QuacksO's definitions

chewse

To make the conscious decision to consume something by mouth.

Tobacco companies claim that people merely chewse to consume tobacco, but I find that reasoning flawed and selfish.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019

clopulation

To "ride" your huge four-legged equine buddy while you're out for a rhythmically-clacketing "ride".

Having sex wif a horse while he's cantering along can be a bit of a challenge of physics and engineering. One way to attain successful clopulation might be to attach da saddle backwards and underneath his belly instead of on his back, so dat you're positioned underneath your huge "stud-muffin" and facing in reverse towards his hind legs; strap da stirrups across his back wif a belt to provide support for your feet, so dat you won't succumb to da pull of gravity during said delightful operation.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

summerize

To make a brief report regarding da "dog days" of June, July, and August.

I attended youth-camp, went swimming, ate watermelon, collected fireflies, and rode my bike on woods-trails. That pretty much summerizes it, I think.

by QuacksO April 23, 2022

Passadumbkeg

A tiny rural-Maine village where da majority of da townspeople become blank-minded from imbibing home-made rotgut-hooch.

The name "Passadumkeag" was originally a Native-American word, and history notes that the Indians were largely corrupted by the "white man's fire-water"... coincidence? I wonder... I mean, it's widely known that whenever a shifty European bigwig wanted to trick the Redskins into signing over a parcel of land or otherwise bending to an unreasonable desire of his, he would just tell one of his cohorts to "Passadumbkeg", and then the formerly-hesitant native chiefs would share a massive "group-guzzle" and then sign said documents as soon as they'd gotten sufficiently liquored up. Pathetic, but true.

by QuacksO September 29, 2018

opawesome

How you view small gray pointy-nosed prehensile-tailed marsupials if you're really "into them".

Red Green and his crudely-macho buddies must have considered their lodge-mascot animal to be really opawesome, since their meeting-opener motto --- Quando omni flunkus moritati --- translates to, "When all else fails, play dead."

by QuacksO August 6, 2024

cusstodion

A whiny grumbly person --- most often a teenager --- who sulkily performs janitorial labors amidst copious use of swear-words to illustrate his acute discontent with having to carry out said activities.

School superintendent: I always make sure that all of the younger students have gone home in the afternoon before I assign cleanup-duties to any high-schoolers who have come under detention that day --- there are far too many cusstodions in these ranks for our tender-eared youths to be present during this period.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

Sockrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who liked to wear cloth coverings under his sandals. :P

Kinda hard to wear socks inside sandals with toe-posts --- I wonder if Sockrates invented the idea of the croc-style slippers?

by QuacksO January 13, 2022