QuacksO's definitions

specktator

Someone who watches small particles of matter, distant objects, etc.

Da term "specktator" can also refer to someone who purchases da cheapest seats in da arena --- i.e., da ones in da very back of da room --- and thus is only able to see da actors/players as tiny dots because they are so far away.

by QuacksO March 18, 2022

gap insurance

Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.

Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.

by QuacksO March 24, 2019

hi-fi(nance)

A tongue-in-cheek term dat ruefully refers to how costly a decent stereo system often can be.

Unless you happen to find a "gem" of a tower-system at a yard sale or thrift store, obtaining an above-average component-audio setup is usually a "hi-fi(nance)" undertaking!

by QuacksO January 1, 2022

mellowdy

A tune dat's not jarring on da nerves.

Young teenager: Visits to Gramma's house are always delightful, even if her tender eardrums can only stand having a light-classical selection or other quiet mellowdy playing on da stereo.

by QuacksO May 10, 2025

begginning of the month

Refers to the point in time (usually a day or two after "the third") when moochers start whimperingly canvassing the neighborhood looking for handouts after they've blown their entire SSI checks on cigarettes, scratch-off tickets, and other costly/harmful/wasteful non-essentials.

I usually head off to the lake for a few days during the begginning of the month so that I won't be around for the local riff-raff to come bawling and blubbering to about how miserable and destitute they are.

by QuacksO May 26, 2019

kemosobbe

A derogatory term for a colleague whom da speaker views as an immature cry-baby.

Tronald Dump was such a spoiled whiny brat dat many of his White House staff-members secretly referred to him as "kemosobbe".

by QuacksO March 30, 2022

asstronomical cost

An outrageously-enormous price dat involves access to someone's nether regions.

Da term "asstronomical cost" could refer to either a requested reimbursement dat is so "expensive" dat it actually includes intimacy with da recipient of whatever products and/or services dat he wishes to have supplied to him, or an absurdly-inflated "rate" dat someone charges for touchy-feely privileges of his booty.

by QuacksO January 18, 2025