deafinition 

Refers to the assorted stipulations that determines if someone is completely hearing-impaired.

Different people have different deafinitions of hearing-loss... some unfortunates actually cannot hear anything at all, while others have a unique "selective" ear-disorder that only prevents them from hearing anything that's less-than-desirable (i.e., "The lawn needs mowing" or "It's you turn to do the dishes tonight"), but they can hear "welcome" remarks (i.e., "Dinner's ready" or "Let's have sex") perfectly fine.

deafinition by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Typical Urbandictionary Definition

When someone, most likely a prepubescent 13 year old, writes a sex definition for something which has nothing to do with the word you looked up.

Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -

"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"

A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.

see roflcopter I think its about the 6th definition down. That is a prime example of a typical urbandictionary definition.

Typical Urbandictionary Definition by Cowboy_z71 February 26, 2010

Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period 

The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.

The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.

Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.

Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

Your definition will be reviewed soon. 

when you submit a definition , a message will show saying "Your definition will be reviewed soon." - and by soon they mean about at least 2 weeks

Your definition will be reviewed soon. -"this definition was probably created 3 weeks before it was posted and reviewed here "

Your definition will be reviewed soon. by NotaFortniteSpedkid February 17, 2021

there are no definitions for this word. be the first to define it!

something urban dictionary says when no one has defined it

there are no definitions for this word. be the first to define it!

there are no definitions for this word. be the first to define it! by ;-; h e l p October 15, 2020

Definitions You Wrote.

This is not one of them.

This is not one of the definitions you wrote.

Definitions You Wrote. by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 31, 2022

actual definition 

A rare artifact that you probably won't find under the Urban Dictionary. If you want to find this rarity, please look anywhere else but here.

You probably won't find any actual definitions on many words on this website, especially on the word "pineapple".

actual definition by helloImJustAnotherRandomPerson July 28, 2016