In "Fiddler On The Roof", the citizens of Anatevka express their wish to keep the tsar "far away from us" because they know that his imperious and dictatorial mindset would make him unlikely to unbiasedly adjewdicate any problems or disputes that his government had with them; he would just run roughshod over them and make them bend to HIS will, not rule for the collective good.
by QuacksO February 01, 2020
What a lady would think when seeing a huge juicy schlong dat she'd like to suck on --- "da thing speaks for itself" as far as seemingly inviting her to wrap her craving mouth around it.
Kisses-and/or-blowjobs-craving dudes could conceivably have da term "res lipsa loquitur" run through their own minds, also, if they spot a lady with shapely luscious speaking-appendages below her nose.
by QuacksO June 02, 2021
Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.
by QuacksO November 03, 2018
On da "Red Green Show", da dim-minded and arrogantly-masculine Possum Lodge members recite da "Man's Prayer" at da beginning of every lodge meeting in a supposed attempt to apologuyze for their overbearing ways, their impatient disregard for proper/responsible behavior, and their thoughtless indifference towards women and less-hard-nosed males like Harold.
by QuacksO February 19, 2021
A whiny grumbly person --- most often a teenager --- who sulkily performs janitorial labors amidst copious use of swear-words to illustrate his acute discontent with having to carry out said activities.
School superintendent: I always make sure that all of the younger students have gone home in the afternoon before I assign cleanup-duties to any high-schoolers who have come under detention that day --- there are far too many cusstodions in these ranks for our tender-eared youths to be present during this period.
by QuacksO September 06, 2019
It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
What da infamous "wolf in sheep's clothing" miser from mid-19th-century London had to say about Christmas.
Ebeneezer Scrooge sure was awfully "ram-headed" to say "Baa, humbug!" to any member of the London "flock" who wished him a Merry Christmas... I wonder if he'd have said the same thing nowadays, when many of us speak of the end-of-year period by using the "politically correct" title of "winter holidays"? He considered himself pretty shrewd, though, so maybe he would have thought that everyone was just trying to "pull the wool over his eyes" by still referring to basically the same holiday, even though they were indeed using a different title?
by QuacksO April 14, 2019