etheoryal

A proffered idea dat's intellectually appealing but too insubstantial in basic logic or common sense to pass muster in da real world.
Mr. Spock would usually be able to determine if someone's brain-creation was valid and practical, or if it was merely etheoryal.
by QuacksO July 15, 2024
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arrainment

An outdoor court-hearing where the procesution makes the defendant stand in a downpour to see if the discomfort of getting soaking wet will persuade him to confess.
I hear about arrainments occurring all the time; I don't understand why this practice hasn't yet been outlawed as "cruel and unusual punishment".
by QuacksO March 6, 2019
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Al Seimers

Another of da assorted dudes (i.e., Will Power, John, Arthur Itis, Charlie Horse, Ben Gay, etc.) who frequently visit older folks.
Various "everyday" guys start hanging out with many aging folks as they get into their sixties, but when Al Seimers and Park Ensigns eventually begin dropping by, as well, it's time to resignedly admit dat you've officially "joined geezerdom".
by QuacksO May 31, 2020
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paraffinalia

Da assorted equipment used for making or burning candles.
Plain white candle-wax is used for canning, too, so "paraffinalia" could also refer to tools used in sealing the jars.
by QuacksO February 11, 2020
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encryptid

A not-commonly-known-about entity dat can only be seen by folks who "know da code".
Elliott tells his little sister Gertie dat, "Grown-ups can't see E.T. --- only little kids can see him." Gertie thinks dat said "Our space-man friend is an encryptid" assertion is just a bunch of hogwash, however.
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
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emerge-ency

What a horny dude has at 2 a.m. when his tallywacker majorly "comes out of hiding" and he feels an overwhelming and super-urgent need to insert it into the love-tunnel of his bed-partner, even if she is fast asleep or otherwise not in the mood for hot 'n' wild copulation.
Exasperated girl: I don't get it --- it seems like all da guys I know often can't "get it up" prior to "lights out" in the evening, yet they then suddenly have a dire "emerge-ency" some time later, and wake me up at two in the morning, wanting to lulu!
by QuacksO January 3, 2019
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mannerly addendum

An "afterthought" phrase that someone throws in at the end of a sentence to modify it into a more-polite statement.
A classic mannerly addendum is when someone hastily asks you to perform a certain task as he is rushing out the door, then pleasantly adds, "Please and thank you" after he's voiced his request.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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