QuacksO's definitions

Missler

Da notorious early-20th-century European unmarried-female despot who not only "shot wide of da mark" as far as taking over da Fatherland --- oops, I mean, MOTHERland --- but also made extensive use of long-range rocketry during said unsuccessful endeavor.

If Adolpha MISSler was da infamous Führer's feminine counterpart, would her right-hand woman have been named "HERrler"?

by QuacksO May 13, 2022

exceed your expectorantations

What you hope dat your cough-medicine will do in clearing up congestion.

Taking peppermint and eucalyptus is good for loosening mucus in your chest, and if you also try placing a pretty girl's smooth warm soles on your face --- i.e., fit da balls of her feet into yer eye-sockets and press her heels against yer chin --- to also help drain yer plugged sinuses, da overall relief you'll feel may exceed your expectorantations BIG time!

by QuacksO November 15, 2024

LeWomans

Da pink 'n' feminine version of da classic Pontiac muscle car.

GM tried marketing da LeWomans as a "delicate and dainty" counterpart to da brawny-and-masculine Chevelle-shaped thunder-maker; unfortunately, however, like da "Lady Lionel" model train sets of da late '50's, da girls hated said "built just for da skirt-wearers" models, and so da entire engineering gamble was a huge financial flop.

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

unreasonabull

Da manner in which huge snorting male cattle may treat humans who are merely passing by or wanting to perform routine care.

Sadly, taking away his credit card will most likely NOT stop a horned cow-impregnator from "charging" --- he very well may be unreasonabull whether he can "shop with plastic" or not!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

contributte

To add material to da summit of a flat-topped hill so dat it gets progressively taller.

Building neat little cairns of pebbles and large stones as a token gesture to make a certain rock-formation a bit higher above sea-level is all well and good, but you really need huge shovelfulls of earth and gravel if you significantly wanna contributte to a sizeable landmark.

by QuacksO April 5, 2022

Ritz of attachment

Legal term regarding an addiction to or obsession with either swanky hotels or saltine crackers.

I diligently try to behave myself, live frugally, and eat a well-balanced diet, and so hopefully I'll never have any problems with Ritz of attachment.

by QuacksO December 16, 2019

drawergasm

Busting a nut over something related to either a lady's panties or a pull-out tray.

Some guys are so horny dat dey would have a DOUBLE "drawergasm" if dey slid out a walled shelf in a gal's bureau and saw her collection of lacy/filmy undergarments inside.

by QuacksO January 24, 2022