Perhaps da overall ekhanomy on a certain outer-space colony might have been more tolerable and peaceable if its leader hadn't been such a "wrathful" individual.
by QuacksO December 24, 2022
Get the ekhanomymug. A gala "welcoming a new era" shindig where da attendees swig copious amounts of calorie-rich sugary dairy-based cordial.
Da local supermarket had a post-Christmas sale on half-gallon jugs of yummy eggnog, so I stacked up my cart; other shoppers jokingly asked me if I was hosting an inoguration.
by QuacksO September 16, 2022
Get the inogurationmug. "If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Staff-Availabilitymug. A "here we go again" bu**s**t-occurrence dat usually happens during normal waking hours, but this time is taking place after da sun went down.
Da thickly-bearded Geico dude would easily be able to see da "nightjà vu" of a lighted "so easy, even a caveman could do it" advertising-sign; he'd feel similarly disgusted and humiliated as he would if it had merely been a sunlight-illuminated wall-poster.
by QuacksO May 8, 2025
Get the nightjà vumug. They say dat many British girls are not very "willing" when it comes to casual sex, but perhaps if you take them for a long walk on da rolling Yorkshire Dales, they might eventually achieve a moorgasm, and then getting them to let you into their pants might become a bit easier.
by QuacksO January 3, 2021
Get the moorgasmmug. Refers to either:
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.
Clueless dude, speaking plaintively to a social-advice counsellor: I always make a point of performing a pre-release safety-check before I let go of a door after holding it open for others; it just seems like a lot of times, the folks who are inside the house or store yell at me to "not let the heat out" or "not let the bugs in". Well, what da HECK am I SPOSTA do --- just blindly let da door slam shut again and risk bruising someone's face?!
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
Get the pre-release safety-checkmug. Da vertically-challenged Napoleon Blownapart had a major case of "little man syndrome", so I wonder if his major reason for wanting to do battle with others was his smoldering intallerance of da fact dat so many of his fellow humans literally "looked down to him".
by QuacksO February 13, 2021
Get the intallerancemug.