QuacksO's definitions

poutage

Can refer to either of two sulkiness-related matters:
(1) The degree a sour-faced discontent that someone exhibits.
(2) The feeling of whiny discontent that a person experiences during an interruption in a certain utility, such as electricity, phone, cable television, or internet.

I taught my children to love reading books at a very early age, so that they would not feel so much poutage during a snowstorm.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

leiaison

A Hawaiian go-between who helps two or more individuals or groups to collaborate on common goals.

One could make a tidy income serving as a leiaison between lustful male mainland visitors and shapely "little brown gal" members of da local populace.

by QuacksO January 17, 2024

Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz

Oh, what a relief it is! (I.e., da bowels-clearing equivalent of Alka-Seltzer.)

"Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz" refers to what hopefully happens soon after you take a laxative --- i.e., you copiously expel lumps of poop in a long series of loud splashes in da toilet-bowl, while also urinating profusely (noisy farting optional); you also supposedly feel much more relaxed and comfortable afterwards, da same as da famous antacid promises.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

debaitable

Refers to da uncertainty and/or lack of agreement as to whether a certain type of edible substance is suitable and effective for using in a trap or on a hook.

It's debaitable whether cheese or peanut butter works better for catching mice.

by QuacksO December 22, 2022

contreversey

Multi-opinion public roasting wif regard to going da opposite of forward.

Two prime examples of "contreversey" might be citizens' wrath over a politician's disgraceful "backpedalling" on his professed viewpoints and/or promised actions, and similar up-in-arms wrangling regarding da volume and/or pitch of da backup-beepers on one or more vehicles in a particular area.

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

frame it and hang it on the wall

A sarcastic term for someone's making too big a deal out of something, either by verbosely crowing about it or by asking others to show excessive attention/respect to said trivial matter/object.

So you got an acceptance-letter from the local community-college --- like, wow! --- those enrollment-desperate academic honchos will take just about anyone, so it's really no significant praise or great honor directed your way. Whatcha gonna do with the letter --- frame it and hang it on the wall?!??

by QuacksO December 29, 2019