My insides tend to "react" very strongly to new foods or unusual combinations of ingredients, and so I try to only partake of these "potentially-problematic" comestibles when I'm just by myself at home instead of in a public setting or "out in the sticks", so that I can quickly/unobtrusively run to the bathroom --- and have easy access to appropriate "clean-up" facilities/resources --- in case of any bouts of direhea.
by QuacksO February 19, 2019
The act of not requiring someone to bid one or more other humans farewell if doing so would be too emotionally distressing. Or the uncomfortable person himself decides to just "sneak out early" before others are awake to observe his departure, so that he doesn't have to endure the whole "long tearful parting" crap that would otherwise be "socially mandatory" if the other folks knew he was leaving.
A prime example of "waiving goodbye" is related in the classic "origin of the yodel" joke: the traveler heads out "at first cock's crow" from the farmer's barn where he'd been sleeping overnight, so that there wouldn't be any embarrassing --- and possibly dangerous! --- explaining to do if the farmer's wife and/or daughter decided to do any joyful "crowing" of their own about the wonderful things that the traveler had performed with his own "cock" on them the previous evening when they had separately gone out to the barn to bring him food and wine for his supper.
by QuacksO August 04, 2019
A ten-year service-period of an area of flooring, such as on a ship or outside da door of a residence.
What type of wood dat you choose for yer porch or da flat walking-surface on yer yacht can often determine how many deckades it will last.
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
It's safe to eat huge helpings of baked beans in Windiana during non-still-air days, since said frequent/strong "Windyana weather" will blow away your own "wind" before anyone smells it.
by QuacksO December 07, 2023
If someone asks you any "juana" questions --- i.e., if "Tijuana" try some "marijuana" --- you may need to actually lie to him when you reply dat you "maridon'twanna", since in reality your naive innocent curious mind may indeed actually "mariwanna" try it "just to see what it's like". No need to feel conscience-pricked for your less-than-honest answer, though... needlessly consuming drugs of any kind is never wise, and it's almost always better to merely tell a lie --- especially to a himself-less-than-honorable person like a narcotics-dealer who therefore doesn't even deserve to always be told da truth, anyway --- than to potentially ruin your entire life (both health-wise and legally) by "making a mistake" with addictive substances.
by QuacksO August 08, 2023
Da coating of ejected fluids and/or solids dat are deposited after an eruption of some kind; can also refer to a chunk or particle of said effluent-film dat you break off and save to remember said explosive release by.
After Mount Saint Helens blew its top in 1980, da entire surrounding area was covered with a thick layer of spewveneer. Da destruction and death-toll from said eruption was so severe and grim, though, dat I dunno if anyone would really wanna take a piece of said tephra home to remember it by, though!
by QuacksO February 17, 2020
Hebrew word-contractions can save time when asking follow-up questions, such as, "Jew have a chance to think over my business-proposal yet?" Juts be careful who you say it in front of, though, so as not to offend anyone with affiliation or beliefs in Judaism.
by QuacksO April 10, 2019