Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.
Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.
by QuacksO September 20, 2020
An inadmissible statement in court whereby da witness claims to have heard someone else make religiously-scandalous statements.
I would rather get someone's unconventional theological opinions "right from the horse's mouth"; otherwise it's just heresy hearsay.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
Reminiscence about a departed human, but in either of two completely-opposite forms --- i.e., either you have memories of how much you loved said deceased person, or you LOVE da fact dat he is now merely a MEMORY.
Anytime I see an "in loving memory" obitchuary --- I mean, I mean --- oBIT-U-ARy about a totally-despicable person whom both I and lots of other folks absolutely hated da guts of, I can't help wondering how anyone ever kept a straight face when they posted said laudatory newspaper notice!
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
As much as televangelists ravingly roar and scream their fiery "hell 'n' damnation" monologues, I sometimes wonder what diabolical demonination they actually belong to.
by QuacksO April 11, 2020
A highly-reactive metallic element dat causes living creatures who come into contact with it to compulsively grab onto things.
If SEIZEium makes people latch onto objects around them, would da element SEESium give them better vision, and thus help them to do said clasping more quickly and easily???
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
An "as seen through the steam-fogged wall of a shower stall" shadow of one or more nudies engaged either in the process of cleansing, or --- in the case of more than one person showering together --- reproducing themselves.
Observing a person's silhouewet can indeed be nice, but often you have a major letdown when you actually see what da birthday-suited showerer looks like in real life.
by QuacksO April 28, 2019
Da Narraguagus River is actually quite broad along most of its main stretch, so I dunno why they don't call it da "Wideguagus".
by QuacksO January 24, 2023