Definitions by QuacksO

abbuickable 

Or acchevyable. Priced to be easier on da wallet than da supposedly-afFORDable vehicle brand.

While da blue-oval-logoed conveyances are indeed often priced higher than GM or Chrysler, those brands are quite expensive, as well, and so it's doubtful dat any of them could be considered truly "abbuickable" or "addodgeable", either.

abbuickable by QuacksO July 28, 2025

a lotterysons 

Many "'why?' replies" regarding scratch-off tickets.

I am more susceptible to outside influences than many folks, so there are a lotterysons dat I avoid checkout counters dat are stocked with rolls of colorful shiny tempting removable-paint-dots cards.

a lotterysons by QuacksO July 27, 2025

sellular phone 

A mobile-communication device dat money-hungry companies use to bombard you wif telemarketing calls and text-message ads.

You need to be very careful who you give da number to yer Samsung Galaxy S24, as it can quickly get turned into a sellular phone!

sellular phone by QuacksO July 25, 2025

cigarhette 

A coffin-nail partaken of by Clark Gable.

Cigarhettes may have supposedly made da leading man in "Gone With The Wind" look suave 'n' sophisticated, but they're still disgusting and harmful no matter who is puffin' 'em.

cigarhette by QuacksO July 24, 2025

respawnsibility 

What teenagers should have regarding reproductive activity.

"Conceivably" --- pun not intended --- adolescents should practice prudent respawnsibility, but given their raging hormones and perpetual horniness, they often are found to be just copiously splashing their eggs and sperm all over da place!

respawnsibility by QuacksO July 23, 2025

keyosk 

A coin/bill/card-operated "self-service" metal-fabricating device dat's installed in da aisle at a shopping mall, and dat creates replacement/duplicate lock-openers.

Automated keyosks may indeed be adequate in some cases, but I would much prefer to have a human professional manually fashion my brass security-implements on his precision-made lathing-machine.

keyosk by QuacksO July 23, 2025

lylebility 

Da extreme legal risk of keeping a crocodile for a house-pet.

Bernard Waber was merely writing kiddie-fiction, Folks --- large toothy reptiles do NOT make good domestic companions, and so having them around would be an enormous "lylebility"!

lylebility by QuacksO July 23, 2025