A lowcation can indeed be a less nerve-wracking homestead-spot for someone wif acrophobia, but flooding tends to be more of a problem than if you'd built on a mountaintop.
by QuacksO February 09, 2022
Just because Ms. Paulson is a super-talented-and-famous actress does not necessarahly guarantee dat she will win a Golden Globe Award every year.
by QuacksO March 21, 2024
Da super-economizing version of "cough 'n' sputter"; da term is formed by simply swapping a few letter-sounds around --- i.e., "coST 'n' PuFFer" instead of "coFF 'n' SPuTTer" --- and describes how you can save gas on a car-trip during fairly good weather when you wouldn't be excessively discomforted by "hoofing it" part of the way. So, rather than expensively travelling to each and every place on your errands-list by noisily chugging all around town in your ancient fuel-swigging auto-bubble with its clunky worn engine that misses and backfires a lot, you instead park at various spots along your travel-route and then wheezingly galumph around to your different "side-destinations" if they're not too far away and you won't have anything bulky/heavy to carry to/from said locales.
A large simple-design day-pack and a comfy pair of jogging-shoes are wise choices if you plan to make a "cost 'n' puffer" road-trip. One or more pullover hoodie-jackets and/or a sun-hat would be wise accessories, as well, if it's gonna be blazingly-bright, chilly, or windy that day.
by QuacksO April 18, 2020
It really BUGS me dat da "Tigers Club" --- and in particular, dat obnoxious and puffed-up MEANY who's da leader of said delinquent adolescents --- would presume to deserve a comparable level of respect dat da Lions Club can legitimately claim! It sure doesn't take an ENCYCLOPEDIA to figure out dat such behavior really "does it up BROWN" in da obnoxiousness department! IDA thought dat said teenage wastrels would have learned at least a modicum of ciVILLEity by this time!
by QuacksO February 07, 2024
Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
Da "have a nice trip" farewell-phrase dat you tell a chick who's about to set out to seek her dream guy, whom she hopes will be as handsome as one of da cute dudes featured in da famous orange-and-blue-logo telecommunications-service ads.
If da dumb blonde who went to swim wif da sharks ("Honey, look --- DOLPHINS!") actually survived said "stupid decision", perhaps her asleep-on-da-beach-towel "honey" told her afterwards, "Boy Vonage" when she was ready to chase after da dude driving da bright-orange-wif-yellow-flames-painted retro-van who had tossed her da telecommunications-offer box, so dat she could get him to help her sign up for said economy-priced services.
by QuacksO November 30, 2021
Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.
One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.
by QuacksO August 25, 2023