QuacksO's definitions

split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.

I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

buypass

1. Where you spend money to get out of a cranky situation.
2. Where you use logic and/or creativity to get around having to purchase something.

Not everyone can afford to just "buypass" an unfortunate debacle; less-affluent folks may need to put their brains to work to figure out ways to buypass the actual/potential pitfalls --- i.e., get out of the situation "for free".

by QuacksO June 19, 2019

disastor

Refers to da total shambles dat da "America's wealthiest family" clan was embroiled in over da course of their "reign" during da past 200 years.

From da infamous John Jacob through several generations to come, said family's legacy was absolutely fraught with disastor!

by QuacksO August 8, 2025

sergery

Refers to da removal of fancy-pants clothing using da "slit and snip" method, rather than carefully/tediously undoing buttons, zippers, lacings, hooks, snaps, etc., da way you usually would when undressing someone.

Sergery is usually employed in two specific instances: either when a "dressed to da nines" Mr. BigRich requires an urgent medical operation and thus da hospital-workers do not have time to remove his costly panoply, or else someone who's overly full of himself has tried has fellow humans'' patience once too often, and so they wish to "take him down a notch or two" by destructively ridding him of his gaudy fabrics so dat they can re-dress him in more common-folks' attire. Think what Robin Hood and his Merry Men did to the sheriff of Nottingham when they captured him in Sherwood Forest.

by QuacksO December 23, 2020

cacoffinous

How Dracula often sounds during colder months.

If "Dracula's coffin and sneezin'", should we line said pine box with eggcrate-foam to make said "woes of wintertime" sounds a bit less cacoffinous?

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

Robodex

The Ferris-wheel-type paper-holding device where cyborg-Officer Alex Murphy keeps his colleagues' business cards.

Officer Murphy is all for networking as much as anyone, but he regularly has to "weed" his Robodex of cards that he no longer wants in there, since many of his accumulated contacts turn out to be scum-bangs... lots of Dick Joneses out there who purport to be honorable caring dedicated members of the public or local government, but are actually just trying to line their own pockets, puff their cronies' political standing, alter election-votes, etc.

by QuacksO November 24, 2019

ludichris

What da notion dat Columbus discovered America is.

Da famous --- or infamous, depending on how much you know/believe about him --- 1492 sailor never even laid eyes on da North American coastline, so to say dat we have him to thank for our eventually forming settlements here is totally ludichris!

by QuacksO December 20, 2023