Definitions by QuacksO

sybiling 

A brother or sister of Basil Fawlty's wife.

The raw-nerved Basil Fawlty is already scared/stressed-out enough by his "little piranha fish" spouse when she's just there herself, so he'd likely go totally whacko if one or more of her sybilings came to visit, as well.

sybiling by QuacksO May 29, 2019

auktion

The real reason that those huge dark-gray flightless birds with the oversized weird-looking beaks aren't found in the wild anymore... we didn't kill them; they all just got sold off to the highest bidder, and now a few people are hoarding them on remote farms.

An auktion can also refer to a wares-selling shindig in the Norwegian village of Aukland.

auktion by QuacksO May 29, 2019

Frododendron 

The Hobbits' favorite flower, named in honor of the young warrior who played a pivotal role in freeing Middle Earth from the tyranny of Sauron and his henchmen.

It's easy to know if you've reached The Shire, since almost every house will have colorful Frododendrons planted out in the front yard.

Frododendron by QuacksO May 29, 2019

Bilboberry 

The Hobbits' favorite medicinal berry.

Medicine made from the Bilboberry will exist and treat you effectively as long as you're inside the bright 'n' balmy lands of The Shire, but just like Dorothy's silver shoes and magic belt that will vanish once you leave the Land of Oz, said wondrous elixirs will disappear from your pockets or saddlebags if you head out into the Big Wide World of Middle Earth.

Bilboberry by QuacksO May 29, 2019

attyranny 

An overbearing and verbally-demanding lawyer.

Some law firms claim to be really tough on the opposition ("Tell them YOU MEAN BUSINESS!") and thus can better guarantee your succeeding in legal matters that are handled though them, but we all know that hard-nosed persuasiveness only goes so far to win cases, especially if the other side has hired an attyranny.

attyranny by QuacksO May 29, 2019

saddlebang 

The act of "riding" a chick.

"Saddlebanging" can also refer to what happens when an extra-well-endowed chick is "doing it" doggy-style, and so her humongous dangling fun-bubbles are swinging wildly around and slapping against her torso --- and each other --- as the guy is rhythmically thrusting into her from behind.

saddlebang by QuacksO May 28, 2019

Beauty and the Breast 

A PG-rated "supplementary" essay to the classic fairly tale, this missive advises pre-teen and early-teen girls about why some of the boys in her neighborhood or school are suddenly expressing interest in her, even though previously they may have either mostly ignored her or treated her like she was ugly, fat, geeky/awkward, bothersome, etc.

If the "Beauty and the Breast" pamphlet had been around in Laura Ingalls' time, the prematurely-buxom Sylvia might have not been so upset and scared when neighborhood boys started pestering and harassing her.

Beauty and the Breast by QuacksO May 27, 2019