Aka "tentative/trepidatious tap". Refers to the hasty and teeth-gritting "getting it over with" hand-slap that you give a metal door-handle prior to grasping it, to swiftly ground yourself and thus lessen the nasty wallop of a static-electricity shock that you'd otherwise get if you merely reached out timidly for the door-handle and caused a huge white spark to jump from "A" to "B".
I always perform the wary whack while running my errands around town during the dry winter months; the only problem is that my hand gets kinda numb and bruised after a while from all of that harsh pinging against the cold hard metal door-knobs and handles on the front doors of the assorted places of business that I have to go around to.
by QuacksO February 09, 2019
What Little Red Riding Hood said when she went to visit someone like Sean Lawless or Joey from "Jenny 'n' Joey".
Rather than her being startled and confused at seeing da disguised Wolf occupying her gramma's bed, I imagine dat our favorite crimson-headwear-clad fairytale-character would have been totally delighted when she said, "But Sir, what big balls you have!", since it would have meant dat she would have good times not only fondling said jumbo heavy testicles, but also feeling the extra-large load of warm thick sperm that said oversize genitals could probably produce shooting either into her mouth or up inside of her.
by QuacksO April 15, 2023
Fortune-telling-from-da-stars bu**s**t dat predicts whether you'll be allowed some tail in da near future.
Asstrology can work both ways, y'know --- you might be told seemingly-positive stuff (i.e., "You'll definitely get some a**") by a medium, but it could just as well actually mean dat you'll encounter one or more individuals who either derisively moon you or behave like a total "donkey-orifice" towards you.
by QuacksO May 07, 2025
Humorist Allen Sherman claims to have given "good advice" to many of the most famous inventors, explorers, scientists, and philosophers, allowing them to come up with their amazingly-wonderful ideas and discoveries; I guess he must have been just a "natural born" geneius.
by QuacksO June 03, 2019
A "toxic" employee in a store, office, or factory who creates a sickening environment for everyone around him.
Having a staphperson join your employment-team is indeed a horrid burden for everyone else, but it also provides an excellent excuse to call back that headhunter who contacted you the other day.
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
How da Walrus and Carpenter acted towards da naively-trusting oysters when --- after supposedly inviting dem to merely come along for a sparkling-conversation-filled beach-stroll --- da gluttonous duo ended up heartlessly chowing down on said hapless salt-water bivalves.
Lewis Carroll's famous "seaside shenanigans" poem is a good morals-lesson-teaching essay for young children, since it shows them how wrong it is to be shelfish.
by QuacksO April 25, 2020
If da indolent sleazeball Caldwell Merchfield was to relocate to da general vicinity of da Eiffel Tower, he would probably become a major social parisite.
by QuacksO August 12, 2024