It's not a particularly wise action to carry sex-toys about with you when running errands, anyway, but if you feel dat you must do so, at least make sure they're well-concealed inside your clothing or a handbag, so as to hopefully avoid accidentally committing any embarrassing peccadildos!
by QuacksO January 05, 2020
Refers to an out-in-da-boonies location where animals and/or people like to make loud long-drawn-out vocalizations, either to scare people away or just to make themselves look brave and tough.
The tiny roaral town of Skidmore, Missouri is the home of the infamous shooting of the equally-infamous town bully Ken Rex McElroy. Ken loved to threaten people with his shotgun and always acted loud and tough, but we all know that he would have been a sniveling coward without his firearms.
by QuacksO September 20, 2020
A super-pleasant activity --- usually performed as a playful farewell gesture --- whereby you smilingly extend one hand at a time to the other person, then firmly bob both his hands up and down once.
The 1-2-3 handshake is most often administered by a mushy-hearted guy to a pretty girl whom he's met for the first time; it's a way of showing that he really enjoyed the "sit together awhile and chat" session that she shared with him, and hopes that they can continue their friendship for the foreseeable future.
by QuacksO March 02, 2023
Just because someone has all of da "Thomas the Tank Engine" episodes on VHS/DVD and/or owns a large model-railroad layout doesn't mean dat he's actually "plumb locomotive".
by QuacksO October 30, 2023
A less-than-peaceable status caused by someone's quoting one or more seemingly-favorable-to-himself passages from Da Good Book dat are not actually written in there.
In da Red Green Show, Mike Hamar mentions about how one of his dads advised him to "do unto others before they do unto you" --- "He said that's in the Bible." Red Green sarcastically opines dat said statement is merely an example of an "addverse situation", in dat it would certainly not be in da "King James version, but maybe the JESSE James version!"
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
Da horrible effects of da infamous most-corpulent U.S. President's tragic blunders which da previous Prez Teddy Roosevelt attempted to straighten out by vigorously running for top dog again.
Da Great Willie Howie made a lot of costly screw-ups while he was alive, but da piano-case-sized coffin dat he was buried in hadda be expensively custom-made, of course, and so dat only to da Taftermath!
by QuacksO October 21, 2022
What someone who hates canned food would feel like he was in if he was forced to subsist on Ball-bottled fare for any length of time.
Living "way out in da sticks" can indeed have its advantages, but if you have heavy snowfalls or flooding dat would prevent you from getting to da grocery store for a number of days on end, it could feel like "jarmageddon" if you hafta live on pickled beans and cucumbers for a week or more!
by QuacksO January 21, 2024