QuacksO's definitions
Those 0%!$@#& "fake US currency" tracts that sarcastically needle, "Disappointed? You won't be disappointed if you give your life to Jesus Christ!", and usually only serve to invalidly guilt-trip the reader by giving him a false feeling of personal greed (just about **anyone** would likely wanna pick up an easy ten/hundred dollars if it is just lying around --- that's not a true sign of actual bona fide greed!) and cause him to resentfully turn away from religion all the more.
It may or may not be true that "good deeds may entitle me to heavenly riches", as this stupid fake-ten-dollar-bill tract states, but I'd rather just have da ten dollars, thank you very much!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
Get the heavenly richesmug. An index-type reference booklet dat tells you where key words and phrases are in da operator's manual for da infamous SST jet.
Perhaps if da crew of Air France Flight 4590 had consulted da Concordence shortly before takeoff, they might have seen da super-important directive, "Check da runway for foreign objects before beginning take-off maneuvers", and thus saved their plane from a fiery crash!
by QuacksO November 24, 2022
Get the Concordencemug. Katy Perry sure learned about da champaine woes "last Friday night", yet she implies dat it was all worth it, since she already plans to "do it all again" next week.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
Get the champainemug. A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.
Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P
by QuacksO October 11, 2023
Get the premedicated crimemug. Refers to a ketchup dat either comes in a huge --- i.e., "magnum" --- container, or is super-spicy, and so it really delivers a humongous "wallop" when tasted.
by QuacksO March 29, 2021
Get the Heinz 357mug. Refers to the suddenly-occurring interval of frenzied activity that you engage in while partaking of a favorite radio/TV show, and the program cuts to a commercials-break for a minute or two; there will be nothing of interest being broadcast --- and therefore you do not need to be glued to the speaker or tube --- during this period, and so you frantically rush around the room to attend to assorted matters that you'd been "holding" or "delaying" while your riveting program was on, such as going pee, checking/adjusting the washing-machine, grabbing a pillow/blanket, getting more snacks from the fridge, etc.
While binge-watching episodes of Knight Rider on DVD, I realized that I'd forgotten to have my daily apple. Now of course, unlike a regular radio/TV broadcast, pre-recorded home-media like this can simply be paused anytime you please without missing anything, but I wanted to experience this delightful "blast from the past" material in just the same way that I'd remembered it from having seen it years ago on NBC, and so I waited till the beginning of the next episode for the classic "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist" introduction-speech to begin, then did my usual "commercials-interlude scramble" to retrieve a nice big Red Delicious and a paring knife, and then race back to the couch again before the episode-title was displayed.
by QuacksO February 27, 2019
Get the commercials-interlude scramblemug. Verbal/written yackety-yack back and forth between two or more individuals while imbibing Silver Bullets.
Da term "Coorespondense" could also have a different meaning --- namely, dat you and your co-yackers are getting tipsy from all of da COORS beer dat you're drinking, and so your remarks in said conversation are really DENSE as far as clearly understanding da conversation.
by QuacksO December 14, 2020
Get the Coorespondensemug.