QuacksO's definitions

tingenius

A whiz at sheet-metal fabrication.

David Butler and Rebecca Morgan are two famous examples of tingeniuses.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

conshroomer

Someone who frequently partakes of hallucinogenic fungi, and thus buys them from growers on a regular basis,

I wanna check Conshroomer Reports to see what types of toadstools produce da best psychedelic results.

by QuacksO June 4, 2019

mail coif

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.

Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

cigarhette

A coffin-nail partaken of by Clark Gable.

Cigarhettes may have supposedly made da leading man in "Gone With The Wind" look suave 'n' sophisticated, but they're still disgusting and harmful no matter who is puffin' 'em.

by QuacksO July 24, 2025

bonkers

The heady crazed state achieved by a group of giggling people while indulging in a frenzied round of bonking each other's noggins with empty 2-liter plastic soda-bottles. The loopy euphoric mood can be heightened even more by (1) using the jumbo-size 3-liter bottles instead of the 2-liter size, since the bigger firmer bottle produces a more solid *thunk* and bounces higher with each klonk, and/or (2) using two bottles at once --- one held in each hand --- to simultaneously pummel the heads of your two nearest neighbors in the crowd.

My buddies and I went totally bonkers at the beach party last evening; it had been a really hot day, so we had accumulated such a sizable pile of empty soda-water bottles that there were more than enough for all of us to each swing two bottles apiece.

by QuacksO June 29, 2016

sensorship

Refers to two different restrictive-oversight-related concepts:
(1) da act of being super-noticing of any sign of censoring, or
(2) da act of limiting what warning-signals are sent by a sensor.

Even if said info was unwelcome or inconvenient, I would ALWAYS wanna know if something's getting too hot in my engine, what my oil-pressure is, how much air is getting to da combustion chambers, etc... no "sensorship" for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO February 2, 2023

kremlin

A small and annoying elf-like entity that uses Communist-themed tactics to cause malfunctions in equipment, delays, dissension in the ranks, cost-overruns, or other troublesome debacles.

I should have known better than to purchase a second-hand Russian car --- it's got lots of kremlins under da hood that I'm constantly having to ferret out and repair!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018