Sarcastic term for da ultra-acute auditory sensors dat boob-loving dudes possess; said sound-detectors are always aware of da faint snapping and/or sliding sounds of da elastic straps on upper-body undergarments as they're being put on or removed by any nearby bosomy chicks, and so da softness-craving stud then hastily rushes over to thirstingly "squeeze theeze" for a few moments before said chesty female has a chance to cover up her "baby-feeder treasures" again.
Having brassiears is all well and good for a guy, but he should also acquire a very gentle delicate grasp-capability with his eager hands when savoring "The Girls", so dat da big-titted ladies in his life will feel more willing and confident about letting him touch their bountiful but very vulnerable-'n'-sensitive chest-pillowz.
by QuacksO November 20, 2022
I've always loved to ride "da Otis invention" any chance I get, but I sure ain't gonna get so stirred up inside dat I'd actually get a floorgasm about it!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
A serious mental/emotional condition suffered by people who have suffered through an intercourse-related infection.
AFDC is available for unwed mothers, yet if a girl "does it" and never actually becomes pregnant but gets a venereal disease, good luck on finding state/government help with the burden/treatment of PSTD --- now, how much sense does THAT make???
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
"Precious metal" (i.e., gold or silver, as represents cash) dat is "added to da mix" to form a stronger "bond" in a relationship.
Antimoney works great to help maintain strong interpersonal "bonds", but "auntimoney" is even more gloriously effective at keeping da younger "isotopes" (i.e.,. nieces and nephews) happy!
by QuacksO January 29, 2022
Da opposite of aluminimum. Refers to da huge ingots of silver-shiny bauxite-based metal dat it starts out as after being produced at da refinery, this is da biggest "solitary" or "one-piece" portion of said lightweight-but-strong commodity dat you will usually find in common existence.
While aluminimum refers to da smallest amount of soda-can stock dat can be used in a certain "minuscule-material" application (i.e., super-fine wire, extremely-thin foil, etc.) and still be structurally-sound, alumaximum is da biggest "single serving" of said product --- i.e., an enormous solid "biscuit" --- dat is generally available to be used in industry; this is how it comes from da metal's "original" foundry, in fact, and then manufacturers cut/form it down into a number of smaller and thus-more-manageable portions so dat they can work with it.
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
(adjective) Different-from-da-usual/standard method/procedure, and involves deactivating one or more devices dat are associated wif da matter under discussion.
Landlord: My tenant across da driveway complained about my bright neon "office" sign dat kept him awake at night because it shone directly into his bedroom window, and asked me if I could please put up a short vertical barrier-wall on his side of da driveway so dat it would block da light from my sign. I suggested instead installing an "off at 9 P.M. and on at 5 A.M." timer for said glowing sign (and of course, I, too, would want to sleep during those periods, and people seldom came to me with any issues or rental-requests during da "wee hours", either, and so there should be little need to illuminate da door to my office during those periods, anyway), and he accepted this ah'llturnitoff solution.
by QuacksO February 20, 2025
The weatherman smilingly gave a really "spicy" weather-temps forecast on the radio today, and so I just **assumed** (yeah, I know, I know... never a good idea!) that the wind was gonna be pleasantly scented with yummy delectable barbecue-flavors for a couple days. But it's actually had very little odor at all during this period, just as plain old ordinary air usually does... what a disappointment!
by QuacksO October 16, 2018