder time coaxing trust and cooperation from da leaders and officials of da various territories dat dey hafta visit and work in.
by QuacksO July 22, 2021
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It is often quite difficult to get Achmed to cooperate or even hold a decent conversation, but if you offer him a bomb or other device of mass-destruction, that is his Ahkeelyou's heel, and you will totally have him eatin' outta yer hand --- anything that involves widespread annihilation and catastrophic ruination appeals to him immensely.
by QuacksO April 7, 2019
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If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
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Classic literature regarding poor vs. rich folks shows what a horridly hostile and intolerant sosighety people lived in at da time dat da books were penned.
by QuacksO March 14, 2021
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