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the whole shebang

Da entire "touchy-feely and bouncy-bouncy" permission dat a hot-in-da-crotch stud desires from a hot chick --- i.e., he wants total access to da luscious soft warm flesh dat "she" has, plus consent for him to "bang" her.
Tiffany asked me to perform a really yucky and difficult task for her, but she made me an offer dat I couldn't refuse --- she offered me access to "the whole shebang" after da job was completed.
by QuacksO November 2, 2023
mugGet the the whole shebangmug.

surveighlance

Da unfortunately-nonexistent clandestine watching of "Terrible Tim" dat --- had it been present --- could possibly have given early warning of said skinny dark-haired anarchist's nefarious plans, and thus allowed da OKC authorities to prevent said catastrophic event in da first place!
Government corruption and lack of surveighlance resulted in much of downtown Oklahoma City's getting blown off da map.
by QuacksO January 11, 2023
mugGet the surveighlancemug.

artifax

Yellowed teletype-printout from a bygone era.
After Doc Brown and Marty altered da McFly family's destiny for da better, da assorted "YOU'RE FIRED!" message-pages from Cusco became nothing but blank artifaxes.
by QuacksO October 30, 2024
mugGet the artifaxmug.

Roameo

A "stir-crazy" dude who "GALlivants" all over da place charming lots of different chicks.
I totally performed my Roameo routine at da beach and "scored big" wif countless helplessly-giggling eyelash-flutterers; da only prob was dat my hands and arms eventually got achy and exhausted from all of da hugz, hand-squeeziz, and foot-rubz dat I ended up giving to all of said placid-faced blinky-eyed damsels throughout da day!
by QuacksO April 27, 2025
mugGet the Roameomug.

queefrency

A measure of how often a gal has an "downstairs exhalation", and/or da pitch/tone of said love-tunnel whooshes.
Using different types of personal lubricant can greatly vary the queefrency-repertoire dat you can produce while "doing it". How rapidly and forcefully you partake of said "ultimate pleasures" can also significantly alter da properties of said birth-canal ovations, as well.
by QuacksO October 20, 2020
mugGet the queefrencymug.

Tumblena

A blonde-haired plant-nymph who was born inside a "prairie-wheel" bush, rather than a garden-flower.
Tumblena never had to ask anyone for a ride to places she wanted to go; she would just wait till the wind was blowing in the right direction, and then hop a lift on a passing "organic bowling ball".
by QuacksO November 3, 2018
mugGet the Tumblenamug.

Schplitz

The "extreme" aerobics exercise that made Milwaukee famous.
I don't want to enroll in any or Milwaukee's aerobics classes --- they all make you do "The Schplitz", and I value the integrity of my hips-joints more than that.
by QuacksO January 6, 2013
mugGet the Schplitzmug.

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