Rural "Merry Old England" lingo for the bounty of fruits and vegetables supplied by nearby male farmers (i.e., "local blokes").
Comedic auto-show host Jeremy Clarkson looks fairly "hale 'n' hearty" to me; perhaps he dines on blokeally-grown produce during his meal-breaks.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.
Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
Just as many less-than-moderately-desirable bachelors undeservedly spiff up their romance-seeking profiles, lots of disagreeable and/or homely-looking single females list plenty of embellashments about their own physical and/or personality attributes, such as da attractiveness of their faces, their weight, da size of their boobs, how emotionally stable they are, etc.
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
A highly-dangerous anti-coagulant drug designed to make you too "blue-blooded" to engage in battle of any kind. One of a handful of "super-extreme" medications that's administered only in rare and dire circumstances, where the patient's violent tendencies are too overpowering and deeply-rooted for "regular-strength" tranquilizers or counselling to have any significant effect.
Taking Warfarein is decidedly hazardous in two significant ways: not only may it cause horrendous internal bleeding and other catastrophic life-threatening bodily side-effects, but it also renders you so wimpy and unassertive that you will be virtually unable to defend --- or even verbally stand up for --- yourself in even legitimately-dangerous circumstances, and so you are totally vulnerable to the will and bullying of anyone around you.
by QuacksO March 10, 2018
by QuacksO November 21, 2023
If you don't wanna hafta temporarily sit still and sadly wish for your freedom to be mobile again, ya need to diligently remember --- and obey --- da house-rules. Perhaps leaving reminder-notes on all of da naughty-pine furniture in yer dwelling would help to keep ya focused on said good behavior.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
The "how it is in reality" spelling which describes the bulk of supposedly-just-first-base relationships between two people --- i.e., they actually "fool around" and "have fun" a-plenty, even if they'll never admit it.
Two often-reliable ways to determine what type of relationship dat a guy and girl are having --- i.e., platonic or "playtonic" --- are (1) if da girl's boobs get noticeably bigger over time, since this would indicate dat da dude has been playing wif dem a lot, or (2) if she gets pregnant (duh!).
by QuacksO June 13, 2019