Robodex

The Ferris-wheel-type paper-holding device where cyborg-Officer Alex Murphy keeps his colleagues' business cards.
Officer Murphy is all for networking as much as anyone, but he regularly has to "weed" his Robodex of cards that he no longer wants in there, since many of his accumulated contacts turn out to be scum-bangs... lots of Dick Joneses out there who purport to be honorable caring dedicated members of the public or local government, but are actually just trying to line their own pockets, puff their cronies' political standing, alter election-votes, etc.
by QuacksO November 24, 2019
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barkaeology

Da study of our ancient canine friends.
Dogs were da first domesticated animals (humans started having them as pets over 300 centuries ago), so there's a rich history for barkaeology to discover.
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
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saltercation

A loud to-do over whether and/or how much powdered sodium-chloride is added to someone's food, and/or whether da person chooses menu-items dat contain this tasty-but-unhealthy-in-excess seasoning.
Anytime you have one or more health-food hippies at a dinner-table along with a number of just-ye-typical-diet-consuming folks, there's always a decided risk of saltercations.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
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sergery

Refers to da removal of fancy-pants clothing using da "slit and snip" method, rather than carefully/tediously undoing buttons, zippers, lacings, hooks, snaps, etc., da way you usually would when undressing someone.
Sergery is usually employed in two specific instances: either when a "dressed to da nines" Mr. BigRich requires an urgent medical operation and thus da hospital-workers do not have time to remove his costly panoply, or else someone who's overly full of himself has tried has fellow humans'' patience once too often, and so they wish to "take him down a notch or two" by destructively ridding him of his gaudy fabrics so dat they can re-dress him in more common-folks' attire. Think what Robin Hood and his Merry Men did to the sheriff of Nottingham when they captured him in Sherwood Forest.
by QuacksO December 23, 2020
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disastor

Refers to da total shambles dat da "America's wealthiest family" clan was embroiled in over da course of their "reign" during da past 200 years.
From da infamous John Jacob through several generations to come, said family's legacy was absolutely fraught with disastor!
by QuacksO August 08, 2025
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Don I(nfa)m(o)us

What da famous feminine-hairstyle-bashing talk-show host has become due to his racist/slanderous remarks and surly persona.
With all da horrible verbal crimes he committed, I am frankly astonished that Don I(nfa)m(o)us was allowed to remain on da air!
by QuacksO December 26, 2018
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ludichris

What da notion dat Columbus discovered America is.
Da famous --- or infamous, depending on how much you know/believe about him --- 1492 sailor never even laid eyes on da North American coastline, so to say dat we have him to thank for our eventually forming settlements here is totally ludichris!
by QuacksO December 20, 2023
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