Definitions by QuacksO

seed donations

1. "Deposits" of "man-milk" dat one or more virile dudes make to a hot chick whom they're on intimate terms with, either because she wants a baby, or just because she's horny all da time.
2. Da b**ls**t description dat greedy ministers and televangelists use to label requested money from their already-cash-strapped audience with da implications dat said donors will then "reap bountiful rewards from God", but which said Bible-blabbers then use merely for their own personal gain.

"Seed donations" can also sarcastically refer to either child-support payments dat a guy hasta pay a gal whom he knocked up, or "hush money" dat he hasta give her so dat she won't blab to others about his having had sex with her.

seed donations by QuacksO May 31, 2019

LESSons

What the school claims are necessary to learn so as not to become a MOREon.

I slaved my a** off through long LESSons of studying all those boring textbooks in school during my teen years, yet nowadays as an adult I occasionally still get called a MOREon.

LESSons by QuacksO May 31, 2019

feeture

A likeable/desirable aspect of someone's tootsies, such as being slender/shapely, having "juicy" toes, being double-jointed, etc.

I love holding and rubbing da feet of any cute chick, but my favorite feeture would be if she has plump rubbery toes dat flex back and forth smoothly/easily... I could play wif those lovely things for hours.

feeture by QuacksO May 31, 2019

fartionate

Describes the beneficial status of someone's passing gas, such as the timing, quantity/odoriferousness, decibel-volume, etc. of said whizzpopper, which gave you an unexpected break; perhaps it allowed you a "second chance", covered some other embarrassing/revealing noise, changed the subject, relieved an awkward silence, etc.

Unexpected anal-eruptions can also be decidedly "UNfartionate", as well, such as when you're in the middle of "delicately" undressing a hot chick in preparation for sex, giving someone a massage or soothing/comforting embrace, etc.

fartionate by QuacksO May 30, 2019

addvocate 

Someone who supports providing/creating more of something.

Congress does indeed need more addvocates when it comes to funding for legitimate programs and organizations, but they sure-as-shootin' need some "subtractvocates", as well, for the outrageous wages --- and the ability to shamelessly vote themselves a raise anytime they feel like it --- for the congresspeople themselves.

addvocate by QuacksO May 30, 2019

trillogy 

A three-part literary work about songbirds.

If bird-lovers J.J. Audubon, R.T. Peterson, and J.M.M. Fisher had been collaborating authors, they could have created quite a comprehensive trillogy.

trillogy by QuacksO May 30, 2019

wreckollection

A remembering of a past auto-accident.

People's wreckollections usually vary wildly, depending on whether they are applying for injury/disability-benefits or filling out an auto-insurance application. :P

wreckollection by QuacksO May 29, 2019