bullimia

Puking your guts out on a regular basis in an effort to purge your system of all the b**ls**t that others are always trying to shove down your throat.

Practicing bullimia on a regular basis is hard on one's stomach and throat; perhaps I should just wear earplugs in public, except when conversing with people who only say valid/truthful things.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019

attétude

A short musical composition that denotes the cranky demeanor that one or more people were in at the time when the work was written.

I guess that the musical pieces by Chopin and Liszt are palatable to some people, but I find a lot of them to just be crash-bash attétudes with little melodious appeal.

by QuacksO April 09, 2019

auntics

Assorted other-than-usual shenanigans displayed by your parent's sister.

My mom's sister Deborah was always amusing me as a small child with her assorted hilarious auntics.

by QuacksO February 09, 2023

We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.

Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!

by QuacksO December 05, 2017

LESSons

What the school claims are necessary to learn so as not to become a MOREon.

I slaved my a** off through long LESSons of studying all those boring textbooks in school during my teen years, yet nowadays as an adult I occasionally still get called a MOREon.

by QuacksO May 31, 2019

anti-sway bar

A stick of candy dat you bribe someone with in order to keep him from being "convinced otherwise" by one or more fellow humans who might try to get him to change his presently-in-agreement-with-you viewpoint.

Anti-sway bars can indeed sometimes be an effective way to keep someone "on your team", but it can also prevent said person from honestly pondering a particular topic or issue and then forming his own unbiased opinion about said subject, similar to how main-stream religion often does.

by QuacksO January 19, 2020

Thirdsday

Da "number of strikes and yer out" day of da week, if you start counting from "TWOsday". :P

How could THIRDsday not come right after TWOsday; there's a day in between...????

by QuacksO June 09, 2021