If you merely want to make your enemy feel moderate discomfort, using more than three or four curse-bodkins might be hexcessive.
by QuacksO November 13, 2024
To be a proper spokesperson, you need to know how much to tighten each spoke-nut in order to correctly support the wheel, but to also not be so tight that the end of the spoke sticks through out of the back of the nut and punctures the innertube.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
An overall look at someone's lower-extremities-related behavior to determine if he has a foot-fetish.
Seeing as how da luscious-fleshed bathing beauties all end up having super-burnished soles and heels --- and are all feeling drowsily contented from having had their cute tootsies savoringly kneaded and rubbed for extended periods --- by da time dat a certain dude eventually proceeds from one end of da beach to da other, I'd say dat it's a safe bet --- given da toetality of da evidence --- dat said impromptu volunteer masseuse has a MAJOR foot-fetish!
by QuacksO January 28, 2024
What da famous feminine-hairstyle-bashing talk-show host has become due to his racist/slanderous remarks and surly persona.
With all da horrible verbal crimes he committed, I am frankly astonished that Don I(nfa)m(o)us was allowed to remain on da air!
by QuacksO December 26, 2018
If "Dracula's coffin and sneezin'", should we line said pine box with eggcrate-foam to make said "woes of wintertime" sounds a bit less cacoffinous?
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
1. Where you spend money to get out of a cranky situation.
2. Where you use logic and/or creativity to get around having to purchase something.
2. Where you use logic and/or creativity to get around having to purchase something.
Not everyone can afford to just "buypass" an unfortunate debacle; less-affluent folks may need to put their brains to work to figure out ways to buypass the actual/potential pitfalls --- i.e., get out of the situation "for free".
by QuacksO June 19, 2019
Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021