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cowincedence

A "two things just happening to go down at once" event dat is disturbing, humiliating, etc, and thus causes you to scrunch up your eyelids in response.
Tiffany had finally begun to feel comfy with resting her face on my bare butt, and had actually started to "snuggle up" to me back there, but then in my resulting excitement, I inadvertently "blew a love-puff" right in her face --- what a cranky cowincedence!
by QuacksO May 26, 2021
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hyperdermic needle

A syringe full of powerful stimulants dat will make you look/act like a resident of Missizippy.
One advantage of a "shot in da arm" from a hyperdermic needle --- as opposed to guzzling a cup of strong coffee --- is dat said nerves-kicker won't just "go right through ya" like steaming joe will, and so you'll be able to fully avail yourself of said elevation-buzz without having to repeatedly dash to da WC for da next half-hour.
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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I majjin

A humorously-altered/shortened way of saying, "I would imagine so"; it's mostly used to jovially/light-heartedly tell someone else that his guess/assertion about a particular topic --- usually something comparatively minor/trivial --- sounds probable/logical/reasonable to you.
Cool dude #1, examining a discarded trash-bag with medium-length slits in the middle of the bottom and along both its lower sides: I would say that this bag was probably used as an emergency rain-poncho; wouldn't you majjin??
Cool dude #2: Yeah, I majjin --- the bag looks in good shape otherwise, and those slits appear neat and uniformly-positioned, so I don't suppose they got torn accidentally.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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pessemystic

More ready to discount/ignore/criticize a fortune-teller's work than to support or trust it.
I used to be devoutly "OPTImystic" in previous years. but then when I learned that so many of these mediums had been famously busted as frauds, I eventually became decidedly "pessemystic", especially after a few of my own friends lost sizeable fortunes through said quacks' phony activities. In fact, nowadays the whole subject actually makes me "pissemystic" sometimes, in that I partially lose bladder control on some occasions when I hear about yet another cards-and-incense charlatan embroiled in yet another scandal.
by QuacksO August 28, 2022
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atmosfear

What a haunted house creates for those who dare to set foot inside.
It's been said dat da Amityville Horror House possesses such an atmosfear dat da owners can't even GIVE it away.
by QuacksO April 19, 2024
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maelstrum

A free-for-all jam-session of hand-plucked string-instruments.
Woodstock was a major maelstrum of multiple musicians playing at once.
by QuacksO May 4, 2022
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prawntrepreneur

A newbie in da fancy-pants seafood business.
Da Japanese are famous for lovin' their little curly fried crustaceans, so there's plenty of market for prawntrepreneurs in their country.
by QuacksO November 4, 2025
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