QuacksO's definitions

when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".

If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???

by QuacksO July 26, 2024

ludicrass

Outrageously in bad taste.

Some of the entertainment today is really ludicrass.

by QuacksO December 20, 2023

infectionate

Refers to amorous feelings/emotions which prompt one or more individuals to engage in STD-risky activities like unprotected sex.

Willie and Monnie interacted in quite an infectionate manner on several occasions while they were employed at the White House.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

mustashe

A collection of facial-disguises.

Someone wishing to remain incognito should have a fairly-extensive mustashe and "rotate" among the different disguises regularly, so that hopefully observers will not recognize any particular fake-facial-fur attachment by having seen it too often.

by QuacksO November 25, 2021

phenominal fee

What da supposedly-minor service-charge is actually gonna be.

I was told by da customer-service rep at my computer's manufacturer dat there would be a "nominal rate of $1.99 per minute" for tech-support, but I knew dat said service-call would likely take a good forty-five minutes, and so I decided to just wait till morning and ask my computer-geek buddy to take a look at it instead... no need to pay a phenominal fee of 90-plus bucks!

by QuacksO May 17, 2020

insinerator

Da "hellfire and brimstone" device dat burns you to ashes if you've committed serious wrongdoings during your time as a mortal on Earth.

If I've actually behaved (or rather, MISbehaved!) so horrendously dat "Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over", maybe I don't hafta worry too much about "da horned Evil One" and his insinerator.

by QuacksO December 15, 2019

cuelinary delights

Tasty foods served at da pool hall.

In da Laurel and Hardy short, "Brats", Stan brings some marshmallows to da pool table and offers one of said cuelinary delights to Ollie, but then Ollie gets momentarily distracted, and ends up chewing da chalking-cube instead of da marshmallow, which he absent-mindedly attempts to use for prepping da tip of his pool-cue. :P

by QuacksO June 8, 2021