QuacksO's definitions

deleied

Having yer departure from Hawaii unexpectedly postponed, prompting you to ask yer lovely brown-skinned Polynesian greeter-damsel attendant to temporarily remove da farewell-wreath of flowers from around yer neck for da time being, since you'll be staying in said rustling-palm-trees arena a bit longer.

Seeing as how "wahine swim and play, then dance the night away", as is mentioned in da popular "Waves Of Waikiki" song, performing lengthy intervals of graceful dignified sweeps 'n' sways are always on said beautiful suntanned ladies' minds, and so your being deleied at da sea-port not only could mean yer requesting yer cute Hawaiian-belle attendant to lift off da blossoms-wrap dat she'd just-recently draped you wif and hold it for safekeeping till you were ready to actually board yer mainland-bound vessel, but it might also call for an additional glass of Coca-loha to be smilingly brought to you by said gorgeous islander-native, if she'd want you to dance wif her to pass da time while you both were waiting for yer ship to be ready, and so you might need da extra caffeine to last you through da physical demands of said extended pairing.

by QuacksO May 8, 2025

no comparrison

What Skyler discovered regarding two wildly-differing conditions when he'd thought dat he was journeying to da "City of Light" ("I didn't know you could get there by BUS!"), but instead wound up at a marines-training camp.

"Perfessor" Cosmo Fishhawk's hapless nephew discovered dat there was absolutely "no comparrison" between his intended relaxed-'n'-idyllic French-capital destination and da tough-as-nails military establishment dat he mistakenly went to.

by QuacksO July 13, 2025

exsiting

Da super-enthralling action of relocating your no-longer-significant-other to a distant locale dat you wish you could do, so dat you could avoid awkwardly running into him around town after your breakup.

Getting a hundred-yards separation-order against a former lover might be hootin'-'n'-hollerin' entertaining in itself, but making him move far away from you would probably be even more exsiting.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

extraddition

Refers to where ya get yanked back "across da pond" to face da music back in Da States for tacking on unauthorized bonuses and unearned dividends during da course of your employment or other business transactions.

Da term "extraddition" could also refer to someone who's already in dutch in his current locale being grabbed by da authorities in another country to face even more charges for other crimes supposedly committed in said second nation.

by QuacksO February 17, 2023

estimitt

One's best guess as to da size, cost, etc. of a catcher's glove.

Everyone's hands and arms are different, so actually trying on a baseball glove is a wise choice before making an estimitt regarding how fitting or comfy it will be to wear when actually playing on da field.

by QuacksO October 12, 2020

roamance

Sarcastic term for a lovey-dovey relationship dat involves one or both members of da couple's "wandering" --- i.e., casually dating around --- frequently.

Personally, I see nothing wrong with a roamance, so long as both lovers always come back to each other after "exploring other pastures".

by QuacksO June 28, 2023

conspearacy

A covert collaboration of whalers, sealers, and other harpoon-wielding fur-and-oil-seeking hunters.

Even though whaling has been outlawed, there is still a conspearacy among hard-core blubber-hunters to secretly keep killing said endangered aquatic giants, anyway.

by QuacksO March 11, 2020