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Definitions by QuacksO

exorbacist 

A self-proclaimed curse-lifter who charges outrageous fees for his/her "services".
Sherry Tina Uwanawich was a classic example of an exorbacist --- she recently got busted big-time for her deceitful fleecing of naive hapless believers in black magic.
exorbacist by QuacksO September 16, 2019

Pat Robbertson 

Da infamous televangelist who fleeced his listeners out of millions in the name of "The Great One".
As much extortion and chicanery as Pat Robbertson has committed, I am amazed dat da puffed-up bum is still allowed to be on da air!
Pat Robbertson by QuacksO September 16, 2019

extorcist 

A self-proclaimed curse-lifter who demands outrageous payments for his/her "services".
Y'know, it's not just gypsies and "little guy" con-men who are extorcists --- "big name" evamgelist-dudes like Pat Robbertson and Oral Robberts come to mind!
extorcist by QuacksO September 16, 2019

Chapter 7-Eleven 

Da sub-section of bankruptcy-law/proceedings dat deals with large chains of convenience-stores and/or gas-stations.
Some years ago, I remember noticing dat da familiar red/orange/green/white "giant numeral" signs on convenience-store/filling-station establishments in my area had all changed their names to "Christy's", and they stayed dat way for many months before eventually reverting back to da way they had looked before. Sounds like da result of a major "Chapter 7-Eleven" proceeding to me!
Chapter 7-Eleven by QuacksO September 16, 2019

duckumentary

A detailed educational film about our gorgeous "quacky" feathered friends with oily back-plumage.
I've never been much for silly "Donald 'n' Daisy" animated cartoons; I'd rather view a real-life duckumentary about these magnificent winged divers, swimmers, and fliers.
duckumentary by QuacksO September 16, 2019
High-ranking Russian law-enforcement personnel who oversee the accuracy of metric weights and measures.
I try to carefully employ the ol' "scales and spoons" when packaging my liquid/powdered products, so that I don't attract unwanted attention from the kgB.
kgB by QuacksO September 16, 2019

keep dad about it 

Or in Merry Old England, they might say, "keep pup about it"... same thing: it means to speak freely about something.
If your "mum" knows when not to talk about something, are we to conclude that guys are more likely to "keep dad about it" --- i.e., verbosely divulge secrets --- than ladies are???
keep dad about it by QuacksO September 16, 2019