One should make absolutely sure that a person who is trying to pursuade him to do something actually has sufficient money in said purse to cover the promised bribe, and is not merely showing him an empty wallet and thus trying to pull the old empty carrots-bag on a stick routine.
by QuacksO February 24, 2019
by QuacksO December 03, 2011
I never gamble, so any time I experience tingling in my Vegas nerve, I just go sit on da beach and relax a while till da "urge to splurge" subsides.
by QuacksO November 27, 2019
A real "blast" of a U.S. commander-in-chief with a big "booming" voice who created a lot of "thunder" during his presidency.
Maybe it's fortunate dat James Bucannon only served one term in da White House, or his politically "explosive" viewpoints and actions might have eventually sparked a Guy-Fawkes-style "gunpowder rebellion"!
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
After listening to a really lovely and "sensitively performed" piece of music played on a harp, I'd naturally assumed dat it had been performed by a thoughtful-faced slight-figured lady with small slender hands --- what a sirprise it was to learn dat said sweetly-serene artistic work had in fact been delicately strummed out by a towering hulk of a dude with huge gorilla-paws!
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
Refers to where you impatiently/imperiously refuse to correct your spelling-mistakes when composing text on on a word-processor, but instead just click "add to dictionary" for each error to make said pesky intervals of squiggly red underlinings disappear.
Not only does "add to dictionary" abuse result in your literary compositions' remaining full of mistakes, but it also potentially harms the next person who attempts to use said word-processor, since your spell-checker will now not "catch" many misspellings that this subsequent typist may make, and thus he may unwittingly not do a proper job of proofreading his letters and memos, either.
by QuacksO January 27, 2020
by QuacksO April 30, 2024