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Asplundher

The big load of fragrant wood-chips that the tree-service guys drive home with after each workday of trimming roadside vegetation.
If you ask super-nicely, the tree-trimming crew may dump their humongous load of Asplundher in your yard, so that you can use it for spreading on pathways; it saves them from having to drive all the way to the dump to offload the chips.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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testorsterone

Da male hormone dat enables a dude to perform well when painting.
Perhaps da master artists in oils and watercolors may indeed have had elevated testorsterone levels and thus produced amazing paint-on-canvas works, but a number of them were totally obnoxious jerks as far as their overall personalities were concerned.
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
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skirtilage

Da off-limits "perimeter" surrounding a dolled-up chick dat's da diameter of da circle formed by da lower hem of her dress.
Once a hot number sits down, da radius of her skirtilage gets shortened considerably; in fact, if da lower half of da gown's fabric presses against said attractive gal's knees, dat might "conceivably" allow you to actually lift up said interfering material and perform da delightful "conceiving" action dat you'd been wanting to.
by QuacksO November 2, 2025
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Plymouth Rock

The spot where the Mayflower landed, so named because the rock's shape somewhat resembled a Plymouth automobile. (Hey it must be true --- renowned historian Dave Barry said so himself! :P)
The whimsically-tasteful car-themed landscape (Cadillac Range/Tailfin Pass, Wheelwell Motel, Coolant-Filler-Cap Mesa, Hood-and-Fenders Bluffs, etc.) of Radiator Springs is hardly anything new --- almost 400 years ago, the Pilgrims named their original landing-point "Plymouth Rock" due to the rock's being shaped something like a Plymouth automobile.
by QuacksO June 21, 2018
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heart and sole

Refers to da past-heavenly combination created when a warmly-smiling chick obligingly places her pretty feet against yer chest when requested, so dat ya can savor both da comforting/soothing feel of her cute toes, arches, and heels against yer collarbone and solar plexus, and da positive and openly/deeply-loving energy dat she's affectionately "pumping out through her feet" and into yer chest.
Perhaps da term here should be "heart and SOLES", since da cutie is putting BOTH of her lovely delectable tootsies against yer chest.
by QuacksO December 20, 2021
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earregular

Something non-standard regarding yer hearing-dishes.
Da BFG had three earregularities, in dat said auditory appendages were very large, he could swivel them about, and he could detect super-faint sounds.
by QuacksO August 10, 2025
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Ponzidriv

A "tightly-controlled" type of "tool" in da shady-business world dat really "puts a twist" on da apparent nature of a speculation deal, and then leaves da unfortunate investors majorly "screwed", often because they unwittingly "bit" off more than they could chew.
A Ponzidriv business-model may indeed seem like a "snug-'n'-solid fit" when first starting out, but then after everything comes "unslotted" somewhere down da line, there's bound to be considerable "slippage" at multiple levels!
by QuacksO December 30, 2024
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