QuacksO's definitions
A "getting lucky" report predicting da likelihood dat you'll "get three-to-five inches" sometime during da next few days.
Da whether forecast predicts dat you will find a hot and "willing" stud today if you wear a skimpy bikini to da beach.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
Get the whether forecastmug. Some chicks have painfully-sensitive spots on their bodies, such as their backs, shoulders. arms, etc., and so you will need to keep these "off-limits" areas in mind when giving a cutie affection wif your hands, if you want her to consider you a comPATible soulmate.
by QuacksO June 30, 2023
Get the comPATiblemug. CB radio jargon for the old hand-crank-start automobile engines. A clever "play on words", using the common last name "Armstrong" as if it is the name of the crank-device's inventor, when in fact one truly does need "strong arms" to operate it.
Guy #1: Will your wife get to drive your restored flivver in the parade this afternoon?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I have to run back home first and get it going for her --- it's got an Armstrong starter.
Guy #2: Yeah, but I have to run back home first and get it going for her --- it's got an Armstrong starter.
by QuacksO November 1, 2011
Get the Armstrong startermug. Refers to da eclectic "variety" of fill-in-da-blank exams dat a particular culture or area foists upon its test-takers.
People rave enthusiastically about how wonderful French and Italian quizine is, but that worries me, 'cuz if said exams are indeed so great and all, they probably are also more thorough and deeply-probing of how well you have studied and/or how much you know, and so they would likely be a lot more difficult to pass.
by QuacksO March 1, 2020
Get the quizinemug. Puking your guts out on a regular basis in an effort to purge your system of all the b**ls**t that others are always trying to shove down your throat.
Practicing bullimia on a regular basis is hard on one's stomach and throat; perhaps I should just wear earplugs in public, except when conversing with people who only say valid/truthful things.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
Get the bullimiamug. by QuacksO October 16, 2023
Get the literachoremug. "Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Snoringmug.