QuacksO's definitions

Daytwona 500

Da second-sunrise period of chaos and debauchery at da Floor-it-duh races.

It's morning of Daytwona 500 --- my head's still whirling and my ears are still ringing from all of da noisy goings-on of da PREVIOUS 24 hours when they started this yearly shindig, and then here we go again for another huge helping of da same roaring insanity! Gotta love it.

by QuacksO July 31, 2021

infectionate

Refers to amorous feelings/emotions which prompt one or more individuals to engage in STD-risky activities like unprotected sex.

Willie and Monnie interacted in quite an infectionate manner on several occasions while they were employed at the White House.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

mustashe

A collection of facial-disguises.

Someone wishing to remain incognito should have a fairly-extensive mustashe and "rotate" among the different disguises regularly, so that hopefully observers will not recognize any particular fake-facial-fur attachment by having seen it too often.

by QuacksO November 25, 2021

Rushia

Da country which comprised da major portion of da former USSR, where everyone is constantly in a "hurry 'n' flurry".

Classic "Rushia" joke from the '70's:
Jim: Tim, hurry up --- we're gonna be late!
Tim: I'm rushin', I'm rushin'!
Jim: That's strange --- I thought you were German.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".

If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???

by QuacksO July 26, 2024

absinthece makes the heart grow fonder

Refers to someone's seeming more likeable and/or attractive due to your having swigged a sizable quantity of anise-flavored liquor.

John: I can't believe that Joe actually took that fat scruffy bar-floozie home with him!
Jack: Well, Dude, after a few stiff drinks, practically ANY woman will look good --- "absinthece makes the heart grow fonder"!

by QuacksO January 13, 2023

ass-hisstance

Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.

I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019