loyalty-maintenance kissing

Major lips-and-tongue action shared for an extended period by da two members of a couple while one of said starry-eyed individuals is partaking of hot-'n'-heavy hijinks with a third individual; da purpose of said lusciously-smoochy interaction is to allow da engaged-in-lovies/intimacy person to reassure his/her main squeeze dat da romantic feelings between da two of them are not affected by said "current caresses 'n' cuddles" with this new person, but dat he is merely either expressing fondness for said third party, or accommodating da feelings/desires of said "spare tire" by "giving him some sugar" to help him feel satisfied 'n' supported emotionally.
An excellent example of loyalty-maintenance kissing would be if a hot chick is engaging in vigorous reverse-cowgirl action wif a well-hung dude whom she met at a sex-party, but has her smiling adoring face tilted upwards in a "Kiss me, big boy!" pose, and her other half is tenderly cradling her head in his hands and totally engaging wif her in passionate writhing-tongues face-sucking.
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
Get the loyalty-maintenance kissing mug.

prophylatelic

A medicine designed to prevent disease from licking stamps.
Now dat all postage stamps are self-adhesive, there is less need for prophylatelics.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
Get the prophylatelic mug.

snitchuation

An unfortunate development that occurs due to someone's either having tattled on you, or having stolen one or more objects.
Certain overzealous co-workers may be tempted to snitch on someone if they see him snitch one of the boss's donuts, but this favor-seeking action can lead to said busted pastry-thief's resentfully retaliating on said snitch, and the resulting snitchuation can then quickly escalate into an ugly full-blown snitching-war!
by QuacksO October 03, 2019
Get the snitchuation mug.

buy-product

An undesirable "secondary" expense dat you get saddled with due to your having purchased an item.
Items like vehicles and paper-printers are excellent --- and notorious --- examples of frequently needing "buy-products"... the price of the items itself may be incidental when compared to all of the subsequent high-cost commodities that you will have to supply said item with in order to keep it operational, such as fuel, fluids, ink-jet cartridges, etc.
by QuacksO October 10, 2020
Get the buy-product mug.

tarot root

A starchy-fibered plant used to make fortune-telling cards.
Regular wood-pulp-paper playing-cards are okay for casual games and fun, but only cards made from genuine tarot root have the true power to predict the future.
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Get the tarot root mug.

beckonomics

Da money-related study of pretty ladies' performing da alluring "come hither" finger-gesture to passing mushy-hearted guys.
Da latest beckonomics research reveals dat seducing "vulnerable" men can indeed often better a lady's financial status in dat da attracted men will likely feel more like spending money on said attentive gal, but at da same time, she would do well to have a good supply of condoms on hand so dat said delightful lifestyle-and/or-bank-account-enriching encounters don't result in additional EXPENSES for her, which of course would tend to largely negate whatever financial gains she'd gleaned from her copious hobnobbing with said humans of da opposite gender.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
Get the beckonomics mug.

criminal wreckord

What da perps in a swoop-and-squat scam will likely get if they're caught and prosecuted.
If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and

(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the criminal wreckord mug.