A highly-dangerous anti-coagulant drug designed to make you too "blue-blooded" to engage in battle of any kind. One of a handful of "super-extreme" medications that's administered only in rare and dire circumstances, where the patient's violent tendencies are too overpowering and deeply-rooted for "regular-strength" tranquilizers or counselling to have any significant effect.
Taking Warfarein is decidedly hazardous in two significant ways: not only may it cause horrendous internal bleeding and other catastrophic life-threatening bodily side-effects, but it also renders you so wimpy and unassertive that you will be virtually unable to defend --- or even verbally stand up for --- yourself in even legitimately-dangerous circumstances, and so you are totally vulnerable to the will and bullying of anyone around you.
by QuacksO March 10, 2018
What a lustful stud naively expects to do with the lovely native belle who smilingly puts a necklace of flowers around his neck when he steps ashore on one of the Hawaiian islands.
If Bill Clinton visited Hawaii, one would need to check the DNA of the native children to determine if he'd been able to get leid while he was there.
by QuacksO November 26, 2020
A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.
Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little princess/pumpkin" date's father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."
Demurely telling your new gal's dad, "That's fine --- I'm bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up da bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her parents may not want their precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.
by QuacksO April 16, 2020
As much extortion and chicanery as Pat Robbertson has committed, I am amazed dat da puffed-up bum is still allowed to be on da air!
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
Describes someone whose wide and/or wild mood-swings mean that you never know if he's gonna be nice or not.
by QuacksO January 30, 2020
Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.
As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!
by QuacksO January 20, 2021