fundamnental

A basic guideline for effectively using "salty" language.
A fundamnentalist could refer to someone who either is super-seriously opposed to profanity, or laces his Bible-thumping rhetoric with assorted "adjectives" dat do not truly add anything meaningful to said tirades, and generally serve to just turn listeners away, especially those with young impressionable children.
by QuacksO February 25, 2023
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criminal wreckord

What da perps in a swoop-and-squat scam will likely get if they're caught and prosecuted.
If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and

(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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monotypical

A "single-minded" form of expressing prejudiced/derisive ideas or beliefs.
Monotypical ideas are formed by using just one portion of the brain, whereas stereotypical thinking utilizes both sides.
by QuacksO October 25, 2018
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methawedical

What putting frozen dinners into da microwave every day eventually becomes.
Youth-camp chef: Preparing simple pre-packaged meals for da kiddos does indeed get kinda methawedical after a while, but seeing da delighted looks on said pint-sized people's faces as they're eagerly chowing down on said tasty comestibles --- and hearing them gleefully exclaiming about how good da food is and thanking me gratefully for preparing it for them --- makes said semi-drudgery all worth it.
by QuacksO January 10, 2025
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Poeetry

Rhyming verses penned by da famous original horror-story and first detective-novel author.
I am not much into Poeetry or horror stories, but I did really like The Great Edgar's more-light-hearted tales, "The Gold Bug" and "The Purloined Letter".
by QuacksO January 24, 2020
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cropulation

Refers to where you get so incredibly horny dat you sneak into a farmer's field and hump all of da watermelons or pumpkins.
Besides describing da act of drenching a produce-farmer's ripening ground-fruits in jizz, da term "cropulation" can also work well for referring to your partaking of a delightful "roll in da hay" wif da farmer's daughter (who most likely had gotten super-wet between her OWN legs after catching you making out wif da eggplants, and had therefore invited you to instead "partake of da real thing" wif her), since you'd be utilizing some of da also-harvested-from-a-field aromatic feed-bales both as padding on da barn-loft's floor and as concealment of your sordid-but-sumptuous bouncy-bouncy wif said straw-hat-and-overalls-clad damsel.
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
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capitol punishment

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.
My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
by QuacksO September 23, 2020
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