figeddaboudit

What you say to mean you don't wanna either serve or partake of small highly-tasty-but-laxative-bearing fruits.
Da buffet-table at my friend's birthday party had a bowl of temptingly-aromatic "Buddha's fruit" as an appetizer, but I knew dat I was already majorly plagued with "da trots", and so I hadda figeddaboudit, and instead just selected a few grapes and other small fruits.
by QuacksO January 3, 2024
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alumony

Financial-support payments you make to someone to recompense him for your not having made his pickles crisp enough.
Someone in Connecticut was censured in the late '40's for selling pickles that didn't bounce; he had to pay some hefty alumony for said infraction.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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blather, wince, repeat

Refers to da stressful/humiliating "sudsing" dat da residents of a particular area painfully go through over and over during each and every election year, whereby they hafta sufferingly listen to all of da different candidates' make yackety-yack a blue streak and spew lofty proclamations and promises, only to have most or all of said glistening concessions come crashing down and be forgotten after one of da candidates actually takes office. Or in da case of especially blatant campaign-promise-breaking and/or serious political misbehavior, dat last word could instead be "retreat", as in, running off and hiding somewhere in shame/guilt/fear, either by the elected official himself when he knows dat his citizenry is mad at him, or by da sector of citizens who had voted him in and had enthusiastically touted him during da campaign as being such a great guy who was gonna step in and save da day, only for him to just casually renege on all of dat wonderful clap-trap and "practice business as usual".
Da term "blather, wince, repeat" could also refer to da "financial shampooing" chicanery --- i.e., money-laundering of campaign contributions --- dat "comes out in da wash" during or after da election.
by QuacksO May 7, 2022
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niggligent

Irresponsible in a petty or merely-irritating manner.
Wearing a slightly-threadbare NEGLIGEE is merely a NIGGLIGENT action; try not to be overly NEGATIVE about it. :P
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
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redundeency

How Walkabout Mick's audience would have viewed his performances if he'd presented the same acts too close together.
Watching Crocodile Mick wresting reptiles may indeed be a novel experience, but seeing it too much at a time would be redundeency.
by QuacksO April 2, 2023
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Reese's Disease

A birth-defect-related health-complication caused by the mother's consuming excessive quantities of Resse's candy during pregnancy.
Reese's Disease can have many forms, but the most common symptom is a noticeably overweight baby.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
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sinnergogue

Where "fallen" folks of Hebrew descent go to confess and repent.
Jewish church-officials who listen to da confessions of newly-joined members of a sinnergogue often hafta tolerate being told, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned"; these confessors are former Catholics who are not yet accustomed to addressing a rabbi instead of a priest.
by QuacksO March 3, 2021
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