Definitions by QuacksO

sirvey 

A poll of da male population in da certain area.

What good is a sirvey if da local ladies aren't asked their opinion, as well?

sirvey by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Deccadence 

Da gradual moral or cultural decline of da famous British record-company.

I remember a lot of good music coming from da UK in da '70's and '80's, but there has definitely been a steady Deccadence over da past 30 years.

Deccadence by QuacksO February 15, 2020

herdles 

Can refer to one of two female-related issues:
(1) da women's-rights difficulties dat da likes of Susan B Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton helped overcome, or
(2) da difficulties dat a single dude has to overcome to land himself a bed-warmer.

Different gals have widely-varying types and levels of standards and expectations, and so a bachelor may face more or fewer herdles depending on which chick he's courting.

herdles by QuacksO February 15, 2020

rootine 

A standard and widely-accepted "getting down deep" procedure or practice dat a hair-specialist. landscaper, or nursery-worker follows.

I abhor gardening due to da laborious and boring rootine dat you hafta follow during all stages of growing and harvesting.

rootine by QuacksO February 15, 2020

answerving your cell phone 

Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.

I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.

answerving your cell phone by QuacksO February 15, 2020

routeen 

Da standard progression of adolescents.

There are exceptions, of course, but da general routeen is puberty, voice-breaking, acne, raging hormones, moodiness, and confusion. Not necessarily in that order! :P

routeen by QuacksO February 15, 2020

informities 

Weaknesses in da area of adequately letting others know about stuff.

A lot of officials and bureaucrats have major informities when it comes to effectively communicating.

informities by QuacksO February 15, 2020