.org-asm

Da sexual-release feeling dat someone who greatly prefers non-profit websites experiences when he brings up a page other than the ".com" type
Many organizations are indeed "in it for the money" even though they may not admit it, so visiting their websites is nothing to have a .org-asm about.
by QuacksO January 13, 2020
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taffydavit

A court document related to sticky stretchy candy.
I wonder if Willy Wonka had to file a taffydavit regarding da ingredients for his "scrumdiddlyumptious" candies and da methods employed in creating said confectionery delights?
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
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LEO the Lyin'

Da zodiac sign dat crooked forked-tongued piglicemen are born under.
Billy Flynn claimed dat da crowd wouldn't be able to "hear da truth above da roar"; maybe he was thinking about said loud/deep intonations coming from LEO the Lyin', since it's widely known dat "LEO" --- acronym for "law enforcement officer" --- members are known to "fib freely" in order to extract information and/or confessions from people.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
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cumuppance

Your "just deserts" for sexual irresponsibilty, such as contracting an STD, getting pregnant, etc.
One should either always use condoms or practice abstinence, so as to avoid unexpected cumuppances.
by QuacksO April 7, 2019
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alibuy

1. A sob-story that you give someone for why you made an unnecessary/unwise purchase with his money.
2. An innocence-corroboration statement that you bribe someone to give the cops on your behalf.
When a well-to-do person seems to have lots of "witnesses" to corroborate his testimony, I automatically feel suspicious of their statements, since I figger that many of them may just be alibuys.
by QuacksO February 28, 2019
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two-party check

The careful "consulting all people involved" verification that you'd jolly-well better perform before you accept any paper financial-instrument from anyone, especially if the document is "signed over" to you by the document's original payee!
Performing a two-party check is vital to maintain your financial integrity, not only because you might not get paid, but also because you could get hit with a returned-check fee and other legal hassles if the check is either drawn on an account with insufficient finds or is written without the account-owner's authorization.
by QuacksO December 16, 2017
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seanery

What you're promised on an ocean cruise, but generally it's only what you'd expect to see if you venture out on da "wavy water --- just endless expanses of brine and lots of herring gulls!
In Lewis Carrol's hilarious poem, "The Hunting of the Snark", da navigationally-clueless captain of da hunting-party used a "complete and absolute blank" map of "da sea", which was "without da least vestige of land". Just plain old "seanery" to be had out in da middle of da Atlantic, he probably figured, so why use a map dat shows anything different?
by QuacksO April 5, 2024
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